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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍

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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Finally. A man who knows ball 🫃🏻
Time: 10:24 AM

Me: I wish u were a seahorse so l could impregnant u with 10 million babies

Him: Lmao

Me: If we were seahorses would u let me do that

Him: Yes i would

Me: heart react
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Someone sent me this.
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Shoutout bsky devs i love the bsky devs
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
*scrolling timeline* "do i have an opinion on today's discourse" probably not "would developing one have a meaningful outcome" definitely not time to log off and do something that actually helps people in the real world!
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Sandra Passchier @passchier.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Record-breaking Antarctic drill reveals 23 million years of climate history swais2c.aq/media/record...
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Women in POEMS (Prophecy, Omens, the Ethereal, Meaning, and Spirituality)
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
we need an italian american white girl rapper called AAVE Maria
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
True to the spirit of 2016, I’m doing a DIY gratitude journaling & latte challenge. Goals: - make latte, sit in natural light - 3 goals, 3 “got dones”, 3 gratitudes - 40 out of the next 50 days (KPIs lol lets go corporate) - deadline: 3/14 - bonus pts if b4 8:30AM Day 1! ✅
Coffee and journaling set up
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
We’re in the bed bath and beyond touching all the fun textures and my friend just keeps going “there’s a lot of Beyond here. theres a lot of Beyond”
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
[to buddhist groupchat]: hey does anyone have any memes about wuwei? No worries if not
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oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
awful lot of the Discourse Du Jour intercourse strikes me as a big case of rats learning to administer themselves electric shocks to get a lil hit of nicotine
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
me scrolling past names like nuzzi and lizza
i don’t want new people right now
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/10/2025
i've been saying it for years: it is a moral imperative to post your lunch
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
nice concepts, man. have you considered actions?
asian woman staring blankly at you face very close to camera like bug
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Yoda Latino
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Strong Towns @strongtowns.org · 22/09/2025
What’s the next smallest thing you can do for your community? Do it. And repeat. This is the mindset that helped Marion, Ohio revitalize the community—and win the Strongest Town Contest.
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
i went to the aella x blassie debate and everyone was normal
pic of asian woman in pastel blue halter top and pink floral flared pants with arms outstretched in front of a large silver disco moon
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Beautiful 1860s Victorian butterfly, which was used to store small packets of sewing needles on the underside of the wings. This was a collaboration between a London-based drapers company and a sewing needle manufacturer. On exhibit at Tatter Blue, a Brooklyn textile museum. IG tatterbluelibrary
Small brass butterfly.The underside of the butterfly, which has little pockets to store sewing needle packets. The underside of the wings are decorated with two plates. One carries an inscription of the drapers company:  "Copestake, Moore, Crampton & Co. - London." The other has a gilded head of Minerva, the Roman goddess of wisdom, art, trade, and war.The butterfly can be folded up, like how a butterfly flaps its wings. A close-up of the butterfly's wings.
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
RETVRNing to normieworld. sexual harassment is less draining than emotionally leaky men dumping paragraphs on their shame and insecurities on u. Gonna start wearing athleisure and sorority letters again. We all pick our problems and I'd rather be called a dumb basic pick me bimbo catfish egirl again
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Just watched 20 people waiting for the @chicagocta.bsky.social 22 bus get ghosted because of an unmarked detour off the Division stop
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Little capillaries, little trees. Little heart governed by a solitary rain cloud. The only laws: granta.com/lecture-on-l...
Be radiant.
Be heavy.
Be green.
[seal image in green water]
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
rolling my jeans cuz histone gave me a complex 🙏🧬 (DNA joke. pretend it makes sense and is funny)
mirror selfie of me
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
If you were alive in the 1980s, this is among the most wonderful & truly incredible things you have ever witnessed in your lifetime.
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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
hi friends I am rebranding my substack in preparation of posting more please tell me if you like it and don't tell me if you don't
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Published an article on how to save money, stay healthy, and keep your lungs BEAUTIFUL before DOGE kills the Energy Star program!!! Would love it if you take the time to check it out :) goodsecrets4u.substack.com/p/an-air-pur...
screenshot: An air purifier Will beautify your lungs before the government kills energy star
My filter looks ugly so my lungs can look beautiful
Published today by me
A selfie of me posing in shock with a air purifier filtering screen. It's lowkey a thirst trap.
The caption: Wow! That's a lot of dust!
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
trying 2 date outside of your type is like dating while taking birth control (i would know about both)
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
girls can be a little bit feral. as a THREAT
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
girls can be a little bit feral. as a treat
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Anodyne @anodynesix.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
"This is Palestine Skating Game. You grind rails, shoot paint at tanks, and tag walls to win. The focus will be on Arabic electronic music, and plot and character-driven narrative. For now, at least 70% of the money we raise is going to go to evacuating colleagues in Lebanon." Playable prototype:
palestineskatinggame.itch.io
Palestine Skating Game July 2024 Prototype by palestine skating game
Has grinding and shooting paint, tanks, cars/traffic, soldier paint reactions, and better animations.
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 12/07/2025
Took a vegetarian friend over to my folks today because I'm petsitting. One of their roosters attacked us & my friend goes "oh, that's why people don't feel bad about eating these things" lmao
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aubrey @aubviouslynot.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’ve seen bigger
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
i love doing the celebrity lookalike stuff cuz the first row will be like "oh yeah kinda!" then the bottom row... like... ok you're just giving me asian women here
asian women who look like measian women
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
we're all at the intersection of art and technology yellin where da hoes at
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Dan Nguyen @dancow.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Thinking about that international U of Chicago student who wandered out on to Lake Michigan during winter and kept on walking for 2,000 feet and got confused when a helicopter rescue team was called out to rescue him
Skyscraper view of Lake Michigan on a partially cloudy day with the lake filling the entire horizon
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
😁 My window doesn’t come with a screen 😿 So i made one 😁 It’s attached with packing tape 😁 GIRLBOSS GASLIGHT GATEKEEP 🫵😹
Picture of window screen taped to window frame with packing tape there is a sloppy angular cut out for the handle
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Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
This human condition is incomplete. You can help by expanding it
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
thats just me every day !
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Concept: Straight Eye for the Queer Thy, where a bunch of extremely kind normie bros help out a struggling queer person - finance bro who sets up retirement accounts - nutritionist for tummy issues - personal trainer for the aches and pains - etc I think it would be fun!!!
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
TRUTH NUKE: YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF 💯🔥💸
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grovy 🥭 @grovy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Blender is for making cutie patooties
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
argue with devon aoki about it. just kidding! you can't!
devon aoki as suki in 2 fast 2 furious wearing layered cami crop top tanks and pink denim shorts above distressed pink jean legs attached with suspenders. she is standing in front of a car. very swag
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
burning waymos is kinda unsexii. standing on cars shirtless is sexii, however, no matter what flag they carry, because they're hot and that's hot. so they win. get wrecked with LOGIC, nerds.
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
[at the intersection of finance, technology, and marketing] where the hoes at
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 06/06/2025
It's hurricane season. Own a real flashlight.
A man holding a glowing fish during a power out. The text reads: Flashlight fish? Not a real flashlight. It’s hurricane season. Own a real flashlight. Have fresh batteries.
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Awake at a normal hour. The sun is shining. The bicyclists are jingling by. The leaves are rustling in the wind. This is what it feels like
moss ball with a pink cowboy hat in a jar
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I’m at O’Hare airport, where, 14 years ago this week, instead of getting on my flight home, I exited the airport, took the blue line back into the city to chase down a man I had met that weekend and totally fallen for. Anyway now we’ve been married for 11 years and have 8yo twins.
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Itms womens history month. Do your thoughts pass the. Bechdel test Yes or No
medieval style bunny holding mace
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss moss ball 𑁍 @rissa.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
“We all have a hunger” - Florence and the Machine

