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My Biomedical Degree is still useless btw Schlocking about movies and games schlockmasters.com

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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 10h
I'm upset
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 10h
YouTube Halloween Recommendations
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Cass (makes games) @cassmakesgames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New Blog Post: Why I Love Unfair Traps in Arcade Games People usually dislike hard memo traps in arcade games, or at best think they're "not that bad". I love them, though, and I think arcade games would be worse without them. Here's why: duckberet.com/blog/i-like-... (game: Violent Storm)
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Bowl of Lentils @bowloflentils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As I replay OoT, I'm reminded of just how often Navi reminds you were to go, how your next objective is blinking on the map screen, and how the owl introduces each new area. I can already imagine people complaining that the remake is hand-holdy because they also forgot how guided the original was.
Navi: "Impa said that the Spiritual Stone of Fire is somewhere on Death Mountain."The map screen in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.Kaepora Gaebora: "I will perch here and wait for you. When you're ready to go back down, I can help you! Now, get going!"
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finished Leda Route Bertrand really hit em with one of these
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David Piskorowski @pd-cgt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FLERITZ preview is live on Itch. (length is est. 10-15 minutes) This demo will reveal what the next Impact Project title is. Please take a look. pd-cgt.itch.io/fleritz-prev...
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i do wonder if this is a consequence of everything being a computer now rather than a machine for video games be reborn tahk0. start trying to get some 1ccs.
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
720p only stream in the year of our lord 2026
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I appreciate Nintendo using the Switch 2's extra power not for AAA visuals, but for making every other game they put out 60fps while moving like this
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
>Oceanveil has the exclusive streaming rights to Student Council Holes >720p only ????
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
I'm all for restorative justice but forgive me if after sleeping on I don't exactly think Geller has really learned to respect consent when he knows damn well he never would have gotten where he did if he was honest and forthcoming about the skeletons in his closet, so he actively avoided it
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Logan Plant @loganjplant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it’s rare to meet someone you look up to and find they meet your expectations. I think it’s rarer that they wildly exceed them, and that’s what I’ve been fortunate enough to find with Brian Altano. Come send off Brian, this week on NVC: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_OG...
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20 Big Nintendo News Stories You Shouldn’t Miss - NVC 830
YouTube video by IGN Games
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
maybe i am a simple man but the fortune's weave story has got me mad interested
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that's a yes from me big dog
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David Piskorowski @pd-cgt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
would people play a lurruna 2 if it was a megaman-style sequel with shared assets and engine but the levels/bosses/music/story/etc was new
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They don't make funnier units than this
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have come to the conclusion that Olympia Fire Emblem is the funniest unit in the game
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh you also have the sickness that likes to hear the whirl of the desk? Rather than increase the pot or get the gdemu going it is more soul enriching to play shenmue upside down
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reflecting on the Resident Evil movie, and a thematic takeaway that's sticking with me with me is that it posits that no matter how insecure and incompetent you feel, you will never be as stupid as the people in power whose real incompetence will fuck up your life way worse than you could yourself.
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yknow if we actually used the 1-10 scale in its entirety, we could have some pretty nuanced takes on games. like there could be some value on giving something a 7 or an 8 or a 5 or a 3 instead of 1-6: bad 7-8: good 9: great 10: exceptional
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
October First confession Skeletons ain't shit @schlockmasters.bsky.social
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This sucks for many reasons. But I think it's worth emphasizing how selfish and duplicitous it is to go work with a public-facing, community-focused media org like MinnMax without disclosing this part of your past to them. (MinnMax confirmed to me they were not told.) Please support them if you can
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Nebula @nebula.tv · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of Nebula. Ongoing projects have been terminated effective immediately, and his content has been removed from our catalog.
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
going to Islamic hell because i bought muchi muchi pork
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 01/10/2026
Gaming show MinnMax has removed YouTuber Jacob Geller following a recently surfaced allegation of past sexual misconduct. "Jacob Geller is no longer a part of MinnMax," the show announced. "He won't be on conte... kotaku.com/jacob-geller-minnmax-you…
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Gaming Show Minnmax Removes YouTuber Jacob Geller After Recently Surfaced Allegation Of Past Sexual Misconduct
Geller is known for his video game essays on YouTube
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 01/10/2026
your fast paced 2d game probably doesn't need a 3 hit combo
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Most people looking at this on their phones at 1080p (not premium) is a very funny thought
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Jake Slimeberg @jakesteinberg.substack.com · 01/10/2026
There’s a whole conversation happening right now about stepping up and sacrificing our own comfort for the sake of someone else. What am I supposed to think when you're furious about what Xbox is doing, but the moment you can do something about it the games become separate from the company?
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of MinnMax. He won't be on content moving forward and we won't be publicly airing this week's episode of The MinnMax Show. We're in shock and deeply hurt. Thank you for your patience during this sensitive time.
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look at Matthewmatosis. He basically doesn't post anymore outside tweeting out his videos. Videos still draw eyes and discussion.
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IronGarden @irongarden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lina's cuteness is unmatched Comm from @orobou.com
I have gotten Oro to draw Lina a number of times but this is the first time I got a full on commission from them
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Michael Jordan - Stop It Get Some Help Meme
ALT: Michael Jordan - Stop It Get Some Help Meme
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If something serious comes out about someone and your immediate reaction is to pop the haughty "Well I'm not surprised", you should be put into The Contraption
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
taking the phone number but sending only wolf job
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Say That Again
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 01/10/2026
everything about the jacob geller allegations is deeply upsetting and traumatising, from the details themselves to their being publicised on twitter by third party texts seemingly without any consultation with the victim to the armchair detective posting that followed
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bumbur95 Gamba
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 30/09/2026
“Video games are the highest grossing entertainment industry” Is one of those true statements that is constantly used for misleading narratives lol
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The idea of the town miscreant being the Messiah is actually omega kino
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Sanjiclops Vash the Stampede Thumbs Up
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Absolutely gutting. Genuinely awful how this keeps happening.
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Feels like a remaster with a dub is gonna be announced at some Partner Showcase
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Mason @finalmasonry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2026 really was the year of Final Fight! So many of us cleared it for the first time this year
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leda immediately putting Mu through the horrors lmao
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What did Castor mean by that tho
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finished Cai. Funny demon baby.
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pang @birthbydrip.neocities.org · 29/09/2026
a late one for you tonight... monkey ball is one of the most elegantly designed precision arcade games ever made, a game that takes a design staff primed on racers and lets them create economic geometry puzzles, only building towards alien grandeur in their structures at the end. link below!
first few paragraphs: Sega was the master of exaggerated, nuanced physics engines, and Monkey Ball fits that mold to a T. There’s three stylistic inaccuracies that sew Monkey Ball’s unique physics together:

