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A nightmare inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka! (now with dashes instead of underscores)

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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Upstairs Neighbor goes to the alley to smoke pot 2-3 times a day which is fine (better than doing it in his apt where it leaks down into mine through the heater grate), but he spends the ENTIRE TIME coughing this HORRIBLE HACKING COUGH, and I dunno, dude, maybe it's time to switch to edibles?
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't doubt that Backrooms is scary, but without context, the trailer is hilarious. There's STUFF in this room! It is an UNUSUAL shape! The lighting is POOR!
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Horror movie villains: 60s: psycho killers 70s: ghosts 80s: slashers 90s: slashers (self-aware) 00s: diseases 10s: trauma 20s: hallways
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/09/2026
Pour yourself a cup of ambition. It’s Dolly Parton Day.
bit.ly
It's officially Dolly Parton Day, with parades, pink lights and book drives
Communities worldwide are dedicating Friday to honoring Dolly Parton. The day falls on Sept. 25, a wink at her hit song “9 to 5.”
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ridley Scott’s 2010 Robin Hood is kind of a mess, but it’s impossible to hate à movie where Oscar Isaac plays the King of England.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Social Reckoning (2026)
Jeremy Strong, doing a much better impersonation of Mark Zuckerberg, to the point you can't bear to listen or watch.

"From Aaron Sorkin, writer of the Social Network but not David Fincher. So Don't Get Your Hopes up"

DO YOU REALLY
WANNA SPEND
ANOTHER 2 HOURS
THINKING ABOUT ME?
WE COULDN'T EVEN GET
TRENT REZNOR BACK

The Social Reckoning
Really? that's the title? Woof.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you left out the fifth scenario
President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

Positive 95%
Negative 7%
Net sentiment +88%
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char @charloween.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
You know what day it is!
youtu.be
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This person wrote "lozenges" as "lasanges," so I spent a good 15 seconds horrified at what the hell a "nicotine lasagne" could possibly be.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 18/09/2026
…yeah, okay, that’s pretty much it.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
::dusts off my Zack Snyder is a Fucking Hack banner:: Haven't had to use this in a while, but damn am I glad I had it printed up. You cannot make a movie demonizing "effeminate" male characters and then try to claim you made a gay movie on purpose. Or I guess you can... if you're a fucking hack.
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm just saying, if anyone's gonna make it to the top of the greased lamppost, it's Malala.
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wrote about the four-hour documentary about the world’s most dangerous man. (Gift link) #TIFF26
slate.com
Some People Think Elon Musk Snapped. The Controversial Four-Hour Documentary About Him Suggests Something Else. (Gift Article)
Alex Gibney’s movie has an unfortunate twist.
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD
Sign for artisanal chocolate-dipped frozen bananas with “bananas” and “$10” circled in red
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/09/2026
Since we are here, I want to point out that DreamSpinner did register some copyrights. I don't know how many of their registered copyrights have reverted to them, but I'm guessing they'll get into the six figures from the Anthropic settlement.
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dear Instagram: if you’re gonna show me millennial nostalgia bait Disney World posts, at least show me CORRECT millennial nostalgia bait Disney World posts. You think I don’t know the exact venue where they showed Captain EO?
static.klipy.com
Elrond: I Was There, Gandalf
Alt: Elrond: I Was There, Gandalf
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Kelly Carlin-McCall @kellycarlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If we can come together to do this, we can surely fix our democracy.
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You must, of course, read this in your inner Werner Herzog voice.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I know this is a common belief, but it’s not true. If people went anti-vaxx/MAHA because they were excluded from the medical establishment, we would see sky-high rates among poor people, minorities and the uninsured. We don’t.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 05/09/2026
I did not have Tetris needing to put out anti-fascist statements on my bingo card, but here we are
At Tetris we believe in the power of connection and bringing people together, not dividing them. To our fans everywhere: we love you, we see you, and we're grateful to have you in our community.

