Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 12hI didn’t know an eye sinking and facial elongating were even procedures 😭😭😭 100
Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Tbf, things of this nature did occur to protestors at the Mike Brown, Eric Garner, and George Floyd protests A lot of journalists especially lose eyes after being shot in the face with rubber bullets 110
Reposted by Thee Professeurbyakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t think chocolate chips belong in banana bread 221
Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have always eaten and drank throughout the meal, but I’ll never forget meeting a girl whose grandma made her eat then drink. Blew My fucking 5th grade mind 000
Reposted by Thee ProfesseurDemi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026eat, drink, eat, drink. mainly bc I have a severe fear of choking, so I need help washing that shit down. lol 133
Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Seeing folks die trying to prove Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. right when they tried to burn First Lady Obama at the stake for suggesting healthy alternatives is insane 000
Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have your birthday on my calendar as today—is it the 29th??? 100
Reposted by Thee ProfesseurEvil Lex @lextherapy.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026“Well, maybe they’re in an open marriage” AINT NOBODY IN NO OPEN MARRIAGE EVERstatic.klipy.comBaby's Overwhelmed Reaction to SoundALT: Baby's Overwhelmed Reaction to Sound 111
Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comMarked Safe SafuAlt: Marked Safe Safu 010
Reposted by Thee ProfesseurThe Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026The 21 people on this app tryna find the mess 55514
Reposted by Thee ProfesseurTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you think collards come in “brands” we are not living in the same world, which was the point. A brand of collards! 😂😂 2253131
Reposted by Thee ProfesseurJo VanEvery @jovanevery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The AI guys really really don’t understand relationships. Very sad. 0632
Reposted by Thee ProfesseurBoo-tiful O. 👻 @viewtifulo.com · 28/09/2026I made my wife a Kirby cake for her birthday! (If you can't already tell, I'd never baked a cake in my life before this. It tastes better than it looks 😅) 🎮 #Gaming #BlackskyGamers 3204
Reposted by Thee ProfesseurUncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comYugioh: Time To Duel!ALT: Yugioh: Time To Duel! 031
Reposted by Thee Professeur🍑Noob Yambot✨🥷🐉 @funsizesnicker.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026Gotta start fartin on em or swinging ya hair around em 185
Reposted by Thee Professeurmichael @uueevme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026SPINNING SPINNING 💫🌀😵💫static.klipy.comTourist MoogusAlt: Gyro Zeppeli’s grills 022
Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Umbrella’s get taxed because no one ever buys them until they need them 010
Reposted by Thee ProfesseurBrilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 27/09/2026Twice divorced and ain't a third marriage coming anywhere NEAR me.static.klipy.comRyan Gosling's 'Say What' MomentALT: Ryan Gosling's 'Say What' Moment 041
Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026She said “you ain’t know I was loc’d? 🤨 Where you been?” 100
Reposted by Thee ProfesseurPURE/HONEY 💚 @letrice718.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Is that what you heard because that’s not what I said” That is how I will be addressing mansplaining in the future!static.klipy.comSassy Kid Says 'Period.' with Finger SnapALT: Sassy Kid Says 'Period.' with Finger Snap 091
Reposted by Thee ProfesseurNo resolutions. Just be better in ‘26 @spicynice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ok legs!!!! 191
Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You:static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: Ned Flanders Says Night NightAlt: The Simpsons: Ned Flanders Says Night Night 100
Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026LOL 😭😭😭 I was congratulating you on finishing your retwist 100
Reposted by Thee Professeurlei. | #ProtectJho @l3ibra.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026#SweetsAfterDark 🍪🌙✨ 1916839
Reposted by Thee ProfesseurLu, The Honored One @onereality.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026Alright, in my head. All of yall married on here 0204
Reposted by Thee ProfesseurPURE/HONEY 💚 @letrice718.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If I genuinely was I’d be on here less while getting filled up & getting my fill of uppies from my manstatic.klipy.comJeremy Renner Smiling LovinglyALT: Jeremy Renner Smiling Lovingly 2102
Reposted by Thee ProfesseurChakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026when we were strangers, I watched you from afar when we were lovers, I loved you with all my heart 😭😭🌕 051
Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have a taste for something specific, but my tastebuds and mind cannot decide on what so I’m currently eating everything and it hurts 010
Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bro is so handsome, Chat—I got beard envy 110
Reposted by Thee ProfesseurM. @trashmnk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Random selfie from yesterday of me wearing my favorite Cthulhu shirt (yes, I have more than one). 1192
Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not enough negroes work at Marvel to justify this freaked-out Storm cover 😭😭😭 010
Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ain’t no way boy… ain’t no fucking way boy… ain’t no way 120
Thee Professeur @theeprofesseur.bsky.social · 26/09/20261. Naruto 2. Sakura 3. Karin I wonder how Ino feel not making the list 110
