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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 17h
Monkey Jesus looking at another portrait with a rainbow graphic and the title "Every which way but loose"
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An AI agent called Icky #morelike
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who were the idiots in Metropolis who thought Superman was a bird or a plane?
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Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Man with Star Lurking in Green Plant
Alt: Man Lurking in Green Plant
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bit of a fall from grace after the onlyfans hoo-hah
SHOWING
TO NIGHT AT THE FLEA PIT
GIANT
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Enjoy the money Jane
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I see Sean Bean has his own range of pizzas in the Netherlands.
A pizza in cardboard packaging, with the words BEEF BASTARD on it.
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A gameshow contestant called Mollie showing the host a handwritten message saying "Pussy" in response to being asked about the USA's removal of its planes from RAF Fairford.
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy birthday pal!
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So I see! 🙌
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We need more @dankackroyd.bsky.social on the bluesky app
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same, barely got above 3 bars
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A big old tiger and Joe Exotic with a speech bubble added to imply the quoted tweet is being read
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oof size large
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Think Smart Meme
ALT: Think Smart Meme
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Except the stout puts hairs on your chest
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How many months of hair loss hocus pocus?
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hearing Lynda Bellingham’s played a blinder
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What sweet treats are we dealing with?
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Local models run: 0
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2 pints, obviously
An advert offering 2 pints or some hocus pocus hair loss mumbo jumbo
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting absolutely hammered by targeted ads for bald lads at the moment. Give me a break, I’m tired (and bald).
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alan Titchmarsh in the buried in a coffin task in next years Traitors
Alan Titchmarsh looking upside down
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your boyfriend has reassured me by prefixing his post with ‘please delete if not allowed’
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
quite a clear Scottish accent
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That mad lad who pretended to be a suicide bomber on a plane that time represents Monday to Thursday and the madder Scottish lad who asked for a selfie with him represents Friday to Sunday
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
mfw watching strictly come dancing:
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is more my vibe
A smartly dressed Kryten from Red Dwarf and the caption "I haven't got the software to cope with this"
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exactly
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the thing everyone was referring to started getting a bit more frequent. Only joking, it's just more creeping American bullshit.
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just an attempt to garner a bit of attention I think!
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The farmer who phoned the police at RAF Fairford seeing the reports that she wasn’t actually the first person to call it in
Peter Andre with melons cling filmed to his frontage, in an attempt to empathise with pregnant women, looking like he's just found out he's not the first person to call in the RAF Fairford goings on
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what's Tulisa been up to? 👀
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I posed this pictionary guess the masterchef critic once and my mate guessed Dickham Situpstraight
A Pictionary puzzle featuring a crudely drawn cock and balls, a cooked ham and two seated person, one sitting well and one sitting badly
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lovely round number work
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lean into it, people will assume you're under 25
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think it means having this hair but I don't really know either
A Gen Z person with the traditional broccolli haircut
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The hopmaster turning up like
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John Travolta as Maes B Lost In A Field
Alt: John Travolta Lost In A Field
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ll see your massive virgin and offer this can of Thatchers from this morning
A yellow and green Thatchers hot air balloon in the sky
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Quite the curtain of beef
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Glad we’re aligned on this, pal
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shortening breakfast to breaky shouldn’t be allowed, I’m afraid. That’s brakey. Brekky or gtfo.
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My uncultured ass thought Pierre Novelli was a legendary French chef
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