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Cookieriot

@thecookieriot.bsky.social
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Naarm based. Gay. Nerd. RPG DM: Mage, Changeling, Vampire, Horror shit. Pagan. Spooky bear. He/Him. Worshipper of hewn idols.

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Cookieriot @thecookieriot.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Newtown. 3am. “I didn’t even get to enjoy my k-hole though” Girl, just disassociate
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Oh look, it's Dutton in cartoon form #auspol
Cartoon of a bald man

"Here is a man without any hair. He suggests nothing."
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Maz Weaver @beanieflower.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Let's have some Impolite Dinner Conversation about the bullying campaign conducted against Greens Candidate Avery Howard: #auspol #ausvotes2025 www.mazjay.net/2025/04/play...
mazjay.net
Play the Policies, Not the Person
It’s one thing to go after a party’s policies, or a candidate’s dodgy dealings. In fact, I’d argue we have a positive duty to hold a candidate accountable for their words and actions.
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JB 🐻✨🍉🪩 @jbfromdc.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
oh fuck this, not in the name of MY bear community. TRANS BEARS ARE BEARS. TRANS MEN ARE MEN.
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Patrick or treat @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The Eiffel Tower is a wrought-iron lattice tower on the Champ de Mars in Paris, France. It is named after the engineer Gustave Eiffel, whose company designed and built the tower from 1887 to 1889.
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Maz Weaver @beanieflower.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
New blog! Let's have some Impolite Dinner Conversation about how the Australian Christian Lobby is trying to ratfuck the Greens. #auspol #ausvotes2025 www.mazjay.net/2025/04/the-...
mazjay.net
The Australian Christian Lobby targets the Greens for ratfucking
Well, the ratfucking has begun.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 31/03/2025
Incredible news on TDOV. The 9th Circuit has denied the government’s request to enforce its transgender military ban. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Woofyuncut @woofyuncut.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I saw an article from OUT.com today featuring “perfect selfies”. Almost every picture featured a man with visible abs. I decided to whip up a little infographic for us men (particularly gay men) bombarded by pictures of stereotypicallly “attractive” men with visible abs.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ITS NOT ENOUGH
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Roko's Bussylisk
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This is a coup! U.S. Institute for Peace called the DC police on the Musk team members in an effort to stop them from trespassing because the institute has control of its own building and the land it sits on. But instead, the DC police allowed them to enter and kicked out the institute’s officials.
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Maz Weaver @beanieflower.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Another *insert word here* dad @grgo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Cookieriot @thecookieriot.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Ubers cancelled 3 times while trying to get to therapy this morning. Running late, one coffee in, and this guy is playing a Christian rock station. Definitely looking forward to talking about my feelings 🤥
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 11/03/2025
hypothetical situation, bear with me: you're being held hostage by a forest mammal, bear with me and the only way you can let anybody know, bear with me is by making a semi cryptic bluesky post, bear with me
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/03/2025
‘“Nature has its way of taking out the weak and the not so well and the injured. The eagle likely thought it would be able to take it out quite easily,” Sequeira [the Ontario-based photographer] said. “But, it wasn’t.””
theguardian.com
Canada goose fights off bald eagle in rare, symbolism-laden battle on ice
Photographer captures 20-minute clash between birds emblematic of Canada and US amid high trade tensions
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Strewth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @strewthqueen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
DRAG AID 6 is THIS FRIDAY, 28th Feb💝 Penny is a disabled trans woman who came to Australia as a child refugee, & needs our help to cover some hectic medical test bills & wheelchair repair ♿ Get your tickets here - please share! 🫶 events.humanitix.com/drag-aid-6-p...
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DRAG AID 6: Penny's Medical Bills & Wheelchair Repair
Get Tickets on Humanitix - DRAG AID 6: Penny's Medical Bills & Wheelchair Repair hosted by Strewth!. Cafe Gummo, 711 High St, Thornbury VIC 3071, Australia. Friday 28th February 2025. Find event infor...
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JohnP @johnpon.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
@meakoopa.bsky.social This was the funniest fucking thing I’ve read all week, in the midst of a really great story about Rhinoceress. This weekly comic continues to surprise me in the best way!
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Ok, we’ve got the fifty story hulking lizard monster…like a dinosaur but it breathes fire. But we need a potential nemesis…something that could take on this titan and win. Ideas? 🙋‍♂️: Moth.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way” Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??” History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
