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Protect ALL Women @protectallwomen.bsky.social · 7h

Tell the EU to reject any new deals or special treatment with the UK government while they continue their onslaught of human rights abuses against transgender people. Please sign and tell the UK that human rights abuses will not be rewarded with special privileges from the EU! c.org/nBkx2XBCt4

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Protect the rights of transgender women and girls in the UK

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 7h

EXCLUSIVE: One of the doggers "caught & released" with petrol in their wheeled van in Gloucestershire called 999 because, I heard from Dave's mate's sister's girlfriend's cousin, Ed Sheeran wouldn't stop calling him & his four mates asking if they'd be the opening act at his next concert #DieselGate

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 10h

My Counter Terrorism Police insider tells me wheels were also found on ALL the vehicles.

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'Quantity of petrol' but no explosives found in three vehicles near RAF Fairford

Claymation character, with police helmet shaped head, called PC Mackintosh from the film Curse of the Wererabbit

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 10h

I just found three distinct, and very long, scabbed over cat scratches down my right arm. I haven't seen a cat, let alone am owned by one, in months.

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Woman Vomiting Horror Scene

Alt: Regan, from the Exorcist, is vomiting enthusiastically

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 10h

It was speech, call us when he actually challenges AND changes the last (almost) 50 years of utterly failed Thatcherism.

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 11h

There is so much at stake at this election. Real hope looks like action. Rent controls, nationalising Thames Water and no to fossil fuels. Here's an update on how it's going! youtu.be/hPmtOL6obLw

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Campaigning With Zack Polanski In Holborn & St Pancras - Episode 2

YouTube video by Bold Politics with Zack Polanski

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 11h

Our Labour party "Northern" Prime Minister Andy Burnham: Fucking olds, they need less! We could always tax wealth and make sure corporations actually pay up plus renationalise rip off services and build truly affordable housing... Shut it, commie.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 12h

I hope I'm proven wrong, and I'm sure the pressure is real, but typically speaking anything put in such "maybe" terms isn't going to happen. He could start this right away, and while certainly a far better communicator than Starmer, there's very little to no difference between this PM & the last.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 13h

GOP blames Hegseth for Iran, and other shit. I say no rest until the cunts that confirmed him as Twat of War are held accountable, in the midterms

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 13h

Hard disagree: they've already robbed us for decades, renationalise with zero compensation.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 13h

I get this won't go down well with a lot of US brethren on here BUT: Biden didn't do enough (anything?) to ensure Trump answered for the crimes he committed. He didn't make sure safeguards were in place to stop Trump's 2nd term becoming the free for all crime spree it was so obviously going to be...

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 14h

"Burnham's speech style Burnham ditched the lectern and notes, entering to the Farm's 'All Together Now'." I just died of cringe, it was a mercy killing.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 15h

Hearing Danny Tommo was clutching a Bible as the judge, legally speaking, grabbed his groin and moon-walked around the courtroom is chefs kiss. Bonus points to any journo asking him on the day of his release which passages he most read and ask him to explain their significance.

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Chefs Kiss French Chef

Alt: Chefs Kiss French Chef

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 15h

Gosh golly God. I wonder if any Patriot Platform funding can be traced via Crypto Cunt Crim Coin back to the likes of Sweaty Sauron and his Tech Fascist chums in that America/Israel

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 15h

My first Kimchi today. 19/10 will snarf again.

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 16h

Why is the Government going after pensioners? It's time to tax the rich

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Dr Julia Grace Patterson @jujuliagrace.bsky.social · 16h

It’s important that we don’t end up with a new care system that funnels billions of taxpayer money into private companies… 🚨 jujuliagrace.substack.com

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 16h

I attended a Church of England primary school in the 70s, sang hymns every morning in assembly, was taken to church every Sunday AND was forced to dance around a maypole with fucking flowers in my hair. There's nothing wrong with me, that anti-psychotics can't mask.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 17h

All in all successful 2nd meeting since hospital discharge with my (new & permeant) Cardiac Nurse. A few possible changes to med dosages, another echocardiogram needed first, & then came the suggestion I see a shrink. I started chanting "USA, USA" until I was thrown out. Think I handled it perfectly

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 17h

"He has been remanded in custody, with a provisional trial date set for 1 March." Fucksticks, I was so looking forward to him opening the remaining Ed Sheeran concert dates.

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Daniel Thomas refused bail over alleged boat damage

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 19h

AI Tech Fascists begging, yet again, to be thought of as really cool and dangerous. I mean sure if you're a drugged child at one of their parties.