P.S. The Tetris Company was not involved in the creation of 'Build the Wall.
P.P.S. We take copyright infringement very seriously.
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Best part of Coyote vs. Acme: the hard-hitting realism
Screenshot of text: In what might be the most plausible line of dialogue in any film about litigation, one member of Coyote’s legal team wonders aloud about who will pay for the photocopying.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 04/09/2026
Product safety is not always like the movies. Here, we have resources.
A realistic coyote sitting in a cave on a gaming chair at a laptop as the sun sets outside. They are wearing reading glasses and looking at SaferProducts.gov. The text reads: In the real world, the coyote checks and reports unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov. A sign next to the coyote says, "Air fryer trash! Started smoking without roadrunner!" There is an air fryer in the corner on fire labeled, "Roadrunner air fryer X.L." In the background, outside the cave, a roadrunner says, "Beep! Beep!" and leaves a big trail of dust. Other text reads: Check for injuries before you buy or sell a product, and report unsafe products to CPSC!
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Rima I Anabtawi @rimaanabtawi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lo and behold, vaccines work!
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You wake up. The Pope is in your kitchen and has cooked you breakfast. You two have a dick-measuring contest, which ends when the Pope threatens to destroy your life's work, shoots both of your mugs, and flies away. You are Halandil Fang. #criticalrole
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i always change one or two small details
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
After 10 months (!!!) almost to the day of the apartment above mine sitting empty, someone has now moved in, so that sound you hear is whatever mental health I have accumulated over the past year swan diving out the window.
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
static.klipy.com
Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) wields Anduril in LotR
ALT: Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) wields Anduril in LotR
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it’s worth remembering, when our turn comes, that the tech giants did the math and determined that they were not bigger than the united states government
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Cover 3 Boston Sports @coverboston.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everyone needs a Payton Tolle in their life 🤗
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How did I, a well-known lizard person who requires external heat to sustain my body temperature, manage to move to the one place in the continental US that's 58 degrees on an afternoon in August.
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I found a Rarity-84 word worth 95 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 856 points · 10 rare words. Only 47 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 1 find no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/9KJZDL
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OUTLIER · Day 103
missing_teacup scored 856 on Day 103. Can you beat them?
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The sheer fucking panic when a client estimates that something is "3-5 hours of work" and you open it and it's easily 15-20 hours' worth. #freelancewoes
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I found a Rarity-61 word worth 87 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 767 points · 10 rare words. 2 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/9MJMT3
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OUTLIER · Day 102
player-8292 scored 767 on Day 102. Can you beat them?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is why Google’s capitulation is so embarrassing. They think they work for his government
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 28/08/2026
Take in the glory of the pre-mobile web design of Recalls.gov. Soon, it will be updated to match current web design standards and practices.
recalls.gov
Recalls.gov
Recalls.gov: official U.S. Government website, including recalls from various Federal Agencies
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.cnn.com/2026/08/25/e...
cnn.com
Empire State Building lights up pink for Dolly Parton | CNN
The Empire State Building lit up pink at 9:25pm to honor the late music legend and philanthropist Dolly Parton with the time being a nod to her hit song “9 to 5.”
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(1/3) With Dolly Parton's passing, I want to put good words on the wind for her. Feel free to quote reply with your own. Dolly became the single largest donor for the Moderna COVID vaccine because of a chance encounter and friendship with a Vanderbilt researcher Dr. Naji Abumrad years earlier. She
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we lost an actual saint
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We have had this conversation so many times. You do not have to platform/debate obscene views that are also false. I wrote during a wave of pressure on progressives to compromise with far-right haters:
I can comprehend, and do, that lots of people don’t believe climate change is real, but is there some great benefit in me listening, again, to those who refuse to listen to the global community of scientists and see the evidence before our eyes? A lot of why the right doesn’t “understand” climate change is that climate change tells us everything is connected, everything we do has far-reaching repercussions, and we’re responsible for the whole, a message at odds with their idealization of a version of freedom that smells a lot like disconnection and irresponsibility. But also climate denial is the result of fossil fuel companies and the politicians they bought spreading propaganda and lies for profit, and I understand that better than the people who believe it. If half of us believe the earth is flat, we do not make peace by settling on it being halfway between round and flat.
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Space Fruit Press @spacefruitpress.com · 23/08/2026
Space Fruit Press: After Dark - here's the spiciest story in our rack - warm up with Trixie Domino's HARDBALL PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS, a m/m romance set among the adult film world. Get it here: mybook.to/c4vPc6
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love the little league World Series. “Time to bring out the big guns, The Iceman’s on deck” and Iceman is 85lbs and excels at social studies
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The Deep Magic @the-deep-magic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Little League Baseball World Series is wild because one kid will be 4'8" and 75 pound soaking wet, and the next kid will be 6'1" with a full mustache. Both are the same age, and both play baseball equally well.
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Hilarie Ashton @hilarieashton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Anna Paquin is a real one
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