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Cookieriot @thecookieriot.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
“What do your squamous eyes tell us Legolas?” “Common sense is chasing me, but I’m faster” #pathfinder #rpgquotes
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Fellas is it gay to receive homage from your vassals? Buncha guys kneeling in front of you giving you rings and kissing your hands???
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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Cookieriot @thecookieriot.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Oh well of course
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Cookieriot @thecookieriot.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Have just been informed I’m not the only person to order my start of the night drink, tequila & red bull, at the local bear bar. Maybe soul mates ARE real? 🤔
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Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Ooo, fun chance to do a character voice!
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Please enjoy this regional Koffing variant i made, its called Smoko and is from Australia
Koffing with a mullet and a shitty mustache
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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
“is your pony pink?”
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
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Muscle Monkeh @musclemonkeh.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Me: “Whew! I finished a big, pressing project, so I can finally stop having anxiety over it.” 57 Other Anxieties: “NOW’S OUR CHANCE. ATTACK.”
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The Queensland government has put an immediate pause on new patients under the age of 18 from accessing hormone therapies in the state's public health system www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01...
abc.net.au
Queensland government halts hormone treatment for new patients under 18
Health Minister Tim Nicholls unveiled the pause on Tuesday as he also announced a review into the evidence for stage one and two hormone therapies for children with gender dysphoria.
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Ben 🇵🇸 @bencriley.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The PEPFAR news is absolutely horrifying. The worst thing to happen for the global HIV response in a long time. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/27/h...
nytimes.com
Trump Administration Halts H.I.V. Drug Distribution in Poor Countries
PEPFAR’s computer systems also are being taken offline, a sign that the program may not return, as Republican critics had hoped.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Patrick @patricknjames.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Lube helps 🫢
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Daniel is a Dead Man @danielofdojima.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Can't wait for the inevitable number of non horror fans that will just watch The Substance cos it was nominated for an Oscar and go in blind to it.
sickos
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Cookieriot @thecookieriot.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
New BPAL oil has left me smelling of clove and roast cumin. Not sure if sexy or delicious roast goat?
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards apologize to me
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I might be stupid, but at least I'm trying. The north aisle reno was cut from my budget this year in favour of "necessary mainetnance" (cowards), so this is how it's going down. I need to provide the gays with a library nook and some cushions, and every penny counts. givealittle.co/c/stnicholas...
givealittle.co
St Nicholas Church Fundraiser
Help us welcome more people this year
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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Honor his memory by doing something strange, unraveling a riddle within yourself, and working on your favorite projects.
David Lynch in sunglasses saying "i hope you all are having a lot of fun working on your favorite projects"
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
For my first Christian poetry book I had every poem carefully checked for heresy by a priest, and I still got loads of shit for being queer affirming - so for my most recent one I wrote a poem about lesbian saints fucking in the desert. Because why not?
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
"They say I died a virgin, but then they say every martyred woman was a virgin. I want" From 'The Vanishing Song'
Patron Saint of Violets // I Want

From 'The Vanishing Song' By Jay Hulme

They say I died a virgin, but
then they say every martyred
woman was a virgin. I want
to tell them how wrong the
hagiographies have me - to
call up the Vatican and list
every woman I loved. I want
to tell them how, one night,
we went out into the desert;
how mouth touched skin in
the cooling air, and we cried,
Oh, God! like saints at prayer.
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Nolan Filter @calamitynolan.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
experts recommend you start your day with twenty minutes of bayonetta posing
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Night night sweet dreamies You will bloom effortlessly when you plant yourself in environments which water you instead of run you dry
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