    Friction is present as a constant inhibiting force, but in a sense this helps hold the monkey on downward slopes. This gives Monkey Ball a “sticky” quality.

    Collisions can and often do pop the monkey up in the air, where speed is uncapped. This, and the fact that the collisions seem relatively elastic,1 make collisions actually a boon for gaining speed rather than a total obstacle.

    It’s a common misconception that Monkey Ball has the player control the tilt of the stage, letting the monkey freely roll throughout it. Instead, the player is actually controlling the direction of gravity, offering very similar effects to stage-tilting while also providing essential air control to the monkey.

The three of these combined make Monkey Ball an intuitive, forgiving engine that encourages aggressive play.2 Speed gains are always at the player’s fingertips and rely heavily on environmental awareness. With that intrinsic concentration in the engine, the stage design can then follow suit. Monkey Ball’s stages are focused and brief; many stages have a max time limit of only 30 seconds, intend for you to beat them in less than half of that, and have a theoretical lower bound of only a couple seconds. While the stages are static and encourage memorization, the short length and nuanced physics put the micro-movements front-and-center in comparison to broader routing, and this creates its own form of complexity-oriented dynamism for those who can’t memorize frame-perfect input strings.
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pokémon oughta have both
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Primetime was inarguably really good but didn't have that WOW factor Genuinely funny movie tho. Chris Hansen might be a genius.
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Azi @theazih.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Peter and Cai might be demons
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