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@theaugoosetus.bsky.social
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honk. he/him/his

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
NOBODY BRINGS ME GIFTS ANYMORE
The Warpstone from Star Fox Adventures
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
“I wish I knew what the textured portion of a tire that grips the road was called” The Snake of Automotive Knowledge:
A Gadsden Flag with “Don’t” and “On Me” removed, leaving only “Tread” remaining
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
A triple bingo is INSANE
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My first Switch 2 Direct Bingo Board!!! Can’t wait to see what I got right!
Row One: Mario Kart 9, June Release, Switch 1 controllers work on Switch 2, Metaphor Re:Fantazio, Chibi-Robo
Row Two: Switch 1 Upgrades System, Elden Ring, Star Fox, New Console on NSO, LCD screen
Row Three: Halo, $399 Price Point, FREE, Fire Emblem, Donkey Kong
Row Four: 3D Mario, Hades II, Yooka-Replaylee, Metroid Prime 4, FFVII Remake
Row Five: EA Sports, Kirby, Silksong, Legends Z-A, New IP
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
this is how I feel rn (I haven’t worked theatre since 2023 and I’m so stoked to be back)
Bruce Wayne looking at the Batman outfit on a stand. Bruce is labelled “Me” and the suit is labelled “my stage blacks and c-wrench”
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Forgot to post about it here but I’m so stoked about the Switch 2. Even if everything shown in the teaser was leaked, it’s so nice to have it all officially out there. Can’t wait for April!
Switch 2 promo render
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Finally got a new indigo DOL-001 GameCube. I got something crazy cooking with this one 👀
An indigo DOL-001 GameCube and matching controller. It is plugged in and on.
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Trust me I get it
The post has been edited to stop at “honk”
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My gaming Year in Review! Steam annoyingly doesn’t list playtimes— just playtime percentages— but I did the math and I played 286hrs on PC, resulting in 895hrs played on modern platforms this year!
Xbox Year in Review 2024. Total Playtime was 216h. My top three games were Elden Ring, Halo Infinite, and Halo: MCCSteam Replay 2024. 26 games played (16 new), 84 achievements, and 129 sessions. My most played games and the percentage of playtime were Spider-Man: Miles Morales (28%), Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe (14%), Hades (13%), Bad North (13%), and Baldur’s Gate 3 (7%)PlayStation 2024 Wrap-Up. 29 games played, 308 trophies, 355 hours played, 96 multiplayer hours. Top game was Helldivers IINintendo 2024 Year in Review. 21 games played and 60hrs played on Switch this year
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I’m not opening the thread bc this without context is killing me
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This “one size fits all” ski mask is SKINTIGHT
As the tweet stated, I’m wearing a ski mask that is extremely tight. You c a see every countour of my nose, jaw, and lips. It also makes my cheekbones look insanely good.im also wearing a black jacket, pink ski goggles, and am giving a thumbs up. A cobalt weddding ring is seen on my hand in the corner of the picture
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
There’s been a loose turkey running around my town for the past couple of weeks and it A) hasn’t been caught or hit yet and B) loves to stand in the road. It caused a three-car collision today
Facebook post from my local FB group featuring a picture of the turkey in the street. The caption says “this guy caused a ruckus on his intersection. 3 car collision. Hold it down, brother 🫡 💪”Image of the three-car collision
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
You know, I’ve gotta respect the directness
A BlueSky notifications tab featuring a new follower with the username @watchmyporn.bsky.social
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
They weren’t even generating something that was impossible to find images of. What are we doing here
This and the other images are the Google result for “skeleton on bench.” There’s so many images
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
yeah lemme get a uhhhh croiggant
A bakery window with croissants. The label is in bad cursive and looks like it says croiggant
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I’m apparently much nicer here than on Twitter
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
A goose lurching towards the camera. A human eye with makeup and a heavily arched eyebrow is superimposed on the eye facing the camera.
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
WELCOME
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Geese standing and facing each other. The emoji of a handshake has been added between them to make it look as tho the geese are shaking hands
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Have you never heard of Kirby?
Nintendo and HAL’s Kirby
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Finally— BlueSky is usable now
A list of muted words and tags. The list consists of the following: hellsite, elder, skeet, the other app, the other site, X, twatter, Twitter
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
GORGEOUS controller. Only one I’ve got to compare is a custom one I designed after my wedding— purple for my suit and the bridesmaids dresses, white for the wedding dress, and the backplate is grey for the groomsmen’s suits.
The described Xbox controller on a brown dinner table A wedding photo. In the back are four people— from left to right, two bridesmaids and two groomsmen. In the front on a bench, from left to right, sit two groomsmen, myself, my wife, and two bridesmaids. The groomsmen are in light grey suits. The bridesmaids are in purple dresses. I’m in a similarly purple suit. My wife is in a flowing white dress. Everyone’s faces are censored.
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Adding this to my iMessage Stickers
Cutoff of aforementioned gay yoda smoking a blunt
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I got put on two hate lists by random people. We’re so back.