Bernard from CreakyMinders shouting and pointing a gun at himself

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OpenAI scraps rollout of new model over safety concerns

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 20h

The amount of contrary stories doing the rounds I'm calling maskirovka. But Nigel's primary concern, now he knows they are not black, is that they got bail and Tommo didn't. Tommo filmed himself, because it's all performative Fascism with that lot. "They" hadn't done, far as we know, anything wrong

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 20h

"Anthropic IPO Prospectus reportedly cites $518B cloud spending plans alongside a $42B 2025 loss." Join the AI BUBBLE NOW, or humanity gets it! First 1000* signees get a free naked child picture. *(turds & cuntitions apply)

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Robot Running

Alt: Robot Running fast and hitting a crash mat then bouncing back

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Richard Murphy @richardjmurphy.bsky.social · 22h

It is time for people of courage to walk away from Labour www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2026/09... They have had their chance. They have blown it. We need a real alternative in this country now. They will never be it again.

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It is time for people of courage to walk away from Labour

As I say on fiscal rules in the glossary to this blog: Fiscal rules are targets set by governments to limit borrowing, debt, or deficits over time. They are presented as if they are neutral, technical...

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oi olds, You know that tiny pension you can't live off? Fuck you, hahahaha. Yours, Labour

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yawns are rolling in and it's chilly. Tempted to hit the sack but I'll just be up at three if I do. Maybe two. And then, after a couple of hours, I'd fall asleep and probably miss my 10:45. You could always set your alarm. Brilliant!

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

YES! Hahahaha Fuck You Elon Musk and fuck your shitty exploding rockets. Wanker.

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Paul Murphy TD @paulmurphy.pbp.ie · 28/09/2026

The campaign against data centres is growing in communities around the country. Come along to our public meeting in Tallaght tomorrow night. Speakers will include: Paul Murphy TD Laure De Tymowski Cllr Jess Spear

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Aside from the fact our Labour Gov is helping fuckwhit Trump & flying monkey Hegseth get their arses handed to them by Iran what the actual fuck is that "Hope Again" shit? I say we carpet bomb Iran with whoever came up with "Hope Again". Then the war will be over by Christmas & diesel will be free.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My Ed Sheeran tour insider tells me Riley Gaines has been booked to open the next concert & will appear alongside Erika Kirk, playing Twister, while images of Anne Widdecombe & Rod Liddle are projected onto a screen behind. Nigel Farage & Danny Tommo will then video conference in waving Israel flags

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wes Streeting dangles special relationship to Patriot Platform attendees at Labour Conference

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UK diesel price hits all-time high, RAC says

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Merseyside Police swoop in with guns to arrest MASKED TERRORISTS SLASHING RNLI LIFEBOATS with MACHETES at Labour Conference. One TERRORIST shouted, as Police bravely bludgeoned them with batons, "Thank God Sir Andy Starmer is 'Northern', can you imagine how bad this would be under Sir Keir Burnham?"

Patriot Platform Terrorists terrorising thin air

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Both EXCLUSIVE & BREAKING: Our "Northern" Prime Minister Andy Burnham gives rabble rousing speech to centrists centristing at the Labour conference. Stronger Future Never!

Sir Keir Starmer making THE worst pull my fingers joke EVER while stood in front of a red backdrop with the words "Stronger Future Together, Labour"

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“the party’s restrictions on access run counter to Unison’s policy on trans equality” - Unison “the party has excluded trans women, which runs counter to Usdaw’s policy on trans equality” - Usdaw “Trans rights are human rights, and trans rights are workers’ rights.” reported by Heartlands Tribune

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lads, welcome to Twitter loser cry-wanking (my fucking job, without stella levels of fuckwhit) on Blitter

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Remember kids: NEVER snort "pure communism", chop it with some 👀 harmstrong

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Google: Show me the Chetnik twat in a Hat

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sir Terry Salt & Vinegar, florth Cunt of Privilegedton, made his fortune trafficking kids to Prince Paedo's ancestors

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Really energising..." I srsly can't recall seeing less energised since Peter Thiel slowly strangle wanked with the Duracell Bunny

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

wtf is Anne Widdecombe's shade serenading a Northern bobble head to thunderless applause?

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

She's obviously not a proper Jew, which is why she doesn't know Prime Minister Andy Burnham is "Northern"

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Barred" Now nobody is advocating hunting down the pasty little pricks and lynching them, why not?

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yer face, when yer boss Teams in on Chatwank session

Reform’s Danny Kruger criticises UK’s ‘totally unregulated sexual economy’
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Former Conservative laments divorce changes and says Reform UK will pursue policies to boost birthrate

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What's for tea mum? Dal! "Northern" mushy peas? Yup. Savoury.

Sir Keir Burnham and Derek Trump hating each other for the cameras

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