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Thee Professeur

@theeprofesseur.bsky.social
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Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 12h
Somebody distract me from work
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byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t think chocolate chips belong in banana bread
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Demi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
eat, drink, eat, drink. mainly bc I have a severe fear of choking, so I need help washing that shit down. lol
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Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seeing folks die trying to prove Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. right when they tried to burn First Lady Obama at the stake for suggesting healthy alternatives is insane
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Evil Lex @lextherapy.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
“Well, maybe they’re in an open marriage” AINT NOBODY IN NO OPEN MARRIAGE EVER
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Baby's Overwhelmed Reaction to Sound
ALT: Baby's Overwhelmed Reaction to Sound
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Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Marked Safe Safu
Alt: Marked Safe Safu
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
The 21 people on this app tryna find the mess
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🍒 @lalarchvs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Missing Chicagoooo sun
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you think collards come in “brands” we are not living in the same world, which was the point. A brand of collards! 😂😂
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Jo VanEvery @jovanevery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The AI guys really really don’t understand relationships. Very sad.
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Boo-tiful O. 👻 @viewtifulo.com · 28/09/2026
I made my wife a Kirby cake for her birthday! (If you can't already tell, I'd never baked a cake in my life before this. It tastes better than it looks 😅) 🎮 #Gaming #BlackskyGamers
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Yugioh: Time To Duel!
ALT: Yugioh: Time To Duel!
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🍑Noob Yambot✨🥷🐉 @funsizesnicker.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Gotta start fartin on em or swinging ya hair around em
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michael @uueevme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SPINNING SPINNING 💫🌀😵‍💫
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Tourist Moogus
Alt: Gyro Zeppeli’s grills
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 27/09/2026
Twice divorced and ain't a third marriage coming anywhere NEAR me.
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Ryan Gosling's 'Say What' Moment
ALT: Ryan Gosling's 'Say What' Moment
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PURE/HONEY 💚 @letrice718.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Is that what you heard because that’s not what I said” That is how I will be addressing mansplaining in the future!
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Sassy Kid Says 'Period.' with Finger Snap
ALT: Sassy Kid Says 'Period.' with Finger Snap
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No resolutions. Just be better in ‘26 @spicynice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok legs!!!!
Bathroom selfie Black woman in black leggings and black boots.
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lei. | #ProtectJho @l3ibra.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
#SweetsAfterDark 🍪🌙✨
a pink plate that holds about eight (one is underneath the others) chunky, fluffy, golden-toned chocolate chip cookies that i made for my friends. they are all sat on top of each other and have tons of chocolate chips in them. they’re soft and slightly gooey on the inside. another angle of the same cookies on the same pink plate. you can see into the tender ridges of the cookies, where all the sweetness and love resides. another close shot of the cookies. one is broken in half to show the tender, gooey center. these cookies are THICK. but what did you expect from a southern Black baker? we love thickness and fullness here. i didn't skimp on the chips and i never skimp on the love, either.
zoom all the way into the very middle of the photo. you’ll see it.
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Lu, The Honored One @onereality.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Alright, in my head. All of yall married on here
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PURE/HONEY 💚 @letrice718.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I genuinely was I’d be on here less while getting filled up & getting my fill of uppies from my man
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Jeremy Renner Smiling Lovingly
ALT: Jeremy Renner Smiling Lovingly
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when we were strangers, I watched you from afar when we were lovers, I loved you with all my heart 😭😭🌕
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Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a taste for something specific, but my tastebuds and mind cannot decide on what so I’m currently eating everything and it hurts
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Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️ @pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A white woman holding a green beverage with a straw. She is looking upward with a tight expression. The text reads "girl who is "going to be okay"
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white @trashmnk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Random selfie from yesterday of me wearing my favorite Cthulhu shirt (yes, I have more than one).
A bespectacled White rocks his favorite Cthulhu shirt while palming a red bull in his bed room. On the green wall behind him is an empty wooden frame that's older than his oldish ass.
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Playa playa from the Himalayas @acloudinthesky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She could’ve been made into such a better character besides Sasuke’s fangirl🤦🏾‍♀️
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Playa playa from the Himalayas @acloudinthesky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s pull out the crockpot season!!🤗
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Clit Cuddling Cavalier ©🤠🥃 @invadeherzim.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
🤣🤣
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Evil Lex @lextherapy.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Passed this photo and I am laughing all over again omg
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Killer Katie Kat 👻♥️✨😽🎃 @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s a men’s set!
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Coach Tru Wick @syndicatedghost.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Shooters shoot 🙂‍↕️
Screenshot of me DMing Sony on IG: 

Hey so…. I like taking photos of wildlife and whatnot. What do I need to do to test some of the newer GM lenses that you carry? 👀

What if I get 25k likes, shares and comments on my next nature photography post? 👀
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High School History Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If only something could be done about the banks and the rates.
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white @trashmnk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think it came out alright.
beans, cabbage, turkey and rice in a bowl sits on a stovetop
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Brat doll @princesskitaaa.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I survived pilates, clap for me pls
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Clit Cuddling Cavalier ©🤠🥃 @invadeherzim.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
😎 after 13 years back at it again for 1 performance Grambling’s 125th year and the World Famed’s 100th of course you know I had to
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Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only):
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Jigen
Alt: Jigen from Lupin III
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wholesome mahd 😇 @justahmad.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I won’t you, you find asf
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Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I survived the day… I was off work today, but worked from 9am-7:30pm
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Jeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' Moment
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A-Wax @p1z4t.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Kings know your worth. Make them apologize with that PURSE AND SOME CUCHI ON TOP OF THE APOLOGY. Spennat shit, spennat shit, spennat shit.
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Tonio Skits: Hilarious Purse Stealing Prank
ALT: Tonio Skits: Hilarious Purse Stealing Prank
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TCG @itstcg.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Fellas don’t let Ladies apologize with coochie. Make em say the words “I apologize.”
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
In my holy home, I got you covered
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Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Blowing your nose shouldn’t be a humiliation ritual
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Playa playa from the Himalayas @acloudinthesky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AND GOT ITTTTTT!!!!!
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lei. | #ProtectJho @l3ibra.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
kagome’s mama did not give a fuck about her
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I really did pray for days like this ngl
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BIG GREEDY Ribbler 🥓 @pardonmypetty.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I agree 1000%. It’s lookin real MURDER.DEATH.KILL with every update I see.
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Devin 👸🏾 @devinthedudette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taps sign: bsky.app/profile/devi...
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Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️ @pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today, Liz moved into her apartment today. 🥹
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🩺Dr.👩🏾‍⚕️Gooch🥣Gobbler👅 @mzyogi7.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
The correlation between lifters hating cardio & runners hating lifting needs to be studied😂😂
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mahershala Ali speaks out about Kevin Feige over the failure of Blade - “To this day, I don’t know why it didn’t happen. Kevin [Feige], he said it was the biggest failure of his career, and I agree... I agree with him 100%, he should feel that way.”
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