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
AITA
A text exchange with @memetazaa. My text says “I’m not getting on a tandem sex swing with you.” His reply says “youre so fucking fake.”
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This was my avatar I made when Pikmin 3 DX was announced!
A photoshopped image of a goose that adds a white Pikmin stem with a purple bud
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
A black, white, and grey goose looking utterly SHOCKED and dismayed
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
scene from Charlie the Unicorn in which Charlie states “Ahh, that took my freakin kidney”
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I forgot they sent you a new card when you move and I thought “did I seriously just get drafted”
A letter from the Selective Service System. The name and address have been blurred
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
We all know about See No Evil, who covers his eyes; Hear No Evil, who covers his ears; and Speak No Evil, who covers his mouth… but did you know about Do No Evil, who covers his big fat monkey cock
A golden sculpture of four monkeys in a row. From left to right, they cover their mouth, eyes, ears, and genitals.A wooden sculpture of four monkeys in a row. From left to right, they cover their genitals, eyes, ears, and mouth.A photoshopped row of four monkeys. From left to right, they cover their ears, eyes, mouth, and genitals.A white sculpture of four monkeys in a row. From left to right, they cover their genitals, eyes, ears, and mouth.
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
These two dorks could not be more oblivious and it helps
A black cat with wide yellow eyes and circular pupils. His tongue is fully out.A grey-black tabby sitting proper with the sweetest “kindergartener’s first day at school” expression
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
What exactly does she think I’m capable of
An email preview displaying a message from Kamala Harris. The subject says “Christopher, I need you to harness your power…”
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
No clue if my friends that I’m going on a vacation with this winter will find this bit funny, but I chuckled
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Just got the hottest text a man can get from his wife
A screenshot of the iPhone texting app. Pinned to the top is a message from a contact named “Best Wife Ever” that says “Maybe we play halo in an hour or so?”
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Not sure I like the new Little Caesars slogan
Little Caesars pizza box with the slogan “consume every slice”
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
I caught a dream and got a DreamCast! My console/handheld collection is filling out nicely 😭 Now to actually get games and play these systems 😂
Two images. A DreamCast, and that same DreamCast with the disc tray open, showing Sonic AdventureA panorama of Nintendo systems. SNES, GCN, Wii, Wii U, GB, GBC, two GBAs, three GBA SPs, DS Lite, DSi, Switch, and 3DS XLA panorama showing Sony systems. PS1, PS2 Phat, PS3 Phat, PSP, PS Vita, and PS5 Slim (disc edition)An Xbox Series X, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Steam Deck, and Meta Quest 2
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
I’d only played the PS3 port of Shadow of the Colossus when I posted that. I now have a PS5 and I’m playing the SotC remake and my GOD is it even better. This is the prettiest game I’ve ever played. I feel like I’m playing a cutscene
Image from Shadow of the Colossus (remake) photo mode. Wander is riding Agro in a field near the main temple as an eagle swoops by.
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
There’s a storm passing through OKC with the potential for tornados, so I’m keeping up-to-date with the only outlet I trust (the Forecast Channel on the Nintendo Wii)
Menu page for the Wii Forecast ChannelForecast Channel World MapForecast for current time, showing storms and winds at 19mh
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
On a tangential note, I wrote this reply on Twitter today while thinking about how you’re literally the only one of my trans friends who, to my knowledge, never tested out “Kai” as a name
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
What are four games that feel special or unique for you? To me, these four titles— Outer Wilds, Shadow of the Colossus, Breath of the Wild, and Halo: Reach— are all such emotionally evocative experiences. They’ve all touched my heart and I’m so glad that art like these exists
The key art for Outer WildsThe key art for Shadow of the ColossusThe key art for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the WildThe key art for Halo: Reach
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
I feel like a revolutionary soldier after the war, stuck with loads of worthless Continental banknotes
Five unused BlueSky invite codes
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
I got a PS3! I already had some PS1/PS2 games and now I have some PS3 games as well. What else should I add to my library?
My new PS3, completely disassembledPS1 Games: Beyblade, Chess, and Final Fantasy TacticsPS2 Games: Destroy All Humans, Enter the Mateix, Final Fantasy X, various Naruto games, and Spider-ManPS3 games: Dishonored, Heavy Rain, Ico/Shadow of the Colossus, The Last of Us, Remember Me, and Uncharted
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
And now I can confirm how fun it is in four-player I literally bought Game Boy Advances and GBA Link Cables specifically to host a full Four Swords Adventures party and it was worth every single cent
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
I’m not even kidding: Netflix on Xbox 360 still works. Why do they still support it? Like, it’s cool, and I’m grateful, but WOW
My Netflix app telling me I was logged into my Xbox 360The Netflix Home Screen. You can see my Xbox 360 and Wiii the bottom leftSimilar image as before, but now showing my Continue Watching list
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
I mean, if you INSIST
A stop sign. Immediately under it is a sign that says “3-way”
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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Right back atcha 😎
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