Reposted by The GooseTeam Cherry @teamcherry.bsky.social · 04/09/2025The hunt is on! Hollow Knight: Silksong is available now on all platforms, including day one on Xbox Game Pass! 29386822339
Reposted by The GooseNintendo Wire @nintendowire.com · 13/08/2025Chibi-Robo! joins Nintendo Switch Online’s GameCube library on August 21st! buff.ly/sAOSSJU 163
Reposted by The GooseMicah @rincewind.run · 01/08/2025chat is it insensitive and smug to post about how much I love my wife 125812169900
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 13/04/2025“I wish I knew what the textured portion of a tire that grips the road was called” The Snake of Automotive Knowledge: 060
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 02/04/2025My first Switch 2 Direct Bingo Board!!! Can’t wait to see what I got right! 040
Reposted by The GooseThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 08/02/2025Gov. Gavin Newsom of California signed legislation on Friday that authorized $50 million in state funds intended to counter President Trump's agenda.nytimes.comNewsom Signs Bills to Fight Trump, Including Legal Aid for ImmigrantsGov. Gavin Newsom, a Democrat, has been balancing a desire to push back on Republican policies with a need to cooperate in seeking federal disaster aid. 703111421
Reposted by The GoosetherealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I find it very fascinating that we still hold so much power over the right’s mental health. This dude went and got himself killed in a shootout with the cops cause he was mad that liberals exist. They control the government, the media, and the corporations and could just ignore us 193
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025this is how I feel rn (I haven’t worked theatre since 2023 and I’m so stoked to be back) 030
Reposted by The GooseAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 20/01/2025Me after calling someone a threat to democracy and a fascist 251341192
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Forgot to post about it here but I’m so stoked about the Switch 2. Even if everything shown in the teaser was leaked, it’s so nice to have it all officially out there. Can’t wait for April! 120
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Finally got a new indigo DOL-001 GameCube. I got something crazy cooking with this one 👀 1120
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I ended 2023 with a back injury that left me temporarily unable to work. I ended 2024 with a back, leg, and head injury that left me temporarily unable to work. I think at the end of 2025 I’m going to explode. 040
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Had a dream I was in my best friend’s wife’s harem 140
Reposted by The GooseEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 21/12/2024'TMI' is not a thing stop sanitizing everything and start talking about how the texture of your cum makes you feel insecure 4138521
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 21/12/2024My gaming Year in Review! Steam annoyingly doesn’t list playtimes— just playtime percentages— but I did the math and I played 286hrs on PC, resulting in 895hrs played on modern platforms this year! 180
Reposted by The Gooseaubrey @aubviouslynot.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I love when I actually clean all of my clothes like omg???? what should I wear? 🤭 0101
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Truly unfair that I can’t connect my brain to my PC via USB and upload the video game ideas I have up here. I can’t believe I have to actually work to achieve my vision. Someone needs to fix this 050
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024There’s been a loose turkey running around my town for the past couple of weeks and it A) hasn’t been caught or hit yet and B) loves to stand in the road. It caused a three-car collision today 1190
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 27/11/2024You can’t trust someone named Theresa. There’s a what? They’re not even telling you the whole story. 110
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Separate the artist from the art (love your friend even though their music is dogwater) 040
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I’ve recently become friends with my ex’s brother. Things ended on bad terms with my ex and only got worse, BUT her family still adores me. Should I go with him to his family’s Thanksgiving and act like I don’t know my ex, yes or no 420
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024EMTSKMUAN, Iss. 5: I was a voracious reader growing up, which meant I saw a lot of words without hearing them. In sixth grade, I was talking in front of the entire class and tried to sneak in my new favourite word I’d read, grotesque… which I pronounced as “grow-teesk.” (1/2) 120
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Leaves are falling? Temperature’s dropping? Yep; it’s finally autism 🍂☺️☕️ 0212
Reposted by The Gooseanna !!! :) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls.bsky.social · 19/11/2024new copypasta just dropped 2740940
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024you live in the suburbs dawg why does your truck have a bbl 0112
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024They’re calling it the most embarrassing gimmick account bit of all time 0374
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024EMTSKMUAN, Ep. 4: When I was 17, I went to a girlfriend’s house to have dinner with her family. Her mom asked me what I wanted to drink— “we have soda, sweet tea, or water.” “Any chance you have apple juice?” She laughed and said “Well, since there’s no TODDLERS in the house, no.” (1/2) 130
Reposted by The GooseWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Untitled Goose Game is $8.99 on Steam buff.ly/361mqdB $9.99 US eShop buff.ly/3YISaOR Switch/PS4 physical $21.28 US Dollars at VGP buff.ly/3Cwuci9 PNP Games buff.ly/4fQlTfz Deck verified also on PS+ Extra 39614
Reposted by The Gooseslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 17/11/2024i have to remind myself that the cringy hashtag challenges and quote chains were part of the natural ecosystem on twitter and we should let them run their course. they are an indication of growing biodiversity. but if i see a fucking trophy istg 101506
Reposted by The Goosedave egg @explod.es · 17/11/2024Mayo Goose is BACK, BABY! It's truly the year of the mayo goose. 110723
Reposted by The Goose🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Something about the “this is the nice heckin doggo good place” posts raises my hackles… 1102
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Howard Hamlin might be my favourite character in all of the Breaking Bad series 110
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024EMTSKMUAN, Pt. 3: I accidentally lived with my girlfriend (now wife) and her family a few years back. I was on this kick of calling burgers “borgars” for some reason. One day, my now-MIL was asking everyone what they wanted to eat. I was on my phone and absentmindedly said “Hmmm… borgar…” (1/2) 230
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024How do I mute every post about how much better this app is that Twitter 4714
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Decorative pillows were invented by Big Furbishment to sell more decor 010
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024It’s really funny to go back to this thread from the Invite-Only days where people were acting like I was the Antichrist for posting invite codes on the timeline. Pretty sure someone said something like “When Trump joins, it’ll be all your fault,” but I’m not rereading all those comments lmfao 130
The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024One time, I got ahold of Rudy Giuliani’s cell phone number and prank called him. He got so confused. Then I posted about it on Twitter and no one could reply to my tweet about it for a week 150
Reposted by The GooseRads @rads.bsky.social · 15/11/2024KID: mama i think there's a mobster under my bed ME: haha you mean a monster? VOICE (UNDER THE BED): christ lady im just italian 517624
