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the weatherman @the-weatherman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jake Johnson as Nick from New Girl
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Sad King Billy @meadowshands.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shut the fuck up
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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the weatherman @the-weatherman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bruhhhhhhh are you fucking kidding me nobody should be trusting this horseshit
a sankey chart showing how votehub gets their forecast, with kalshi being fairly significant
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TRUMP: Trump triumphal arch. Practical Trump military sniper. TIME: No, Mr President. You can’t have a triumphal arch. TRUMP: Good arch good Trump give beautiful Trump deserve builder TIME: Mr President, we simply can’t afford a triumphal arch. It is an unjustifiable expense. TRUMP: jealousy media
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effluvium @warhorsey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite james bond (wrong answers only)
han solo (with boobs) in a booth in Mos Eisley
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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the weatherman @the-weatherman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the character Wayne from Letterkenny with a speech bubble coming out the bottom as if he were the one saying the quoted post
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love this website. I am CACKLING right now.
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol 
i stand with OJ Simpson

Meegan_ [Beegano] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social
Skip trying to literally stand with OJ:
Gif with alt text: Man (marlon wayans ?? yes ??) Rolling around in the dirt of a gravesite and trying to bury himself

Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol 
wait. not even kidding. this is how i found out he's dead.
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Tired Jamie Lynn @jamielynnkitten.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Never Newsom.
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the weatherman @the-weatherman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you won't fool me again, ann selzer!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nathan Fielder making a skeptical face from a trailer for You Can See Everything, a documentary he made about Elizabeth Holmes. oh, also, his face and hair and clothes are colored to make him look like the Joker. you know, the Batman villain? white face, green hair, purple suit. which, if you've seen any of Nathan Fielder's shows, you know he's about Joker's equal as far as evil masterminds go. maybe more than, actually. Joker would just poison you with Smilex. Nathan Fielder would Truman Show your ass and ruin your trust in reality for the rest of your life
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izzy @isobel.top · 19/09/2026
ff14 has some great boss arenas
Mt. Gulg final boss arena, but the giant marble curtains are being stretched open by goatse hands
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the weatherman @the-weatherman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
that guy fucking sucked, who cares
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17/09/2026
This is a Dem saying she proudly voted with Republicans to enact a national ban on trans people in schools and to withdraw federal funding from schools that offer protections for trans students. It's beyond monstrous. You cannot defend that and insist we vote for a candidate like that.
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
chloe
@chlocialism

"i hate cigs" now replace cigs with women. not so funny, is it?
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max largeman, a very good boy @dad.franklinstower.online · 17/09/2026
yeah, i’d block it too
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/08/2024
My brother is in a touring hardcore band and just arrived at his venue for today
[photo of a punk venue with Statler and Waldorf puppets in their own little nook]
TEXT: I cannot mess up any songs tonight
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Nuremburg Time Trials @stalkerfriend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/11/2024
am no a perfect person. a shouldnae done the shite a done
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the weatherman @the-weatherman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As an FYI for football (American) fans, guardian caps don't work. www.med.wisc.edu/news/footbal... med.stanford.edu/news/insight... pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... news.miami.edu/edu/stories/...
med.wisc.edu
Football helmet covers do not reduce concussions for high school players - School of Medicine and Public Health
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the weatherman @the-weatherman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Packers Don't Shoot Yourself In The Foot Repeatedly Challenge (Impossible)
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/09/2026
if i were a liberal I would simply stop monologuing in trans people's mentions about how Ken Paxton wants to drink their blood so they should be thankful Talarico only thinks they shouldn't have rights
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just saw someone celebrating Kirkmas early
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
simply having a wonderful kirkmastime
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
wonderful kirkmastime
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
actually i guess it’s technically more of a red kirkmas or at least last year’s was
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
every kirkmas is a white kirkmas
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
twas the night before kirkmas
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a kirkmas carol
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ernest saves kirkmas
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it’s beginning to look a lot like kirkmas
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a charlie brown kirkmas
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the muppets kirkmas carol
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i’ll be home for kirkmas
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
national lampoon’s kirkmas vacation
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
kirkmas who?
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
billy and mandy save kirkmas
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
have yourself a merry little kirkmas
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
all i want for kirkmas is you
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the nightmare before kirkmas
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
last kirkmas
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
how the grinch stole kirkmas
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
rocking around the kirkmas tree
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
twelve days of kirkmas
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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Absolute Pinnacle @absolutepinnacle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Maybe the real AGI was the fucking enormous red spinning head we rendered along the way
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