Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 5hHoops has wandered around the house with a poop stuck to her hairy pantaloons and has stamped little kisses on my sofa and bed 👌 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Finished reading Yesteryear. Strange book, love/hated it. Has ‘written for an Amazon series’ all the way though it like a stick of rock. 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Number of Jimmy Fairly tote bags spotted on my lunchtime SE4 walk: 4 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Snoring after two lethal injections is metal as fuck 050
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s that perfect week when golden hour aligns with my menty haytch post work park walk 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Have you noticed how there are constant supply problems with random whole empty shelves in the supermarkets and we all just pretend like that is totally normal 🙃 011
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You just know the Fairford farmer is a local busybody who gets on everyone’s wick 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have been experimenting with enabling annoyingly loud push notifications on my phone after years of aggressively turning them off. This is the break the habit of constantly checking my phone in case I’ve missed something. 110
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think I’ve clocked why time away from my phone is so spiritually nourishing 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Came off a forest bike and fucked both me knees didn’t I 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ball just rolled over to me in the park, the terror 210
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think a chunk of my anxiety is just not peeing when I need to - forgetting to go then jigging about for a few hours without realising why 💦 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ya boy is going for a second round of vampire under eye treatment. Punching my upcoming 50th birthday in the dick. 030
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ending all my overly familiar, error strewn and politically incorrect emails with 'Best, Bill' as a way to undermine the ai-pocalypse. 010
Reposted by Billy Billy BillySam P @samjoshphillips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They’re going to be so disappointed when nobody comes. 811118
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Why is it so hot and sweaty, I’m just sat still. 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am this 🤏 close to getting into debt for a 3 x wide version of this USM Haller 120
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My sister came over for a cup of tea earlier. She has kids so usually they come too but it was just me and her. We went for a walk round the park and played some Mario Kart and it was lovely 🥰 121
Reposted by Billy Billy Billyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Let me tell you a story about how top-end menswear retail transformed over the last hundred years. 🧵 14863251036
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Putting the fasc into fashion (the boots are sick tbf) 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There is a nudist beach in that part of eastney, trufax 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 05/09/2026A completely unmenacing bunch of lost little boys on a disorganised day trip to the seaside. At the end of this clip one of them tries to eat a packet of hula hoops from his packed lunch wearing massive black biker gloves ❤️❤️❤️ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukDisruption at Port of Dover due to 'stop the boats' protestThe government says it condemns "the behaviour in Dover" and the hours-long disruption it caused. 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Every shuffle of every deck of cards ever has been unique. There are 52! possibilities which is 8 followed by 67 0s. If every person on the planet shuffled a decks of cards once every second since the big bang, we would be nowhere near doing every possible shuffle. 192
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Got this chic split neck jumper in the sales because doomerspending is IN 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026PSA: worry as a form of self protection doesn’t work 😜 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Spent the best part of £500 getting a fancy ways glass door microchip cat flap and she’s too dense to understand it (note how it’s literally propped open) 050
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Colleague told me that Pret isn’t really a thing for their generation 👴 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The funniest thing about the Milo Yiannopoulos story is that he is only 41, the actual state 020
Reposted by Billy Billy BillyScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton on trans rights. God I loved her. 82095561
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026youtu.be/CMrfM711vXI?... Jolene at half speedyoutu.beDolly Parton - Jolene (33rpm slowed down digital version)YouTube video by OdinsVlog 000
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Bought a pair of the man repelling orthopaedic new balance loafers 110
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It is interesting to me how old tech such as QR codes suddenly find a killer application. The latest big thing is .md files, which are just small text files with some nice looking formatting. Pre ai they were boring readme files and now underpin loads of work esp getting one ai to prompt another 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This fucking thing is proving harder than I thought to clean and generally zhuzh 210
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Saw the Anish Kapoor show. It’s mostly funfair optical illusions and piles of red shit as per. The vantablack holes in the wall are mind bending but then so is the hall of mirrors on Brighton Pier 010
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’ve had a load of my blood extracted, spun and separated, and then reinjected under my eyes via cannula 100
Billy Billy Billy @billybixby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I just made meera sodha’s piccalilli rice and it is banging www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...theguardian.comMeera Sodha's vegan recipe for piccalilli spiced riceTransform the Indian-style classic from a relish to a hearty meal with bright-yellow rice and crisp vegetables 050
Reposted by Billy Billy BillyM a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Old enough to remember Justin Fashanu, treated abominably, including by his brother John. 215138
