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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"

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ellie the asexy librarian @theasexylibrarian.bsky.social · 13h

Today is my first day back at work from vacation- I’m glad to be having my routine back but I want more time off too 😫😫

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Yuyu1971 @yuyu197100.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Horryfying ass baby 😱 #addamsfamily #wednesday

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Me. My own companion. Good hearted weirdo. @beckah74.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.” #DoctorWho

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Nico 🍉 🐉🐍back to writing? @dragonico-ao3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Steve Harrington in my cat Steve AU, except he's in top physical shape

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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In the history of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most. SMH. Politicians lie. These politicians lie so often it seems like breathing.

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panda but, like, spooky @meimeimeixie.purplepanda.gay · 02/10/2026

it goes into the wishlist because it doesn't have department approval

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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Morning Kitten #Caturday

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ellie the asexy librarian @theasexylibrarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you can’t double fist an herbal tea and a vodka lemonade in the daybed of your cape cod rental, the when can you?

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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ellie the asexy librarian @theasexylibrarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m currently in Cape Cod with my family. We just got into our rented house and look at this adorable painting on the floor board in my room

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Russia has been banned from International Football for 4.5 years. Israel who are committing Genocide hasn't been banned for 1 second. Ban Israel.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

Photographer: ok. You two hold hands, & you, in the back, hold a gun to that guy’s head. Nice. I’ll add blush in post.

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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

happy bare minimum Friday to all who celebrate

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don't believe them, but also if this is the case, it's pretty easy to just ban it! And I'm all for that, so sounds like we're on the same page

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made

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evee 🤍 @strawberrieve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

are you locked in? no im tucked in

drawing from pinterest of a cat in blanket

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ellie the asexy librarian @theasexylibrarian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My coworker provided me deeply held belief- that it is a truth that should be universally acknowledged that (outside of a true emergency) baby animals in the library is one of the only acceptable reasons to disturb someone on their lunch.

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ellie the asexy librarian @theasexylibrarian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Got my hair trimmed up ☺️ this may be the last haircut I get before I chop it all off again

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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Today is #HobbitDay because Bilbo and Frodo Baggins were both born on September 22nd. Normally we'd shire a hobbit pun or two but it might just feel like a tolkien gesture and we don't want to embarrass our elves. Anyway it's a good day to come and boromir #Tolkien books. 📚

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ellie the asexy librarian @theasexylibrarian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Cancelling non-essential appointments is so nice. I have so many things to get done before my trip, that having one less thing on my plate to do before is such a relief.

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The Sisko @patbits.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

imagine if a ceo went to jail for literally anything lol

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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 21/09/2026

I'm sorry for being slow about everything. I'm sad and tired and alive in the year 2026.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Neal @nskorpen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Seen in south Minneapolis

Photo of a public mailbox with the words “this machine kills fascists” printed on the front

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McReynolds @mcreynolds87.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“hey Steve, you have AMEX?” “yeah, why?” “can i suck your cock for your AMEX? i really want tickets for *insert metal band*” “sure” and that’s how Steve got his dick suck by his best friend for a credit card that isn’t his but his dad’s and went to his first metal concert #steddie

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AMHotFlash @amhotflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Some good news…just in case you didn’t know.🔻

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026

Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.

Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.

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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson

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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"

Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer): You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.

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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I see some younger queers using "stone" for "stone butch" as a modifier where they are very clearly thinking it means "REALLLLLLY butch" instead of "butch who doesn't want to be touched during sex" and I just. I need some little pamphlets to hand out.

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Pastel Moth @yanderewriter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ╮ ( Thinking about nasty ) ( fictional sex scenes ) ( and kicking my little ) ( feet ) ╰ ◟◞ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟ ͜ ◞ ͜ ╯ O ° 〃∩　∧＿∧ ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　　＼/＿＿＿/

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ellie the asexy librarian @theasexylibrarian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Little Eddie sneaking a taste of Uncle Wayne’s beer when he’s not looking #eddiemunson #strangerthings

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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026

Good news: he lost.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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🌶️ Motte! 🌶️🔞 @extra-spicymotte.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

don't hatewatch it. don't pirate it. don't waste your time with it. fuck JKR and her mediocre at best books. it won't kill the sadness in you to dig your claws into this rotten IP

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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.

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Friday Afternoon Tea @fridaytea.com · 03/09/2026

Trans folks are valid, deserve respect and safety, and we care more about our ethics than our profits. Period. #noterfsallowed #fandomtea #synesthesiaart #tea

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ellie the asexy librarian @theasexylibrarian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Realized I bought zero snacks at the store yesterday. But it’s also like 99 degrees outside. This is so rude.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

amazing stuff

"This government hates us and wants us dead," Kathleen Hanna remarked during Bikini
Kill's set. "They don't give a shit about anybody's healthcare. They don't care if we're dying in parking lots of curable illnesses.
They don't give a shit. They don't care if our rights are taken away. They're ripping people off the streets. I'm not gonna tell you all the bad things! But I am gonna say it makes it hard for me in my body sometimes to have a good time. 'Cause it's hard to turn it off. And I was thinking that on the way here. I was like,
'What a gift.' What a gift we have to be able to play for you. What a gift Olivia has given all of us to do this festival.

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/08/2026

No need for any more Tim Curry tributes, Dev has nailed it.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

looking forward to a news cycle about how mamdani disrespected the 25th anniversary of 9/11 because he scratched his nose during the ceremony or something while Trump skips it entirely to go watch a golf tournament in Ireland

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Larisa @thelolrus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Tumblr user dykeselfcest
Aug 26

having a responsive and reasonably well-equipped public library can have you feeling like a child king. buy me that book. now this one. oh they have it two hours away? bring it to me.

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Unfortunately for Trump the name of Lake Ontario is very clearly enshrined in something more sacrosanct than large hunks of the US Constitution and Federal Code: the lyrics of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

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