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Some Autumnal Asshole

@skuddd.bsky.social
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 47m
Ok, sorry for yelling, check out this guy's shirt. No one shit themselves in the commission of this crime, but felt it was worth a share.
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 14h
Hope he ruptures both Achilles’s’s at the same time tonight. You decide who
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 15h
Hey kids, I am once again asking if you will be at JRAD tomorrow at the Salt Shed?
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 23h
feels like it should be tomorrow right now and you're tellin me it's only 10 fuckin 20 AM?
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chase “muthafuckin” Meidroth
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can I say [redacted] if it’s about Altuve?
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The kid scares me sometimes. She just grabbed an open bag of frozen peas from the freezer and a spoon and is snackin away
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
White Sox Baseball™️
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Twas a fun morning at the gym. Heavy singles of snatch and clean and jerks. Allegedly I hit a PR on my snatches but I was moving like shit and must’ve made a bookkeeping error
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Chicago White Sox Win
ALT: Chicago White Sox Win
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hader’s out there trying out new slurs on the Sox batters
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Altuve is a really big piece of shit
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s only one reason the many haters and losers are saying I have a weird dick, “Cultural Cachet”
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go Birds
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead!
ALT: The Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead!
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always wondered which players moms were pissing themselves
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Troy Aikmen is a jag
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nick Siriani thinking of how he’s gonna get $29k out of the single mothers in the crowd
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Calling the Score now to ask why this Keenum guy isn’t the starter all the time? I haven’t seent him cry once yet
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Surprised so many of the Eagles could take time out of their Tim Tebow scam to be here tonight
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Goofiez. LFG
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hell yeah. This is why I’m hot
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
More like the Asslanta Falcons
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really hate that man’s mustache
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For half a million bucks would you eat [redacted] straight off the Mayflower
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I told you I could meet “earlier mid late afternoon” what time do you think that would be?
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spent a lotta time makin this. lol
Homer Simpson in a lesbian bar full of people wearing masks
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Any of you jabroni going to JRAD at the Salt Shed next Friday?
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bonkers for Honkers
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today’s workout was dumb as hell. 100 burpees in 15 minutes but every minute on the minute 4 shuttle box jump overs. Someone was smart and left after 10 minutes.
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hearing reports these uniforms did 9/11
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Skattebo so worked up he’s gonna go try to join ICE again
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This customer gets it...
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Really cute to run anti depressant commercials right after Caleb’s hammy explodes
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m sick
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rob Gronkowski, ink specialist, who shot the couch?!?
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Da Bears Chicago Bears
ALT: Da Bears Chicago Bears
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Love my baby girl
Snoozing dog using a pillow and blanketSnoozing dog using a pillow and blanket
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#anonymousbeefweek
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For bringing little to the table, I can’t get enough water chestnuts in my stir fry
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spunchin’ Boppin’ Squarepin’
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
IIIIIIIIIII don't wanna vape I just wanna rip on the bong all day
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One time I was in Milwaukee for a moe. show, we were pregaming at that dive across from The Rave, and we saw the only set of tiddies I wish I never saw in my life. True story. Was about 20 years ago today or so.
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=6OGE...
music.youtube.com
Doin' the cockroach - Modest Mouse
YouTube video by Lindsay McCutcheon
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hey, horse folks, i need your help with something. the saddle is not positioned correctly??? is it the strap??? anyway, here's the note... -customer is asking for us to edit the saddle area... see circled area below... She says" See how this horse has 2 inches on the Saddle can he make that edit?"
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
::Jordan Love does something mid:: “Wow, Jim! He’s really taking it up a notch this year!” ::takes sack::
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When you want all four teams playing on tv to lose I guess you do chores
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
About to be a Scorigami too
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That feels like ego and stupidity
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Some Autumnal Asshole @skuddd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bears?
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