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Dr Mand @mandapen.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social this is Smokey Lemon who I met two days in a row in my neighbourhood. I hope I see them again soon. They are v soft and get around well with only one eye. 10/10 for balance and good looks. 9/10 as they were not keen on a head stroke. Will try again to improve the score.
Lemony grey cat with one eye Lemony grey cat with one eye closer up
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ecbee.bsky.social @ecbee.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social A wiggly barrel of a cat living their best life on top of this warm electrics cabinet. Enjoyed the Twiglet my child offered it. 10/10
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Laura M @highlandlaura.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
This well-camouflaged beauty appeared on my walk today. They sniffed my fingers, made a flehmen face and backed off a little (presumably detected my own cats). Obviously cautious so I will try again for pets if I see them again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
A stripy cat looking over the top of a stone wall, with the stone wall of an old house in the background. Due to the dimming winter light and the colours of the stone, cat and walls are similar colours of grey-brown.
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Raquel Blackburn @queenofcobden.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Enormous grey fluff. +5 for flips and rolls, +7 for massive chonk, solid 12/10
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Raquel Blackburn @queenofcobden.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Met this distinguished older gentleman. +7 for generous smooges and purrs, +3 for soft fur
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
This peanut always stops by for scritches in between shifts trying to murder my frogs. 9.5/10, would scritch again, half point deducted for attempted amphibian slaughter @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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Mel Vich @unreef.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Ginormous Turkish lion securing prime beachfront sunbed and ready to defend against all rivals feline or human. 10/10 for chumminess and physics-defying mass. Would stand in awe of again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
Turkish chonk
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Jim @jimllmixit.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I was on my way to pick up my new specs and got half way & a guy walked past & said, "you won't get through there, mate." "Why?" "There's a jumper on the bridge, he's just jumped & they're closing the road as it's a crime scene. Wasn't a total bust though, I saw that lovely black cat again.
The top view of the head & neck of a little black cat. The black cat taking scritches behind the ear. Little cat jumping up on my leg. A front facing photo of the cat walking towards me.
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Jim @jimllmixit.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social 10/10 for cuteness & friendliness. I picked him up & he sat in my arms for a good minute taking scritches & purring.
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Abigail @abigail.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Look at the floof! They were outside a very Halloweeny house appropriately and were very keen for fusses. 10/10 for being cat. +5 for seasonal style, +10 for fusses, +5 for bobtail confidence, who needs a full tail? Excellent cat, will hopefully fuss again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
A small black cat with amber eyes rubbing against a gate pillar. They have very big ears and a stump tail.
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Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Classic overreaction to something going wrong at work has left me ragged. GAD is totally pernicious and evil, calm the fuck down Billy you stupid bitch.
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Dr Cat Crossley @catscreatechaos.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I had my first contact with Pretty for ages yesterday, the first time in years! We’ve been friends for a while (she’s on my usual daily walk route) but she’s been a bit scared to come out to see me. Had to trespass a bit to stroke her, but totally worth it. Lovely puss. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
A photo of my white-pink hand in a teal thumb-loop sleeve petting the head of a black, orange and white (calico) cat whose name I don’t know, but who I call Pretty because she is pretty. She has little white socks with orange bits, and white whiskers. The background is grey tarmac with little hints of green mossA slightly out of focus picture of Pretty, the calico cat, with a clearer view of her lovely orange and black face markings, pink nose and yellowish eyes. She is stood on the grey-green tarmac, with a cream wall and a grey metal gate in the background. You can see her cute pretty paws quite well, which are white with orange splodges. Pretty the pretty calico cat striding towards the camera. This is the first time I’ve been able to pet her in some time (I don’t usually go onto peoples’ driveways to pet their cats, but I haven’t had contact with Pretty in YEARS so I made an exception when she was on the drive this time) The low sun is behind her, and she’s walking across grey tarmac with hints of green, a grey metal gate in the background. A closer look at dem paws, oh they are pretty! White socks with ginger splodges at the end of black legs, with some white whiskers getting on on the action at the top of the image. You can more clearly see the green moss between the grey tarmac stones that she’s standing on.
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I prefer this Two Factor Authentication method. HMRC will be sending this device round to your house for endorsement. Only one covering all of SE London 1/10 for efficiency but 10/10 for thoroughness cc @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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Winskillfull @winskillfull.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Another wonderful Queenie encounter! Soft, small, delicate, sat on my lap, 100/10 @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
A delicate calico cat with a tabby face, white bib and one ginger leg, is leaning enthusiastically into my hand for petsQueenie the calico cat is sat on my lap as I sit on the pavement Queenie is receiving head scritches that hit JUST RIGHT. Eyes closed in bliss, ears flat to maximise petting areaQueenie warmly illuminated by golden hour sunlight as she receives a farewell pat
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social 57463 Nectar points
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lyntalks.bsky.social @lyntalks.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social This sweet and elegant lady accompanied her staff for lunch in a restaurant in #Perugia. 10/10 for looks and kindness. 😻
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Raquel Blackburn @queenofcobden.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Patted a cloud! 10/10 for soft fur, sweet mews and chirps, and enthusiastic smooging @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Guardian of Madryn Street, Liverpool (birthplace of Ringo Starr) and clearly accustomed to lots of admiration from passing Beatles tourists. 10/10
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Darren Maggs @darrenmaggs.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Met this cool customer, uninterested in anything but snoozing and tried to bite me when I tried give him a stroke. 10/20.
A snoozing ginger cat.
