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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
A woman asks her friend "Hey Shirley, whatcha up to?" Shirley replies "meeting a polycule I matched with on one of the freak apps." A rumbling is heard in this distance as well as a faint "na na na na na". The first woman look nervous. She turns around to reveal the polycule is a massive katamari of human bodies. The music in the background boom NA NAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMACY." One of the polycule members points to his mask and says to Shirley "uh... you're not wearing a mask. You said you were COVID conscious."
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 11,1945
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

NANCY-DO YOU STILL
CALL SLUGGO
"FUDGEY WUDGEY"

OH, DEAR...
WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT ?

YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE YOUR DIARY LYING AROUND

ABBA DABBA ZINGA BIX

W-WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT??

YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE YOUR BOOK OF LODGE SECRETS LYING AROUND EITHER
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💖Ruby💖🏳️‍⚧️ @digibutter64.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
She's so silly
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 12/04/2025
There are MANY things wrong about the claim that healthy people can't die from infectious disease (they totally can) but a glaring issue everyone is ignoring: every person who has had COVID (even once) has a weaker immune system now & will have a harder time fighting off a cold, let alone measles.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 27,1949
NANCY By Ernie Bushmiller
OH, NANCY --- WILL YA THROW
МЕ МУ WATER PISTOL

( NANCY THREW SLUGGO’S WATER PISTOL OUT THE WINDOW, UNFORTUNATELY SHE THREW IT TO HIGH. AND THE WATER PISTOL LANDED INTO THE STREET, RIGHT IN THE PATH OF A STEAMROLLER, THE STEAMROLLER RAN OVER THE WATER PISTOL BEFORE SLUGGO COULD GET IT OUT OF THE STREET, AND WHEN SLUGGO DID RETRIEVE THE WATER PISTOL IT WAS FLATTENED LIKE A PANCAKE)
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 7 1945
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
           Let There Be Light!
HEY- I TOPD  YOU NOT TO READ IN A POOR LIGHT... YOU OUGHTA BE SPANKED!

HUH. I TRY TO SAVE HIS ELECTRIC BILL AND THAT'S THE THANKS I GET
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
A photo from the day Uni became a part of our family
The owner holds a small black and white kitten with white paws.
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Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I like playing videogames with my friends a bit too much
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Uni is shaped like an onigiri. Unigiri! :3
A black and white cat with a large round face sits upright on the floor, resembling the shape of an onigiri.
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 30/03/2025
*stares at you* i know what you are
image of two girls with text overlaid saying "just 3 lesbians staring at each other"
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 30,1949
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

SUPPER'S
READY

WHAT'S ON THE MENU TONIGHT

SPAGHETTI

WOULD YOU BRING IT OUT TO ME

O.K.

I'LL EAT IT HERE
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Pusheen @pusheen.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
🌷🌼🌷
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 27,1945
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

AREN'T YOU GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY?

NO - - - I’M AFRAID TO GO IN

WHY?

YESTERDAY I PICKED D' TEACHER A BUNCH OF EARLY SPRING FLOWERS

WELL. WHAT'S WRONG WITH EARLY SPRING FLOWERS?

EARLY SPRING BEE WAS IN THEM
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
A news executive says "Ms. Decline! Your comics have become so well-known, we'd like to interview you for TV news!" Alex Haus of Decline says "Great! can you please use this phrase for my chyron?" and hands him a card. He winces at it and says "uh... are you sure?" Alex, with a threatening smile says "if you don't, I'll sue you for discrimination." Alex appears on the news all dolled up. The Chyron under her reads "Alex Haus of Decline: Clocky, but Hot?"
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Punk Rock Loser @grs22.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
An epic battle between a heroine and a powerful goddess is happening. The battle now lasts for 3 days nonstop, until the goddess manages to get a grab of the woman warrior with her tentacles: "Foolish heroine! I, The Goddess of Darkness, will suffocate you to death!!!" Said the dark deity, triumphantly. "Any last wor--" but before she could finish her sentence, the heroine had a quite unusual response to being squeezed by the deity's tentacles... "Aahnn harder!" Uttered the mortal woman, unprompted. 
  
The two women looked at each other with a great mix of confusion and awkwardness, but also a barrier might've been broken...
  
  
Years passes and the two enemies are now married and with a demigod daughter. The woman warrior, snuggling with the former evil goddess, then reveals to the young woman: "And that's how I met your mom, sweetie!", to an awkward "Oh." as response. And they lived happily ever after.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
A set of jangling keys will return in "AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"
A set of jangling keyslogo for Marvel Studios: Avengers Doomsday
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Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
i think about this often
a kitty says: “you're so portuguese” to another kitty, which responds with “MIAU” - this is a reference to a Markiplier video where he says a kitty is portuguese
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 26,1945
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

I THINK.I'LL TAKE ALL MY DOLLS TO BED
WITH ME TONIGHT

ZZZZZZZ

HELP! HELP!

