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Toussaint Egan @thesaintoftous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We used to have movies with Michael Nyman scores

Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

for this sunday's schlockmasters ep we're taking a break from the tournament and doing a regular format episode where me and @pd-cgt.bsky.social talk about the deeply odd 1989 tokusatsu film Gunhed plus a dev interview about david's most recent game LURRUNA - The Island of Towering Automatons

schlocmasters ep 021: gunhed feat pd cgt podcast art. photomontage of imagery from the film gunhed, baseball references, and a sticker that says "featuring daphne from the lurruna"

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Schlockmasterpiece Theater Double Feature #4: Sam Neill vs the cosmic horrors.

Poster for In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Schlockmasterpiece Theater Double Feature: Speed Racer (2008) and Redline (2009) two spectacular maximalist fantasy race car movies each with minor faults where if they could be combined would make for the perfect maximalist fantasy race car movie.

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Real life is kicking mine and everyone i know's ass but schlockmasters will return soon

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

No new Schlockmasters this week because we're working the King of Iron Movie Tournament, but I can announce the matchups we're going to be covering in the first episode; Harold and Maude vs Super Mario Bros and Uncut Gems vs Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

Schlockmasters presents the king of iron movie tournament match 1 and 2 harold and maude vs super mario bros and uncut gems vs riki oh the story of ricky

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

New Bit Alert: Schlockmasterpiece Theater Double Features; media object pairings that aren't usually put into conversation but have some kind of connection in my sick and twisted mind. To start off heres an easy one; Megazone 23 (1985) and Dark City (1998)

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Guannnnnnn @guanborg.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

my v first podcast appearance and it was a blast! come listen to us yap about Night Watch

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Guannnnnnn @guanborg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

come get nochnoy dozor-pilled

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Next time on Schlockmasters me and @guanborg.bsky.social gonna be covering the 2004 Russian urban fantasy, not quite vampire film, Night Watch. Episode out this Sunday.

podcast art for schlockmasters ep20: Night Watch feat. Guan. Background; image of Anton from night watch holding a triangular mirror piece to his face reflecting and army of knights and in his other hand a glowing fluorescent light tube. photomontaged over background are screentshots from night watch, a graph of vampires measured on axes of evokes sympathy - evokes disgust and commands great and terrible powers - is a ghoulie little guy, and a wikipedia text :"Abortion in Russia is legal as an elective procedure up to the 12th week of pregnancy, and in special circumstances at later stages"

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Cool and normal things going on at Schlockmasters HQ

Abortion in Russia is legal as an elective procedure up to the 12th week of pregnancy, and in special circumstances at later stages

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

By the way thank you so much to everyone who submitted a movie i think we ended up with a really fun bracket and I'm really excited to see how this all plays out

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Here it is, the Schlockmasters King of Iron Movie Tournament Bracket and grading system. We have 1 more regular episode before the Tournament starts proper so keep an eye on this feed. First ep is gonna cover Super Mario Bros vs Harold and Maude and Riki Oh vs Uncut Gems.

king of iron movie tournament bracket. 2 sided bracket with the two sides being labeled West Block and East Block.
Movies listed in the bracket:
Super Mario Bros.
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
I Saw The TV Glow
Redline
Mae & Hazel Invade The Channel Awesome Movies, from AVGN vs NC to the end of Kickassia Extras
Zardoz
Freddie Got Fingered
Uncut Gems
Metropolis
Popeye the Slayer Man
eXistenZ
Inferno aka Desert Heat
Harold And Maude
Rap world
Gorgo
Flesh for Frankenstein
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
Om-Dar-B-Dar
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Sturgill Simpson Presents Sound & Fury
Ánimas Trujano
I am What I am
Waking Life,
Companion
Bad Times at the El Royale
The Magic Pudding
Kin-dza-dza!
Killjoy
Mio in the Land of Farway
Bicycle Thieves
Dream: Inspired by a True Story
Bacurau

King of Iron Movie Tournament Grading System. Chart with 3 grading criteria, their descriptions, and an explanation of the tournament rules.
Kinoaesthetics - rated based on the appreciation of the technical and affective qualities of the audio visual elements of the film, which can include shot composition, lighting, costuming, scoring, editing, or performance.
Conceptual Charm - rated based on enjoyment and appreciation of the ideas present by the film, which can include plot incidence, themes, and characterization.
Schlockmastersiness - rated based on how much the film adheres to the Schlockmasters guiding principle of being compelling messy, trashy, and existing on the fringes of mainstream success and acclaim.
•Each match between two movies each one will be rated on a scale between 1 and 3 for three criteria above.
•The movie that receives the highest overall score will be the victor and will have the loser's score added to its own when it moves on. For subsequent rounds movies will be reevaluated and the process will repeat until the final match up.
•The judges also will have the right to veto the result of a match if both agree the lower scoring movie should actually win, and each judge will have the ability to unilaterally veto the result of one match over the course of the tournament.