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Peter Pinto de Sa @ppdesa.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
A magnificent profile on this slightly aloof barge-dweller at Little Venice, London @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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Simon F @sfeegrade.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Beautifully coloured chap, very vocal - before filming, wouldn't shut up, much miaow-purring "breeow", rolled around ON THE KERB if you please, then jumped up at the merest tap on the wall. Note braced paw deployment. Went all tranquil, heard a bird, forgot we existed.
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Ben @benwhite5.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
First Bluesky post in ages. Just to say, my previously under bed cat is now a friendly sofa cat who just wants strokes and fuss. A year ago he wouldn't come near a human. Now, he just wants strokes - from me, but we'll get there with other people. What a lad. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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F. @edgwareviabank.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Easy @thecatreviewer.bsky.social 10/10 to the tuxedo beauty who brightened yesterday's walk. Perfect Poirot moustache, friendly head bumps, what's not to love. Also 10/10 to its long-haired pal that arrived out of the blue, because what's better than a new cat friend if not two cat friends at once?
A tuxedo cat sitting on a wall. Outstanding Poirot moustache and permanently surprised expression. Better still, when I approached, it was clearly very keen to be my friend. Scritches and head bumps ensued.Three is a party! A long-haired black cat pops up out of the blue right behind my new tuxedo friend. Not as bold in its search for affection, but what a beauty.
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Beautiful Cosmos @beautifulcosmos.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social I regularly spot this gentle, fluffy senior citizen next to a very busy main road on my way to swimming. 10/10 for being quietly affectionate, but in a cool and off-hand way, and for being completely unfazed by a hair-raisingly hectic main road.
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chimpman.bsky.social @chimpman.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social 12/10 for kinky harness
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Andrew S. 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @parallax2112.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Winston, the pubcat at the Live and Let Live in #Cambridge. Accepted fuss, but was more intent on chewing some grass. 9/10 for dedication to later vomiting. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
A black and white cat, hiding behind a bike wheel, chowing down on some grass on a kerb.
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Barry R @geospacedman.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social local garden centre cat testing out the furniture. £499, cat not included. Stirred from slumber long enough for a fuss. 10/10 for marketing skills.
a black and white cat on its side on a wooden circular table in a shopa black and white cat on its side on a wooden circular table in a shop with a price labela black and white cat curling around on a table showing its paws
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Becky Horsbrugh @beckyrlh.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social exceptionally friendly cat in Nohedes, in the Pyrénées-Orientales, southern France. He even has a street named after him! 10/10 for local hospitality
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sneezy7324567.bsky.social @sneezy7324567.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social morning cuppa with this fella, matches the soft furnishings beautifully, eleventy-hundred out of ten
Stripey ginger cat on a patterned sofa
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Kris Hill @academiccatlady.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Amsterdam always has good cats. This one is missing a tail and falls over with affection for strangers. 10/10.
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Kris Hill @academiccatlady.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social This is the sweetest little cat I met in Amsterdam EVER. She has a home. I saw her on my way home running in for dinner <3 10/10
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Andrew S. 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @parallax2112.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Unexpected bonus puss at my local station. Resisted cat kisses as was obviously intent on catching a train to Catford Bridge. 9/10 for determination. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
Beautifully marked b&w cat at a local train station,tailed raised, running to catch his train.
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sneezy7324567.bsky.social @sneezy7324567.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social met a beautiful purring kitty cat, who actually came and spoke to me and NOT my other half! Triumph 🥰. Definitely 10 out of 10
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ecbee.bsky.social @ecbee.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social The look of love from this floofy-tailed friend 💛 10/10
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Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Pouring one out for my little buddy Spaghetti who sadly died today. She was a total nightmare and completely brilliant and I am gutted.
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Faversham Sarah @favershamsarah.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Four cats, none of them mine, were at my back door this morning. I gave them breakfast. What else could I do? 😸
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Peter Pinto de Sa @ppdesa.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The magnificent Hodge at Southwark Cathedral. A very distinguished gentleman. Patient and courteous to a range of visitors. Happy to accept a gentle fuss. A solid out of 10 @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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Tyro, ft Ricky @tyrowo.com · 10/08/2025
This kitty came to say hi to me on my walk 💕
A black and brown cat is standing looking at a person with their hand reaching towards it.The cat lowers its head down to sniff at the outreached hand
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Anna 🌱 @annacatsimp.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Boulangerie Chat in Montmatre neglecting his baking duties. Perhaps he’s doing a pricing review. 10/10 for chill factor and dodging yappy Parisian micro dogs.
A grey cat lying on his side,  front legs splayed in the window of a bakery. He’s next to the price list.
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Rupert Stubbs @rupertstubbs.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Spotted this sad chap outside a window high in an apartment block in Riga, Latvia. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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Dr Emma L Davies @dremmadavies.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Gorgeous cat with her own book nook. Very attentive with varied selection of reading materials. 12/10 @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
A tuxedo cat sitting on some bookshelves, which have been built outside someone's house.
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Kate Baucherel 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @katebaucherel.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Tummy tickling temptation: 10/10. Practicality: minus several million... @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
A lioness rolling on her back like a house cat looking for a tummy rub. Bioparc de Doue la Fontaine.
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Bec @bookishecocreative.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
While away we encountered this fine tuxedo cat just outside Zandvoort station. Emerged from the long grass mewing for fusses then followed us all the way up the footpath. +10 for welcoming travellers, -5 for getting a bit stalky, still an overall score of 25/10. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
A cat on a footpath, it is black except for white paws and a thin white stripe down it's nose. The photo doesn't capture this cat's desire for attention, there was much flopping over and rolling around in the dust.
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Monkey @monkeypicks.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Regular visitor who always brings much excitement. Wants their solid head and frame rubbed, then flips on their back. Gives a little nip but only playfully. No question a 10/10.
Beautiful Grey cat laying on concrete staring a camera.
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