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@patrickwb95.bsky.social
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'A young homosexual with his whole life ahead of him'. 30. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️. 👬🏻. All views are my own etc. If found, please return to @jacksayspurple 🏠🏢 - London Insta: patrickoo95

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 9h
Early 2000s rom coms really made me think gallery openings were going to be a bigger part of my adult life
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 9h
🚨🚨PAUL BAKER IN A VEST SHOWING PIT🚨🚨
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 9h
My pecs aren't twins They're like brothers Except one is on ozempic and the other had a gainer kink
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 21h
Why is it so warm????!!? 😣😩😫
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not trying to glaze Andy Burnham too much but damn his conference speech is pretty inspiring
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please enjoy this picture of the unicorn sticker on my laptop I apparently took accidentally today at work
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very behind on this but brand new chanel$ is a good song huh?
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're Mariah Poppins at the COVID conscious lesbian bar in the hijab inspired secular accessory
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As someone who wants to please all of the people all of the time it's quite frustrating that you can only please some of the people all of the time or all of the people some of the time
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Marge, is Lisa at camp Granada?
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bitch I lived
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going to Barry's hungover and I already want to kill myself without having even stepped on the treadmill
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never been to homobloc and can't tell if I would enjoy it or not from what I see on social media
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tits init
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Following me on Instagram and then liking every single thing I've ever posted is a sure fire way to make me never want to interact with you again
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is space overlord food from a 70s sci-fi b-movie
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have enjoyed Taylor Swifts music before, so I'm not being a professional hater But Patient Zero is poor Why does she insist on doing this weird spoken word stuff instead of actually singing a song
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two nights in a row of quite strange dreams and seemingly deep sleep Something is afoot
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At the risk of sounding too much like a patron of Last Ditch, I'd like to say: Doing an impression of Andy Burnham where you just do a shit generic northern accent is actually just classism
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Biceptember contribution 💪🏻
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need some of you to know that the Boston Globe article is exactly how you sound all the time
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The world needs to be educated about blurry face syndrome
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here's where I'd post a pic but I don't have any so maybe I should fix that
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We've just started watching Adults and I'm sure no one has ever thought this before but I would like to see Paul Baker and Samir explore each others bodies
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The people who go around thinking that mainstream brands are intentionally putting white s*premacist dog whistles into their campaigns are actually as mentally unwell as Qanon people who think Hillary Clinton eating a pizza means she's a lizard nonce...
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WHAT A WEEK AM I RIGHT GUYS?! 🥹🤪
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm so tired today I actually might die
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wake me up when the 21st night of September ends
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thongs Discuss
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A shot of the dressing process too
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm going to a wedding 💚
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't think we talk enough about how hard Kate Hudson went with Americano/Dance Again on Glee
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thinking about the beavers from Hoppers again 🥺🥹💖😍😭✨❤️💫😻😖
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I haven't listened yet but truly no one is going it like Carly Rae Jepsen 24 songs averaging over 3 minutes each?? The other pop girlies could never
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Paris Baby being "shady" is so forced 🫩 #DRUK
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Feeling a bit glum about my appearance lately And my performance at the gym Which I can only assume are interlinked And I feel like my relationship with food has become weird cause I'm always either thinking about how much something costs or how many calories are in it Anyway... 😀
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why does the barber I've been to for my last couple of haircuts seem to have an actual phobia of making my hair shorter Fucking scalp me for god's sake!
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Went this morning though didn't I?!)???! 💪🏻💪🏻 Who wants to fucking fight
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Diarrhea HYROX woman will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ariana Grande and Jonathan Bailey will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Been in London nearly 10 years and I've never got on a Boris bike
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Getting a bit tired of putting on clothes that used to fit only to find that there now quite tight in uncomfortable places 😮‍💨
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I did not go because I couldn't get to sleep until 2am 🙃
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lip snatch
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Going to get up and go to the gym before work tomorrow and if I don't everyone needs to yell at me and hit me on the head
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In the short walk between my office and the tube I encountered 13 discarded buzz ball cans They're creating an epidemic of new, unrecyclable litter 🫩
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm going to have to get paramount+ for the new avatar series aren't I 😤
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tired of queens on drag race saying they're going to their husband's funeral
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The world needs to be educated about blurry face syndrome
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thinking about the noise homer makes when Flanders guides him to the mattress square and true
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