Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingNick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 18hLLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem 192327467
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites 27169451090
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingFrankestein's monster 🧟 (averysoftno) @aefrankes.northsky.social · 04/10/2026My dad was born in ‘57 in The Netherlands to WWII survivors & came to Canada at 28. He was very strict about what video games my brother & I could play, one big rule being that we couldn’t play games where we killed humans (i.e. monsters were fair game). He let us play the Castle Wolfenstein games. 612012
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026another day at the machine learning factory. everyone keeps asking me if the machine is intelligent. buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it 211324164
BurritoSupremeBeing @thebicaramelmind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I seem to have found a what we do in the shadows themed space station in no mans sky 100
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Adorable 🥰 Gorilla 🦍 Family 1604372889
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingAgustín Cordes @agustin.me · 01/10/2026It's spooky season and ASYLUM arrives to Nintendo Switch, PS4, PS5 and Xbox this October, 30! 😱 The game has been localized to Chinese and Japanese thanks to our partners at SOEDESCO, with physical editions coming too 💪 More details in our Steam update: store.steampowered.com/app/230210/A... 1154
BurritoSupremeBeing @thebicaramelmind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comGoosetheband KinkyAlt: hedy lamarr saying kinky 011
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World theonion.com/legion-of-terra-cotta-… 201874186
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Idea: Maybe we shouldn't be treating 7th grade girls volleyball like the Thunderdome? It's not just bad for the parents (who hate each other due to playing time) and culture (watch ESPN for ten seconds), it burns out the kids and makes them worse adults AND athletes. Sports are supposed to be fun! 463288278
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves! 7866791028
BurritoSupremeBeing @thebicaramelmind.bsky.social · 20/09/2026after binging Silo I decided to give The Expanse another try and this time it took as I am now over halfway through the first season 021
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingRami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 20/09/2026"You're absolutely right, there was indeed another commercial jet on the runway. That's my fault, I should have checked before assuming that runway was clear to land on. Since the runway is now closed, let me know if I can help with anything else. Do you know how runway numbers are selected?" 17634134
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingDEEPLOCK #28 FURRY EDITION @djdeeplock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I went to the trouble of generating it 31012127
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 06/05/2026Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID. 4865322727
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingFunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 04/09/2026"I bet it would be funny to put a pancake on my cats face" 2 minutes later "JESUS CHRIST!" 731119155
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨 138102321614
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Adult Bluey fans would rather get in the robot than go to therapy 311125
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingDuncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Violence Humility Fellatio Innocent Madness I II III NORMAL! Up 11445
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading. 795166623669
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Just when you think you couldn’t love David Byrne more he goes to the Hollywood Bowl playing "Life During Wartime" projecting ICE raids 🔥 261177495792
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026“We had this whole exciting game all planned out for you, and you assholes had to go and fuck it up.” — Aaron Garbut, lead game designertheonion.comFed-Up Rockstar Cancels ‘GTA VI’EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Shelving the game indefinitely after major spoilers about the plot leaked online, fed-up developers at Rockstar Games announced Thursday that the company was canceling Grand Theft ... 151155170
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingsean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 25/08/2026 1685982345
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this. 109265604389
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingSnowden St. @snowden.st · 24/08/2026the kinds of memes my brothers send me 321786332
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes. 4364931266
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingEffin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026Never let a writer help you move 10665871088
BurritoSupremeBeing @thebicaramelmind.bsky.social · 21/08/2026just woke up and this is the first thing i see. great start to the day so far 000
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingEniko Fox @enikofox.com · 21/08/2026taking bets on when's gonna be the first time a robot runs full speed into a human killing them instantly 7794
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 19/08/2026klingon knock knock jokes 1413516
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingXploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it 85194984392
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingTim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026we're at the "they're arming unaccountable masked men with electric torture gloves" stage of fascism 5546811398
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingShawn Alexander Allen @shawndoublea.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It's my birthday week (13th's the actual day) As a gift, check out my game. It's got a demo. It's also highly reviewed! And if you have the game and haven't left a review, that would be cool too. 💅🏼✌🏼 56041
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Please enjoy these menu descriptions. 2820722
BurritoSupremeBeing @thebicaramelmind.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"See you at the pahty, Richta" www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV-G...youtube.comMutant DancingYouTube video by Jerry Goldsmith - Topic 000
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement: 985038997
Reposted by BurritoSupremeBeingTed McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I think it’s hard to argue either that lockdowns were bad policy or that learning loss wasn’t real. We just have a society that makes no allowances for emergencies and affords no chance of making up. A lot of people are very mad about the effects of that without having any inclination to change it. 410017
