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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

ok everyone jokes about DashCon being underwhelming or a scam, but as someone who actually attended, it was one of the best weekends of my LIFE!!!!!

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

gonna be thinking about the outro that charli does in her show for the next 68 weeks at least

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

me: [takes my suitcase out of the closet to start packing for tomorrow’s trip] my cat:

lucky roy singh in the hotel bed with a stomach bug

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

winnie the pooh’in it today i guess

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i’ll never forget the moment i found out charlie kirk died, mainly because it happened while i was on a southwest flight to denver and people kept getting angered by all the jokes i was making about it. 10/10 flight

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

winnie the pooh’in it today i guess

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

of all of the terms the gay community has invented, “husbear” is by far the worst

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

obviously, a diet consisting of nothing but hatred for d****d t***p does a body good!

mirror selfie in blue and red leopard print jock brief, bicep flexed

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

wow everyone’s got their no-no squares out today

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

obviously, a diet consisting of nothing but hatred for d****d t***p does a body good!

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

wait so does this mean that someday, rupaul will also… nvm

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

is it problematic of me to say 💅 here

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

making continued progress toward the dorito build

mirror selfie at gym, wearing black compression shirt and green shorts

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

using hump day to once again state that i miss the nude beach

me facing away from the camera at nude beach

me facing away from the camera at nude beach, flexing back and biceps

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

really wish i was performative reading on a gay beach right now 😭

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

why is no one talking about the fact that: - no nightmares when you can still see the light - can’t find me, i’m not in the city tonight - i like your playlist boy, turn it up a little louder - road’s empty so you drive a little faster - ain’t taken nothing tonight but i’m feeling so high - show m

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

does anyone know if there’s a way to have sami landri compete on every season of drag race going forward

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

y’all were too quiet about the *** pics i posted the other day and i’ll never forgive you for that

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

new phoebe bridgers album today, which simultaneously makes it the best AND worst day of my life

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

congratulations canada’s drag race all stars season 1 winner, paolo perfeccion

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

i hate when you people make random shit up. like what the fuck is a “solar eclipse” lmfaooo

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

using hump day to once again state that i miss the nude beach

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I Am Walking Over To Liberty Science Center Right Now With An apple Watch Plus Series Eight Shoved Eleven Inches Up My Ass So If You Do Not hear From Me In Six To Seven Hours It Is Because I have Been Apprehended By Local Authorities Thank You .

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

shoutout to the sales associates at the sex shop in ptown who convinced me to try on a metal c**k r**g bc they may have changed my life

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

there’s a hypothetical world out there where this outfit is a serve

mirror selfie in black singlet tank and khaki shorts

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

boston is such an interesting city because you get here and it’s like “why?” and “are you sure?” and “who allowed this?”

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

i hope to god these are appropriate for ptown this weekend 🤭

mirror selfie of me in mocha-colored sunga briefs

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Alex @alexmalloy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

ariana releasing a whole album to remind everyone she’s miss goodpuss

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

pov: you’re listening to magic metal montana

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

@channel Hi team! 👋 Great news from the Corporate Inclusion team — in solidarity with the non-binary members of our work family, effective Monday, we will begin referring to “base pay” as “base they”. Additionally, “base they” across the company will also be reduced by 15%. Happy Pride!

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

y’all just keep on saying shit and then you keep on saying shit and then you keep on saying shit and then you keep on saying shit and then you keep on saying shit and then you keep on sa

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

i ordered a new sunga as a conservative gay swimwear option, and of course it has turned out to be the sluttiest one in my closet

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

ok fine i’ll bite….. what’s fifa

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

i absolutely HATE the paramount plus-ness of drag race all stars, there’s no reason why i should have the entire outcome of a season spoiled for me the minute i open an app in the morning

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

i can’t believe drag race down under would spoil their own gag by poorly editing the season trailer lol

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

the lesson here is to NEVER accept poppers from someone you don’t know. inhalants from unverifiable sources always pose risks

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

yeah i’m not sure why i bought this on my fire island trip but im sure it’ll come in handy at some point

mirror selfie of me in a black coyote singlet with blue and pink stripe detailing

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eileen ulich @certifiedflop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

now that i have to shift my focus from fire island pines to ptown (august 7-10), can someone tell me what the main differences between them are???

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