Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 9hEarly 2000s rom coms really made me think gallery openings were going to be a bigger part of my adult life 2181
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 9hMy pecs aren't twins They're like brothers Except one is on ozempic and the other had a gainer kink 1110
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not trying to glaze Andy Burnham too much but damn his conference speech is pretty inspiring 181
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Please enjoy this picture of the unicorn sticker on my laptop I apparently took accidentally today at work 1240
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Very behind on this but brand new chanel$ is a good song huh? 060
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're Mariah Poppins at the COVID conscious lesbian bar in the hijab inspired secular accessory 0170
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 27/09/2026As someone who wants to please all of the people all of the time it's quite frustrating that you can only please some of the people all of the time or all of the people some of the time 5330
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Going to Barry's hungover and I already want to kill myself without having even stepped on the treadmill 0150
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Never been to homobloc and can't tell if I would enjoy it or not from what I see on social media 3160
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Following me on Instagram and then liking every single thing I've ever posted is a sure fire way to make me never want to interact with you again 1240
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is space overlord food from a 70s sci-fi b-movie 070
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have enjoyed Taylor Swifts music before, so I'm not being a professional hater But Patient Zero is poor Why does she insist on doing this weird spoken word stuff instead of actually singing a song 350
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Two nights in a row of quite strange dreams and seemingly deep sleep Something is afoot 170
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 24/09/2026At the risk of sounding too much like a patron of Last Ditch, I'd like to say: Doing an impression of Andy Burnham where you just do a shit generic northern accent is actually just classism 041
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I need some of you to know that the Boston Globe article is exactly how you sound all the time 091
Reposted by PatrickPatrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The world needs to be educated about blurry face syndrome 31922
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Here's where I'd post a pic but I don't have any so maybe I should fix that 2290
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We've just started watching Adults and I'm sure no one has ever thought this before but I would like to see Paul Baker and Samir explore each others bodies 1160
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The people who go around thinking that mainstream brands are intentionally putting white s*premacist dog whistles into their campaigns are actually as mentally unwell as Qanon people who think Hillary Clinton eating a pizza means she's a lizard nonce... 060
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I don't think we talk enough about how hard Kate Hudson went with Americano/Dance Again on Glee 070
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Thinking about the beavers from Hoppers again 🥺🥹💖😍😭✨❤️💫😻😖 0110
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I haven't listened yet but truly no one is going it like Carly Rae Jepsen 24 songs averaging over 3 minutes each?? The other pop girlies could never 0151
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Feeling a bit glum about my appearance lately And my performance at the gym Which I can only assume are interlinked And I feel like my relationship with food has become weird cause I'm always either thinking about how much something costs or how many calories are in it Anyway... 😀 090
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Why does the barber I've been to for my last couple of haircuts seem to have an actual phobia of making my hair shorter Fucking scalp me for god's sake! 150
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Went this morning though didn't I?!)???! 💪🏻💪🏻 Who wants to fucking fight 5760
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Diarrhea HYROX woman will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 2201
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Ariana Grande and Jonathan Bailey will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 0211
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Been in London nearly 10 years and I've never got on a Boris bike 5180
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Getting a bit tired of putting on clothes that used to fit only to find that there now quite tight in uncomfortable places 😮💨 1120
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I did not go because I couldn't get to sleep until 2am 🙃 4120
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Going to get up and go to the gym before work tomorrow and if I don't everyone needs to yell at me and hit me on the head 3170
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In the short walk between my office and the tube I encountered 13 discarded buzz ball cans They're creating an epidemic of new, unrecyclable litter 2111
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm going to have to get paramount+ for the new avatar series aren't I 😤 080
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Tired of queens on drag race saying they're going to their husband's funeral 020
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The world needs to be educated about blurry face syndrome 31922
Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Thinking about the noise homer makes when Flanders guides him to the mattress square and true 190