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Alison M

@allielufc.bsky.social
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Waterstones Hampstead, before and after That’s better @whenisbirths.bsky.social
Display of music booksThe same display with Justin Lewis’s book brought to the front
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy National Punctuation Day 🥂
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh Dear #liftwatch #toiletwatch
National Rail website advises that all toilets are out of order at Newton-le-willows station
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I grow up I want to be an astro-botanical alchemist
Autumn equinox dinner event includes expert commentary on botanicals in food and drink, from an astro-botanical alchemist
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#ProofreadingIsDead
Email from Clarins promotes “mutli-care hair oil”
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#ProofreadingIsDead
OPI nail polish display promises to “strenghten” nails
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#waffle1689 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 1000 🎓 #wafflegrandmaster wafflegame.net 🍾
wafflegame.net
Waffle
The waffle-shaped daily word game.
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September.
Four sorts of herring at a Norwegian hotel buffet breakfast
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ed Balls (No, really)
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bin Day cometh.
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Dan/iel Mudford @danmud.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Everything I do *click, click* I do it for you *click, click* Everything I do, I do it for you, I do it for you *click, click* - The Bryan Addams Family
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🧐
“Morrisan” supermarket sign in green and yellow
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#ProofreadingIsDead
Email from Boots offers a “sneak peak” at Advent calendars (Wrong “peak”)
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“Special discount” 🤔
Tube of toothpaste in Boots, £2.50“Special discount” box of 2 tubes of toothpaste, £8
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
Characters from 1980s children’s TV programme Button Moon
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“Just throw a few ideas at the wall & see what sticks”
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the fuck
A bottle of M&S caramel sauce with Marmite.
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
To be fair to Albert, I’m not keen to step on the scales either 🫏 🩶 www.thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk/articles/eas...
thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk
Easing Albert's weighty worries
A donkey who displayed nervousness around being weighed has overcome his insecurity in our care thanks to the work of our expert behaviourists.
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@monsterofcoffee.bsky.social
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What’s your sign?
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Information is Beautiful @infobeautiful.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Pyramid pie (creator: unknown)
A pie chart titled with its legend "Sky", "Sunny side of pyramid", and "Shady side of pyramid". The majority of the circle, a large blue segment, represents "Sky". A smaller, bright yellow segment represents the "Sunny side of pyramid", and an even smaller, darker yellow segment represents the "Shady side of pyramid", creating a visual impression of a pyramid base within a circular sky.
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Petition to bring back the golden goal
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is Madonna going to do another song now
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m sorry, I thought there was going to be a football match #worldcup
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is the most ridiculous football match I have ever seen in my life #FRAENG
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hydration Break #FRAENG
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Inefablejuly Gorilla Monkey Splashing The Camera With Water Running
ALT: Inefablejuly Gorilla Monkey Splashing The Camera With Water Running
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The unlucky football fairy lights are on. How many would we score if I switched them off #FRAENG
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🤔
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
#ProofreadingIsDead
Offer at Boots on foam wash
 and “mouse” (not “mousse”) body moisturiser
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It’s absolutely pissing it down in central Oslo, lads Let’s hope it’s a sign #WorldCup #NORENG
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
#worldcup 🇳🇴 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
No news in Norway today 🇳🇴 ⚽️ #worldcup
Front page of Norwegian newspaper feature their football team & headline Norway Land of Giants
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
OMD in the Liverpool Post Andy McCluskey of OMD chats to The Post www.livpost.co.uk/meols-gold-h...
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Meols Gold: How a two-piece with a tape recorder from the Wirral sparked a global movement
Andy McCluskey of OMD chats to The Post
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Every time I put the tennis on, this is what I hear I’m glad I’m not there in person #wimbledon
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hydration Break #FRASWE #worldcup
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
When I am queen, anyone caught doing the “let’s go [two syllables] let’s go” chant at #Wimbledon will be forcibly ejected & receive a lifetime ban #STFU
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
All Paraguay aren’t we #GERPAR
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just caught up on @diamondlightsxp.bsky.social synth pop special by @geebobuk.bsky.social @popmusicjimmy.bsky.social. Absolutely superb - really enjoyed it #dlxp
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Monica Vinader brand advert offers reductions of 00% Dion Dublin & Alex Scott are baffled & disappointed
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hydration Break ⚽️
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Cinzano Advert with Joan Collins & Leonard Rossiter
ALT: Cinzano Advert with Joan Collins & Leonard Rossiter
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 23/06/2026
Do you like the Pet Shop Boys? Do you like colouring in, or "mindfulness" as it's now called? Then today is your lucky day! HappyToast's "60 Pet Shop Boys Outfits (to colour in)" is now available!
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
theguardian.com
David Squires on … the World Cup reimagined as Gianni Infantino’s West Side Story
As football’s greatest spectacle comes to North America, our cartoonist creates a heartwarming narrative around the Fifa president
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Make a Doctor Who title less scary.
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What is it about @keywords.bagpuss.org that makes me forget every word I ever knew
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 02/06/2026
I would REALLY like to see the cat road collisions petition actually get somewhere this time. Two weeks left to get it over the 100k line so ministers can't just shrug and go "nah that's just for dogs" as they have previously. Please sign and share:
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Legislate to require drivers to report collisions with cats
It is legal in the UK to hit a cat when driving and not need to stop or report collisions, leaving them scared, alone, and in pain. Cats are important, loved, valued family members for many and we believe the law should reflect this.
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
@secondmentions.com
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You holding up ok @monsterofcoffee.bsky.social
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Nothing to do with #bloodytrains #dlxp
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Alison M @allielufc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It’s giving WigWam Bang #dlxp
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