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Moth

@theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social
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There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 29m
From the back of the theatre some girl says, "No you don't." Everyone hears it, including Dave. The crowd laughs. Dave takes his time, waits a beat, then says "I didn't say I wanted YOUR period." Greatest ad lib ever.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 31m
I saw them live front row center at a 500 seater in the Detroit New Center area. They're doing the Season 1 poker sketch where Dave says that he wants to be a woman. He gets more flustered as the others are not taking him seriously to the point where he yells, "I just want to have a period, okay?"
An autographed ticket stub from a Kids in the Hall show in Detroit from 1992
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 8h
Drake Lindsey x Bobby Hill
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 7h
Imagine uploading your kids photo to the thing they're using to make kiddie porn.
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 10h
30 Rock
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HAM | 30 Rock
YouTube video by 30 Rock Official
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 11h
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30 Rock Ham! Iconic Quote
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
Feels like I’m watching CNN during Desert Storm as a kid
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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hook this to my veins.
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Robert Redford Nodding Yes Meme
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this reveals SO MUCH about legacy media
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I had a vasectomy, they all fake.
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Next week I got the plumber coming over Wednesday, Roofing and siding contractor coming over Thursday, help get the lake house ready for winter over the weekend, work Sunday and then new blinds being put in the Monday after. I’m already tired.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Boneless.
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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TheHDRoom in 4K UHD @thehdroom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
48 Hrs./Another 48 Hrs. 2-Movie Collection 4K UHD + Blu-ray + Digital is part of Amazon's 3 for $33 4K Ultra HD sale. amzn.to/4hCqtAn #ad
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have him do Walking lunges. He’ll either learn his lesson or be far more powerful than we’d ever imagine.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reminder that David Ellison's fortune is entirely contingent on Larry Ellison & Oracle's fate The whole Skydance Project sits on top of a parent balance sheet that the credit market is actively betting against This merger has virtually no chance to actually survive unless AI magically turns around
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope Bo Jackson got some money off this, too
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A jingle listing off all the possible side effects could be something. Depression, rectal bleeding or possibly deaaath 🎶🎶🎶
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
went to the Exclusive Jerk store and everyone knew you
Exclusive Jerk Bar and Grill
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now we both have nightmares.
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Crying Scene
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’ll be 60 and sunny all day today.
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Booooooo
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She’s you
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Tom Hanks Says 'Well' While Typing in You've Got Mail
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026
you’re gonna need to sacrifice more golden retrievers to get away with saying that, pal
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This Capybarra is just exhausted.
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Ev @nerditry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Atlanta, 1996:
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He doesn’t mind if I lay down. Because that just means there’s an opportunity for him to jump on me repeatedly
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[Reparations] @momentoftru.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Care Bears will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goalie goal!
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dune 3: It’s Just a Neck Massager
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@murrman5

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
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Utility Vehicle Jammed in Tunnel
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know McCarthy is hoping to have an excuse to bench him sometime this season.
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
15% incline at 3.0 speed for 15 minutes and 2.5 speed for 19 minutes to finish the workout. Up and at them.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
Wemby is something else, man
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heat. For anything. For everything. No nominations even
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that fork looks like some monster's hand from Where the Wild Things Are
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A show that needed a reunion special after the season was done. How has their life changed since they tried catching a pass over the middle against a waiting Bill Romanowski?
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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Demonic. Dark sided.
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A wizard that has spent who knows how many years flying around in space doesn’t know how to survive a hole in a ship? Come on, now. That’s week one stuff
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
lol, that man was probably fine minding his own gotdamn business.
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Riot Grrrl album cover if I ever seen one.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love this so much
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They probably would get full on the fries and be unable to finish the burger, huh? #builtdifferent
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Jeff McDonald @jmcdonaldsa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a stance that puts him at odds with other notable NBA stars, Victor Wembanyama says he would never lend his name to FanDuel, Polymarket or any other sports betting site. “Honestly, I think it’s very sad to see some players promote it,” he said. www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...
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Would Victor Wembanyama ever endorse FanDuel or Polymarket? Don't bet on it
In a stance that puts him at odds with other NBA stars, the Spurs' Victor Wembanyama says he would never lend his name to a sports betting site
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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Letting data analysts and “fantasy experts” get serious inroads into the football discourse has done irreparable damage.
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