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

No podcast art yet cause I've been in the torment nexus last couple weeks but next episode is gonna be on Elfquest specifically vol 1 of the 2025 darkhorse edition(pictured) if anyone wants to read along

Cover for Elfquest the original quest book 1 : fire and flight by wendy and Richard pini. Red filigreed border surrounding a circular close of of the characters Cutter and leetah with their face pressed together looking towards the viewer

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Next time on Schlockmasters we're covering Hillbillys in a Haunted House. This one was a fucking trip. Episode out on sunday.

podcast art for Schlockmasters ep 018 Hillbillys in a Haunted House feat TheAziH. Featuring a collage of imagery related to the movie and its cast.

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

If yall havent listened to the new Schlockmasters episode i at least gotta tell yall about the incredibly sick names of the main robot and rival robot, HOUND DOG and RISING DOG respectively

page from mad stalker full metal forth manual featuring full page art of the mech hound dog

page from mad stalker full metal forth manual featuring full page art of the mech rising dog

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I love to recommend to recommend a movie and be like; it's only available in really bad quality, it doesn't make a ton of sense, it makes really off putting choices, and its kinda boring, but it's got like 2 and half really cool bits

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

If yall havent listened to the new Schlockmasters episode i at least gotta tell yall about the incredibly sick names of the main robot and rival robot, HOUND DOG and RISING DOG respectively

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David Piskorowski @pd-cgt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

tune in for valensa giving me mech anime 101 while i do this

AAH, SO IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH. I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW.

-> DOESNT GET IT AT ALL

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Next Schlockmasters is gonna be me and developer of previous schlockmasters topic Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N, @pd-cgt.bsky.social cgt, covering Mad Stalker Fullmetal Forth; a single plane, mecha themed, Japanese pc beat em up with a fascinating release history. Ep gonna be out this sunday.

podcast art for schlockmasters ep 017: Mad Stalker Fullmetal Forth feat. PD CGT. Featuring the robots Hound Dog and Rising Dog grom Mad Stalkers and cover art images from various other mecha propetries

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Most people never tell Schlockmasters this

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Hey if you like that Schlockmasters is the show with the worst SEO in podcasting and want to keep it that way, I'd really suggest telling anyone and everyone you know about the show and/or supporting us at patreon.com/schlockmasters which you can do for as little 1 dollar a month

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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 05/05/2026

The official trailer for Matt Johnson’s Tony, starring Dominic Sessa, Emilia Jones, Antonio Banderas and Leo Woodall 🦪 Tony is in theaters this August via A24.

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Valensa @vforvalensa.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Talking about Romeo Must Die was super interesting experience cause it might be the most my opinion of a movie has improved during the process of discussing it I've experienced in a while and I already really liked the movie

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

if you saw anything in your podcast feed no you didnt

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

King of Iron Movie Tournament submissions close tomorrow night. If you've already sent in a movie there aren't any rules saying you can't submit more than one.

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Submissions for the Schlockmasters King of Iron Movie Tournament close this weekend so send in your last minute strange and powerful movies while you still can. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Schlockmasters Presents: The King of Iron Movie Tournament. Submit Your Favorite Strange And Powerful Film For Us To Pit And Judge Against Each Other In A Head To Head Tournament Bracket In Order To Find The Strongest Movie Under Heaven

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Bad Game Hall of Fame @bghof.com · 30/04/2026

'Malice' released on this day in 2004. A 3D platformer which spent years in development by Argonaut Games - originally intended for PS1 [and to star Gwen Stefani] - which ultimately released for the Xbox & PS2 in a highly disjointed / incomplete state, contributing to the studio's demise.

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

On the next episode of Schlockmasters we're gonna be talking about the y2k martial arts classic, Romeo Must Die

podcast art for schlockmasters ep 016: Romeo Must Die feat TheAziH. photomontage featuring element from the romeo must die poster, screen shots from the movie, screenshot of a mortal kombat x ray move, headline about the oakland raiders, and a virgin chad meme about the animes romeo x juliet and gankutsuo

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ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔰 ☽|☾ 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔰 @chaospriestess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.

Screencap of Sam Neil in Event Horizon, his flight suit features an Australian flag with the union jack replaced by a yellow circle on black and red, the Australian aboriginal flag

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

you thought unobtainium from avatar was dumb check this shit out

Title crawl for the film Gunhed 1989: In the early 2030's mankind discovered a new substance, Texmexium, which enabled the entire world to be controlled by a new generation of super computers.
Because of the danger for its misuse supplies of Texmexium were kept under heavy guarrd at the hyper nuclear facilities that power ever major city.

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Valensa @vforvalensa.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I have a podcast and we're about to do a movie tournament arc. Please send in your fucked up and powerful movies

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Schlockmasters @schlockmasters.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

The Schlockmasters King of Iron Movie Tournament submission period is only gonna be open for 2 more weeks. If there's a movie you think is the strongest movie under heaven and you want to make us watch it get it in now!

docs.google.com

King of Iron Movie Tournament Entry Form

Submit Your Favorite Strange And Powerful Film For Us To Pit And Judge Against Each Other In A Head To Head Tournament Bracket In Order To Find The Strongest Movie Under Heaven

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