WHEN I MET MONKEY I described her as a mean, scheming little gremlin. She had revealed herself right away as the bully of the group, the cat who would eat her tood tastest and then sneak up on the other cats to steal theirs. The cat who would smack anyone that got in her way.
Monkey, I was always saying, chastising her. Let the other cats eat.
Monkey was a skinny little calico with a head that seemed too small for her body. She was standoffish, prone to biting if I tried to touch her, but she never ran away from me. She always wanted food.
She had big goblin eyes and a tendency to narrow them, to squint up at me in a way that made it look like she was smirking. She was so brash about it, the way shed walk up to another cat and smack them, claws out, until they ran away. The way she'd eat all their food, a low growl keeping the other cats away as she ate, and then sit there. Smirking.

I mentioned it to my therapist with a sense of shame. I don't know how to explain it, I told her, except that I need all of it.

We were meeting over Zoom and her face kept freezing on-screen.

You're resource guarding, she told me. Like a dog.

It was what Monkey was doing, too: the low growl she let out as she are, the claws that came out if anyone got near her. It looked like aggression, but it was a message: Please don't take this from me. I need this. Please.
Sometimes I would look out the window and see Monkey sniffing around the yard at rocks and plants, checking every single thing to see if it was edible.

I talked in therapy about my sense that something was wrong with me, that I was fundamentally flawed on some essential, unfix-able level. Sometimes I felt like I wasn't capable of being good in the way that other people were. It was baffling to me, how easily a coworker could offer me the last cookie at lunchtime without feeling like she had to keep it for herself. Sometimes I would collect Post-it notes and water bottles and bowls from the break room, any snacks that were left out, and hide them in my desk. I'd lie if anyone asked if I had them. I told myself that was just my personality: a little self-ish, a little prone to bending the truth.
candy aisle, shaking their heads at what the world had come to.
When did people get so rude? they would say. Why do people have to steal?

Eventually I learned that my therapist had worked as a dog groomer at some point all her talk of resource guarding, everything she knew about animal behavior. For a while it had offended me, how often she compared me to a dog. Every behavior serves a purpose, she would say. She meant that an animal is never acting out just for fun, never being bad just for the sake of it. Animals don't know bad, shed say.

She meant that all the things that look like aggression or meanness are just messages communicating fear or anxiety or hunger or pain. I would tell her about Monkey, how she had started to relax around the other cats, and my therapist would stare at me through the screen in the way that meant she wanted me to figure something out for myself without her having to say it.

Do you think...? she would prompt me, and I would stare dumbly back at her, thinking only about Monkey and hunger and the price of cat food. Do you think that if you had the security of knowing you would always be fed, and you would always have shelter, and you didn't have to worry about these basic parts of survival..?

I finished for her: I would be different.

MONKEY TURNED OUT TO BE a weird, goofy little cat. After months of regular meals, she started climbing trees and smirking down at me from the tallest branches. She started waiting outside my door for artention, waiting to see which toy I would bring her. Her favorite thing was rolling in the dirt, and she would do it over and over
The people who flipped us off, the people who said Fuck you.

The people who were rude and arguing, stealing from the corner store, running from the cops. I wondered what they would be like if they had everything they needed. The promise of it: that they would never be without.

Sometimes at work I tried to tell people about Monkey, but it mostly seemed to make me sound insane. This cat is nice now! I was always saying, like it meant something. I was practicing my own niceness, trying to keep my cabinets stocked, inventorying the snacks I kept stashed in my desk. Trying to keep the cats fed. Trying to share cookies when I could. Wondering what I could be like.
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