Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 10hThe Omar story today and the Talarcio story yesterday are the same story of rat-fucking your opponents before an election. Except now the government does it, out in the open. 484384962
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.comDNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost MidtermsWASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday i... 30105292
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingRaphael van Lierop 🇨🇦 @raphlife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026THE LONG DARK is one of Steam's Weekend Deals right now, and if you haven't already pulled the trigger I suspect you may want to because...well, let's just say it'll make sense next week. store.steampowered.com/app/305620/T... 2211733
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingNick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem 212374474
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites 29676101156
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingFrankestein's monster 🧟 (averysoftno) @aefrankes.northsky.social · 04/10/2026My dad was born in ‘57 in The Netherlands to WWII survivors & came to Canada at 28. He was very strict about what video games my brother & I could play, one big rule being that we couldn’t play games where we killed humans (i.e. monsters were fair game). He let us play the Castle Wolfenstein games. 612012
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026another day at the machine learning factory. everyone keeps asking me if the machine is intelligent. buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it 211326164
BurritoSupremeBeing @thebicaramelmind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comNadja Dance in What We Do In The ShadowsAlt: Nadja Dance in What We Do In The Shadows 000
BurritoSupremeBeing @thebicaramelmind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I seem to have found a what we do in the shadows themed space station in no mans sky 100
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Adorable 🥰 Gorilla 🦍 Family 1604374889
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingAgustín Cordes @agustin.me · 01/10/2026It's spooky season and ASYLUM arrives to Nintendo Switch, PS4, PS5 and Xbox this October, 30! 😱 The game has been localized to Chinese and Japanese thanks to our partners at SOEDESCO, with physical editions coming too 💪 More details in our Steam update: store.steampowered.com/app/230210/A... 1154
BurritoSupremeBeing @thebicaramelmind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comGoosetheband KinkyAlt: hedy lamarr saying kinky 011
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World theonion.com/legion-of-terra-cotta-… 201874186
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Idea: Maybe we shouldn't be treating 7th grade girls volleyball like the Thunderdome? It's not just bad for the parents (who hate each other due to playing time) and culture (watch ESPN for ten seconds), it burns out the kids and makes them worse adults AND athletes. Sports are supposed to be fun! 463287278
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves! 7866791028
BurritoSupremeBeing @thebicaramelmind.bsky.social · 20/09/2026after binging Silo I decided to give The Expanse another try and this time it took as I am now over halfway through the first season 021
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingRami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 20/09/2026"You're absolutely right, there was indeed another commercial jet on the runway. That's my fault, I should have checked before assuming that runway was clear to land on. Since the runway is now closed, let me know if I can help with anything else. Do you know how runway numbers are selected?" 17634134
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingDEEPLOCK #28 FURRY EDITION @djdeeplock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I went to the trouble of generating it 31012127
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 06/05/2026Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID. 4965332726
BurritoSupremeBeing @thebicaramelmind.bsky.social · 04/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Lost Boys: David on the CarouselAlt: The Lost Boys: David on the Carousel 000
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingFunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 04/09/2026"I bet it would be funny to put a pancake on my cats face" 2 minutes later "JESUS CHRIST!" 731119155
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨 138102301613
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Adult Bluey fans would rather get in the robot than go to therapy 311125
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingDuncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Violence Humility Fellatio Innocent Madness I II III NORMAL! Up 11445
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading. 795166643669
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Just when you think you couldn’t love David Byrne more he goes to the Hollywood Bowl playing "Life During Wartime" projecting ICE raids 🔥 261177515792
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026“We had this whole exciting game all planned out for you, and you assholes had to go and fuck it up.” — Aaron Garbut, lead game designertheonion.comFed-Up Rockstar Cancels ‘GTA VI’EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Shelving the game indefinitely after major spoilers about the plot leaked online, fed-up developers at Rockstar Games announced Thursday that the company was canceling Grand Theft ... 151155170
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingsean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 25/08/2026 1685982344
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this. 108265604389
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingSnowden St. @snowden.st · 24/08/2026the kinds of memes my brothers send me 321785332
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes. 4364911266
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingEffin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026Never let a writer help you move 10665851088
BurritoSupremeBeing @thebicaramelmind.bsky.social · 21/08/2026just woke up and this is the first thing i see. great start to the day so far 000
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingEniko Fox @enikofox.com · 21/08/2026taking bets on when's gonna be the first time a robot runs full speed into a human killing them instantly 7794
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 19/08/2026klingon knock knock jokes 1413416