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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume

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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 3h
Anyway which of you makes leather stuff I want a black belt with a gold buckle
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 3h
I know someone I follow does leather crafting but I couldn’t remember who so I searched ‘leather’. The results were very predictable
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 3h
Every bag is reusable, you pretentious sack
Photo of a brown plastic bag on a brick sidewalk in dappled sunlight. On the bag it says ‘I am a reusable bag’
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 12h
Retail therapy
Photo of a package of Jorgensen wood chisels being held to show off
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Could someone tell him that, for the average American, the price of cake is quite low? I wanna see something
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Wagon Wednesday, bisexual edition
Nude handyman in bisexual lighting, shot from behind
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Kylo Ren: I Don't Know If I Have The Strength
Alt: Kylo Ren: I Don't Know If I Have The Strength
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah spoiler alert that was terrible
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What happened to punching up a script. Every opportunity at humor is missed
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m starting to wonder if they’re even going to do a loop-de-loop
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This cast is stacked but wasted
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Did they sedate John Cena
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m watching Matchbox: The Movie (2026) because why not. So far it is falling very short of my expectations, and my expectations were LOW
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There were good tense parts and some interesting ideas and at the end I was like wait uhhhh was there a movie in that
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
its gonna be a long three weeks till the election I hate it all
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Can’t keep a brilliant burn like that to yourself though
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I have a sweater that looks exactly like that
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Amazing
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So true
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I called an Irish friend Scottish, probably similarly embarrassing
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
RFK Jr. reading Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle: This is awesome
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sounds awesome take pictures
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Great choice for the Nobel peace prize. That’s totally who I was gonna say
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’d rather set myself on fire than add the people I may know.
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nice to see a win
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The signature moment of that movie
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wouldn’t tell people if I won the lottery but there would be signs (NPR pledge drive ends early)
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just heard an interesting point on the radio: Politicians look carefully at the demographics of who is voting, so even if you turn in a completely blank ballot you’ll be better represented than someone who doesn’t vote at all.
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve owned FTL for years but never played it; I think I might be afraid it’ll consume me
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Narrating a fingering session like the lock picking lawyer on tiktok
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I do not now and have never believed this is real
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Orange cat sleeping in an odd curled up way
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay first of all that’s not even a contest and second, is he?
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should though, not because it’s good but because John David Washington is the most beautiful actor currently working
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Robert Pattinson: No, You Don't
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you’re reading my skeets this weekend and thinking this dude should be more rigorous about wearing his respirator in the paint booth, you’re not wrong
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Oh wow you came right at the beginning, are you moving backwards?” “Uh, yeah, that’s definitely why”
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We call this a temporal scissor movement
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you think the characters in Tenet (2020) ever use the machine for sex stuff
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A twombie? Or perhaps a zombink
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I refuse to accept my long-ago twink death does that make me a twink zombie
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
*takes off jorts to reveal even sassier jorts
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gatorade slushie for dinner
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2 Waiting 2 Godot
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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BoOoO oUtSiDe 🧡🖤 @iloveoutside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I truly have no idea what some of you bitches are talking about, but I click like because you deserve to know you're not alone in anything you do.
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Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the V in JAV stands for Voyager
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