( NANCY IS DREAMING, NANCY AND HER DOLLS ARE PACKED IN THE BED, LIKE A TIN OF SARDINES)

LABEL ON TIN-SARDINES
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moringmark.bsky.social @moringmark.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Polar Opposites #theowlhouse #toh
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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AzulCrescent @azulcrescent.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
A "heavy" premonition
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
A man stands in front of a crowd and says "HAHA Everyone lsitens to me because of my very large hat." The crowd reacts to another man wearing a larger Bowler-style hat. One man remarks "hey, that guy's hat is even bigger." The initial big hat man looks dejected as the crowd starts congregating before the new big hat man. He leaves and returns with a gargantuan cowboy hat and says "look fellas, I have an even bigger hat now. The crowd is unimpressed. One man shouts "TOO BIG!"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Yes, the head of the Department of Defense jeopardized the lives of American forces... but don't forget an oligarch is stealing our Social Security, stopping scientists from trying to cure diseases and firing the people who tell us hurricanes are coming. Basically, death is just baked in everywhere.
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ori @orisghost.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
overslept
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moringmark.bsky.social @moringmark.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Amber #theowlhouse #toh
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 25,1944
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

WOW-THAT WAS SOME HIKE!

HERE'S A CAR - - MAYBE WE CAN GET A LIFT BACK TO TOWN

?  !

OH - - - OH - - - 
LET US OUT MISTER- - - QUICK!

THANKS FOR TH’ BUGGY RIDE!

SIGN ON TRUCK -
PROF.
FLEA CIRCUS 

( NANCY AND SLUGGO HAS PICKED UP A FEW FLEAS FROM THE RIDE)
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
If an Army private accidentally texted the details of a classified military operation to a reporter, let alone transmitted any classified information to anyone who was unauthorized over an unsecured device, they’d be charged and likely spend time in Leavenworth. But it’s Hegseth, so probably not.
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Hayden Center @haydencenter.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Seems appropriate to repost this admonition.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 25,1949
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

STONE MAN
$ 10 IF YOU CAN MAKE HIM MOVE A MUSCLE

MAY I TRY, MISTER?

O.K.

KITCHY
KITCHY

YO - HUH - HA - HA - HA

( NANCY GOT THE MAN TO MOVE BY TICKLING HIM WITH A FEATHER)

NANCY IS HOLDING THE 10 DOLLAR BILL
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 25,1947
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

BUSINESS IS AWFUL 

SIGN- SHOE SHINE 5c

SIGN IN SHOP WINDOW- FISHING TICKLE 

YOUR SIGN READS -“FISHING TICKLE” INSTEAD OF 
"FISHING TACKLE'

SURE --AND FOLKS KEEP COMING IN TO TELL ME ABOUT IT-- AND THEN BUY SOMETHING

SLUGGO’S NEW SIGN-
SHOO SHYNE 5c
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Lē Yamamura/山村れぇ @gomalemo.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Sparrow Cat 🪶
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Lenny the Class Warrior
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Uni's smug face :3
A black and white cat with striking yellow eyes, wearing a yellow polka-dot collar, giving a smug look to the camera.
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Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
you what
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/03/2025
why are all tesla supporters violent criminals?
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 24,1966
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

SIGN ON SCALES-
WEIGHT AND FORTUNE 

YOU WILL BECOME A GREAT
ACTRESS  AND SPEND YOUR LIFE IN THE
SPOTLIGHT

MIGHT AS WELL GET USED TO IT

( NANCY USES A FLASHLIGHT AS A SPOTLIGHT)
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 24,1960
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

NANCY --- THE BIG THERMOMETER IS
MISSING FROM THE BACK PORCH

 I HAVE IT OUT HERE, AUNT FRITZI

I'M TAKING MY SNOWMAN'S TEMPERATURE

LABEL ON
CASE-  TOY
           NURSE’S
              KIT
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
A man throwing a frisbee and saying "Hey, catch this frisbee!"
Shen with sparkles in his eyes saying "Don't worry, I've got cat-like reflexes!"
The man who threw the frisbee saying "That means you're gonna catch it, right??"
Shen sleeping in a sunny spot on the grass like a cat.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 24,1964
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

( NANCY IS GETTING A DRINK OF WATER AT A PUBLIC WATER FOUNTAIN AT THE CITY PARK)

SIGN-
CITY PARK

SIGN-
WATER
PRESSURE

( NANCY HELPED THE MAN ON STILTS GET A DRINK OF WATER)
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
sir that is a headline from satirical news site babylon bee
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
🎯

Forever wondering if I'm truly far left or if I'm just an
empathetic person living in a late capitalist hellscape where I get called a commie for saying "hey maybe poor people don't deserve to starve
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Punk Rock Loser @grs22.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
A heroine is seen arriving at the top of a tower to save a princess from the infamous Dragon Queen. "I have come to take you from this tower, beautiful maiden!", said the brave warrior. 
  
But the princess had a not so enthusiastic reaction to the arrival of her savior: "Eeeww! I'm not into women! Out!!! Ordered the princess, rejecting the brave heroine. But to the surprise of the noble woman, the warrior wasn't there because of her: "I'm not talking about you." Replied the warrior, running straight into the arms of the giant Dragon Queen and screaming: "I'm talking about this cute Dragon Lady!!!", leaving the princess dumbfounded as the warrior and dragon snuggled before her eyes.
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Chrissy “CASKET OCT 16/CILC” Music @cilc.gay · 24/03/2025
mmmpphhh what if like two girls kissed and made out and like kissed some more zone act 1
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