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Leader Won’t Draw

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StoneyCase @stoneycase.bsky.social · 1h
Anyone need a two day for Billy Oakland on the cheap? Friend started new job and has to bail. #bmfs
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 5h
The parental advisory sticker with this track listing is so fuckin funny.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 7h
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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Paula Morgan @squirrelygirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get ready.
Two shots of Tim Curry, the left as The Butler from Clue, labeled Sept 30th, the right as Dr Frankenfurter from RHPS, labeled Oct 1st.
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Interviewer: Says here your prior role was…actually its your number *one* occupation...ah let me see here… is stealing “womens” from their other men
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love this question, and this thread is full of great book recs
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Inside you are two wolves
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bugs Bunny Says No
Alt: Bugs Bunny Says No
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Source Rolls @sourcerolls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt and Kennedy making fools of themselves, in Alf form
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 28/09/2026
patriarchy is humanity's oldest protection racket patriarchs: you should give up most of your power and freedom to us because the world is big and scary and dangerous and we will protect you from the danger also patriarchs: *are the danger*
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you’re not rolling your eyes, shaking your head or groaning outright on a regular basis, are you really experiencing the prose of Stephen King
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dreamingbee @dreamingbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Willing to waive my $5k, just wanna get Mom in the door
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frostellicus @maxellxlii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did Del Griffith write this?
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These gorls will smell great later 🤣
Two cats in a lacrosse bag, which typically holds stinky lax grear
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Lebby @lebby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This land was made for you and me
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DrPhishTaco @drphishtaco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just to clarify, the ticket request is real the rest is a joke!
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our failure as a society is complete
An ad for a pumpkin spice soft serve margarita
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 25/09/2026
Looks like you just lost the Mandate of Heaven, big dog
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phluphph @mitch9cumstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BUY MY UNDER FACE TICKETS YOU COWARDS
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spent a lotta time makin this. lol
Homer Simpson in a lesbian bar full of people wearing masks
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Andy K @dingbat1477.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Dead cover band PNW tour poster featuring a Subaru is A+🤌
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Federer: let’s recreate the Born To Run album cover with me as Clarence? Bruce: fuck you, I’ll stand there with a half smile
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HBD John Coltrane. Gonna dial this up this morning
Cover of Coltrane’s A Love Supreme album. A black and white image of him with his name and the album name at the top. He looks cool af
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I cannot overstate the pride I feel having never even been aware of, let alone heard, a song that has apparently been in the #1 slot for a record number of weeks in a row
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Post your favorite Disney princess, wrong answers only
Meg White
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ISO 2 tickets for both nights in Richmond
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sunlight and wind don't have to go through the Strait of Hormuz. Just sayin'.
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Sophia Petrillo: Let's Roll!
Alt: Sophia Petrillo: Let's Roll!
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Zoro Fab @zorofab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hell Yeah
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Ms.DarthMikesHair @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Guys don’t let mom get shut out 🙏🏼
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
IDK man. Sometimes I wonder what America would have looked like if White Europe's descendants would have held on to their pre-Christian spiritual traditions.
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saw a really cool concert last night but mostly what I keep coming back to is that Garth Brooks wears pleated bluejeans
A shot from the back, of Garth BrooksA crotch shot of Garth and his pleated blues on the jumbo screen
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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Alan Moore in an interview brings up South Park's Memberberries as an example of the insidiousness of nostalgia. He correlates nostalgia with fascism. Social media can be one big nostalgia machine at times, maybe we aren't able to be marinated in it so much without damaging effects.
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trisha frickin Yearwood showed up and sang some tunes on her birthday last night!!
Trisha Yearwood singing in DC last night
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Andy K @dingbat1477.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Good Bad
ALT: Good Bad
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This’ll do. #Garth N2
The stage for Garth brooks tonight
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pretty sure every cowboy hat in the DMV was in the building for Garth Brooks last night. Lotta #urbancowboys out there
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Mr. Queen, the Fuck Cancer Guy @underwriter4hire.pro · 18/09/2026
Kayla began her new round of chemo to address the spread of her cancer this morning. As w/the last time, help with meds, co-pays, gas, and cannabis (for nausea) is needed - via the GFM Paula setup. Thank you to all who’ve helped. If you can’t assist financially, please repost. #cancer #mutualaid
A woman sitting in a chair - she has a wrap on her head, medical mask on her face, muted color sweater and a blanket over her lower body - she is receiving care A woman wearing a surgical mask and glasses along with a man with a gray beard and round glasses
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Garth in DC, N1 #pick5 The Thunder Rolls Rodeo Shameless Friends in Low Places Standing Outside The Fire
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
The Venn diagram of Dr. Martin Luther King’s ”white moderate“ and today‘s “we gotta compromise on trans rights moderate“ is a circle
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Ray Padgett @raypadgett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Hmm, what photo should we use for this graceful set?"
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Dr. Sparklefairy @drsparklefairy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
This is why shutting up is the most important thing. It does not matter what the cops say to you. They are allowed to say whatever they want if they it'll get you to talk. If cops talk to you just shut the fuck up.
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⭕️Bailedwiththehay @chunkymilkshake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the wet bandits trying to rob a house
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 17/09/2026
Homer wearing the nacho hat but the nacho had has been photoshopped to look like the Guile hair popcorn bucket
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@dingbat1477.bsky.social I ate #mayonaise on sandwiches each of the past two (2) days. I’m still pretty grossed out but I was hungry and thought you’d be proud of my #mensgrowth
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