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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

-A playoff baseball tale as old as time: every single person they cut to in the crowd shots in Yankee stadium looks like th3 most insufferable person in need of being punched in the face…

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Solid call pulling the Big HOSS in the 5th…

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Definitely didn’t see the hill folk of flyover Massachusetts becoming the main Bluesky story for the day coming

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I cannot overstate the pride I feel having never even been aware of, let alone heard, a song that has apparently been in the #1 slot for a record number of weeks in a row

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Pretty crazy that 9/11 is old enough to rent a car now

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Can’t believe it’s been 25 years since I completely slept through 9/11

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Happy Anniversary to all those whomst celebrate!

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I haven’t eaten since 8pm last night. I’m not allowed to eat again until tomorrow afternoon. The timeline is filled with NOTHING but grilled meats. I may not survive this

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Further proof that Phish is an indoor band…

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Reading prep for my 1st colonoscopy & it seems like a nightmare. No food full day before,no weed 72hrs before, drinking 2 gallons of what they assure me will make me shit myself starting at 3am. But THEN I googled the Dr. assigned to my procedure, & I regret to inform you that she is in fact a smoke

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Frappe, tonic, bubbler, rotary, and carriage kinda made the rest of that test irrelevant…

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It’s honestly distracting how good Mac looks in the new season of Always Sunny…

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Guy standing potentially inside the of the *no electioneering* zone at my precinct as I walked up: “Please consider Nick Collins” Me: “Not a chance, fuck Nick Collins” Him “ohhhhkay”

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Fellow Massholes…a friendly reminder as we head into tomorrow: FUCK Seth Moulton

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Let’s make sure to get those colonoscopies scheduled fellas

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The AI slopification in the Cannabis space is in full effect

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Still Thinkin about that Phenway sunset Hood (because I’ve listened to it everyday since)

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Obviously had to replace the turf after Phish burned this bitch down…

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Still Thinkin’ bout that Sunset Hood at Phenway…still getting chills on every repeat listen

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choosetojibboo.bsky.social @choosetojibboo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

lol “we are not the same”

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

“How was your weekend? Oh, you had tee ball and went to a cookout? I went to fucking Planet Xenu where I eluded space/time for 4 days while crossing the Astral Plane”

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Welp, time to try and rejoin society…

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

3 nights in 4 days and I am transformed. So fucking grateful

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Chose sitting down at the bar, ordering a Tasty Burger and fries, and then immediately ordering another Tasty Burger with fries over going back to the usual weird hotey and could not be more satisfied with my decision

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

THAT Hood followed by that setbreak house light situation was an absolute war crime

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Trey couldn’t FUCKING wait to play everything’s right

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The aforementioned cousins whomst I took to his first show on Wednesday. Never even listened to them and now 36hrs later he’s digging deep and sending unsolicited heaters he’s finding

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Absolutely brutal Acela ride home for the kid yesterday morning. Tucked into bed by 830 last night. Off to get a B12 shot before we rage Fenway this weekend. This is what happens when you live while you’re young…and then get old

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Honestly, good on Trey for Numberlining us to wrap that run

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Me to my cousin: You have to meet me at MSG for your first show, this band will blow your mind Show starts: *4 men in their mid 60s sing the National Anthem acapella*

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The first set objectively STUNK. But I feel like the universal vibe was “ yeah, but fucking wait till they blow our dicks off in the second set”…and chat, I seem to have misplaced by dick in midtown

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“We all knew that Crosseyed was coming but holy fucking shit” he said to himself in the hotey mirror at 3am

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Anyone else added Imodium AD to their pre-show routine these days? The months long lead up of nervous excitement for seeing The Phish from Vermont (and the drugs) absolutely wrecks my stomach day of show these days

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Love when I get signed up for political lists that I most assuredly did not sign up for

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The cool thing about being 45 is that there are exactly zero digital photographic records of the labret piercing I had Freshman year of college

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Not sure there’s gonna be anything left to jam by the time Fenway shows roll around

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Probably should have strung up a bunch of these folks on January 7th eh?

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

This wildfire smoke has turned the Sun bright orange and made it so that you can stare directly at it. Fuckin wild, man

The Sun peeking through Canadian wildfire smoke that has drifted above Boston

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I hope it was the insatiable diarrhea bug that got him

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I hope it was the insatiable diarrhea bug that got him

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