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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 2h
I too look like this when I first wake up
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 5h
Bob Loblaw www.findagrave.com/memorial/169...
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Robert John Loblaw (1938-2016) - Find a Grave...
Robert Loblaw Peacefully, surrounded by his family, entered into rest at the Kingston General Hospital, on Saturday September 3rd, 2016. Robert Loblaw of Lansdowne and formerly of Cornwall, aged 78 y...
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stoned! At the Costco
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wowwwww WFT
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ISO 2 tickets for both nights in Richmond
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Deadhead111 @deadhead111.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Once again I am asking for your extra #phish 10/7 anywhere in the venue 🙏
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These two are inseparable
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sup
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ISO 2 tickets for both nights in Richmond
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just a girl and her chicken
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Damn, poor Jayden
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 12/09/2026
“Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy! … Howdy, howdy, howdy!”
“Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy! … Howdy,
howdy, howdy!”
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
how to reroute big dick energy
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Robert Wilfort @robertwilfort.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
She looks normal sized to me
A picture of an older and younger woman on the This Morning sofa with the presumably wrong headline "Reunited with long long daughter after 60 years"
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The perfect dog tag doesn't exis...
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lily's at the vet stealing hearts and dislodging money from my wallet
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 17/04/2024
MY POST: It would be funny if a T-Rex had the right size arms REPLY 1: Yeah what if the arms were the right size 🤣 REPLY 2: Paleontologist here. T-Rex arms are actually small. Hope this helps 🤓 REPLY 3: itd be funny if its arms were larger 😂 REPLY 4: What if a T-Rex had the right size arms 😅
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Damn I Like Frenchies
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm not into buying dumb shit but I think need this
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Favorite acting role by a singer
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was on a date with a very nice looking guy. He was mean and nasty to the nerdy waiter who was serving us, obviously thinking it would make me laugh or something. I didn't laugh. I dumped him at the table and ghosted him. Been married to that nice, nerdy waiter for 6 years now.
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In a meeting with a pompous ass director of IT security. He keeps saying "authentification" and I want to yeet him into the sun
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just figured out you can upload gifs here so to celebrate I'm sharing this monstrosity
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Today is Lily's first birthday and in this house the dogs get party hats on birthdays
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
stay on bluesky long enough and you'll encounter a noble yet unheralded class of poster: the joke marshal. the joke marshal stands watch over the replies of joke posts for repliers taking them at face value, and empathetically cautions them that they are being a horse's ass. thank you, joke marshal
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mostly.
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fucking scalpers jfc
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Been at this screen for 4 minutes. I guess it's not my turn
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I guess it's official. They like each other
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pretty team goal from Isak
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This candid shot of Lily during her obedience class "graduation" is giving very strong Jimothy vibes
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm so proud of my C- student 🥲
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Standard Bluesky interaction
A "Blondie" comic strip featuring Dagwood at a bank being questioned by the teller about why he wants 100 bucks, and being ribbed about "going out on the town." Dagwood responds it's for lotto tickets, sarcastically, but it's taken seriously, to which Dagwood gets angry and reports that he's going grocery shopping, to which the tellers complain that everyone shares too much personal business
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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StoneyCase @stoneycase.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I know this ain’t CoT but anyone on here have 1-2 extra wristbands for FoV? HMU! Daughter and friend want to go. Decided right after I promised my ticket to another friend. #kglw #FoV 🤪
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Demented phish yes
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Number Line is playing nonstop in my head. Well played, Trey. Well fucking played.
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Still buzzing over a show I watched from home
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Does Anybody Remember Laughter Led Zeppelin
ALT: Does Anybody Remember Laughter Led Zeppelin
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm laughing so fucking hard
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hahahahahahahahaha
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
ADITL? Life On Mars?
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Still waiting (for cheese)
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm not at all a nostalgic person but this is getting to me
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Didn't miss much with the meatstick tbh
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Holy shit Harpua
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You Did It, You Crazy Son Of A Bitch - Jurassic Park
ALT: You Did It, You Crazy Son Of A Bitch - Jurassic Park
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tequila?
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Archer @opengplayer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This makes my cold black heart warm a little
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