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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼

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Word nerd, grammar aficionado, Oxford comma fan. Foul-mouthed Gen-X snarkologist. Devout atheist. All views and spews my own. She/her/Beth/bitch #BayArea #BLM #LGBTQ #FTTB #49ers #BayFC #Valkyries #Dodgers #Lakers 🐈🌺🌮🍸🌊🥂🇺🇦🇦🇷 🚫DMs

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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 4h
The perfect ending for little Skye ❤️
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 4h
Bookmarked and sharing. I need to know who is behind the “paid for by a better California” lies disguised as ads airing every 15 minutes here. This is a super helpful resource for all the crap we’re all being inundated with in the final midterm stretch.
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 7h
5 rebounds and we can’t score?! Let’s goooooo #Valkyries! 💜🏀💜
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 11h
This week’s ‘Noel’s Notes’ is out now, link to subscribe: noelcasler.substack.com/p/wasted-yea...
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 13h
A good end to the week for Bruno. He didn’t know it at the time but that car hitting him is probably the best thing that ever happened to him 🙏
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 10h
Sunday school with Professor Eddie. Black people don’t hang themselves. #KeepItWoke
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 22h
Today I learned of a documentary on Hulu called Scamanda and it’s about a “Christian” woman who scammed her church out of loads of dough but the kicker is that it’s based on San Jose! No clue how I missed this story when it unfolded.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Newest Super Group,,, FLAVOR DAVES,!! #DaveMatthews #DaveGrohl #FooFighters
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
614 days after taking office, Mr. “Day One” is still blaming Biden.
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sitting in the chair, getting mah hair did. 💇🏼‍♀️
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#UFW
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Sarah E. Minnis, PhD 🏔️ @saraheminnisphd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Morello’s ‘Power to the People’ festival takes over Merriweather Post Pavilion in Columbia, Maryland, on Saturday, October 3, with a free YouTube livestream beginning at 1 p.m. ET through MS NOW.
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Leslie Potter 🦋🫘🇺🇸🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇳🇴🇺🇦 @mudlady64.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#cornell57
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Heather Thomas @heatherthomasaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
democracydocket.com
The Postal Service is slowing delivery. Will your mail ballot be affected?
Democracy Docket mapped the affected zip codes.
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All the announcers and sports writers talking about Tip Hayes age need to get her name out their mouth.
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This game. 🫪🫣 #Valkyries 💜🏀💜
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s do or die, #Valkyries! No way can the #1 and #2 seeds get defeated in the first round of playoffs. Let’s GOOOOO! 💜🏀💜
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🦌 The Deer Whisperer 🦌 @thedeerwhisperer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Video of the T-36As new calf swimming near Port Susan, Washington🐳 📹John C. Storbeck
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Greg Buster @gregbuster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I admit I’ve gotten the homie hookup a few times from other gay people. It’s like the old AAA tagline “It pays to be a member” 😄
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Check me and my bomb-ass bell bottoms out!
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ladies beware: Apartheid Clyde is back on the market. 😬🥴
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The Green Witch 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 💙 🐈 🐕 🌼 @guineys-mom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This law is a travesty for women. It holds women to a higher standard than men. She is not allowed to drink, but he is. It puts the blame on the woman when it is the man who is forcibly raping her. Remove tha man & rape doesn't occur. There is only one cause of rape & that is the perpetrator.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What riles me about AI use is that outside of a narrow range of use cases, its functionality remains quite bad! Companies using AI have made my life worse in so many measurable ways!
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Eddie Smith @eddsmitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️™️ 🧵 Nov. 11, 1909, Cairo, Illinois was the site of one of the most violent lynchings in American history. A mob not only lynched William James—a White man was lynched as well. Yep. A double lynching. Pull up a seat🪑.(cont) #ProudBlue #ResistanceRoots #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/10/2026
Good
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lionesses keep the male lions in check out in the wild. I’d love to see women doing similar things here in society.
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Drugs are bad y’all.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best line about Eric Schmitt-head today: "He pulled a grenade and threw the pin."
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CosmicHomicide @cosmichomicide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love the way that Larry Ellison is bankrolling his failson while going all in on AI. $60B here, $60B there... eventually it adds up to real money. Even for the paper Caesars of Silicon Valley.
forbes.com
Larry Ellison’s $100 Billion Fall From 2nd Richest
Oracle’s shares have plunged nearly 40% since Ellison ranked just below Elon Musk.
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Hayduke @hayduk3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw posted elsewhere: No one goes to the cops to report that they had consensual sex and took illegal drugs. No one.
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a great story!
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not to diminish Leah’s message here but dude, make your bed before doing a podcast!
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 🧵has spoken to my inner 8-year old. 🤭
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👇🏼👇🏼
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a golden retriever.. 😅
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
Xavier Becerra put the Steve Hilton contradiction right on the debate stage: enforce Trump’s federal immigration laws, but ignore California’s own protections? Then he dropped the hammer: “You seem to welcome immigrants who look like you, but deport immigrants who look like me.”
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MAGA says they only want judges born in the US. Fine. Start with Trump’s BFF, Aileen Cannon, who was born in Cali, Colombia. Let’s see how long that rule lasts.
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🔥 🔥
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Eddie Smith @eddsmitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Republicans distancing themselves from Trump ahead of the midterms is the same as an asshole trying to suck a fart back in. 🍑💨 It can't be done. The stench of Trump lingers—literally. *sips*🔥☕️ #ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
usatoday.com
Have Republicans finally reached a tipping point on Trump? | Opinion
Trump-endorsed candidates are scrubbing him from websites and breaking with him on Iran. His grip on the GOP is slipping, but it's not gone yet.
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As an employee of a CA county working on our elections, I can assure you the state’s are very secure and fair. Fat fuck needs to shut his fucking pie hole.
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Heather Thomas @heatherthomasaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Many states have engaged in wrongful purging and there are just days left until those same states close voter registration. Please stay fierce and keep checking! www.dontgetpurged.org
dontgetpurged.org
Verify Your Name is Still on Your State’s Registered Voter Roll
You have the power to beat voter suppression, glitches and Russian hacking!
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Ro Khanna @rokhanna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I represent a district in Silicon Valley. I know the culture. I’ve been in the rooms. Mr. President, you cannot trust tech billionaires to write the rules to keep us safe or protect our jobs.
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s clearly standing on a box too.
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What’s up with weirdos on the bus who want to borrow your phone? Dude, I’d rather hand you my wallet than hand over my phone. Get bent.
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𝐊 @girlybojon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a strange looking creature.
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Made a friend at school today. 🫪😬
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zoomies.. 😅
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