Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 9hA Win for Equality! In This House, The Wife Doesn't Read the Instructions! 000 0
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 10h10:30am is too early to build Ikea furniture, but here we are. 000 0
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 10hsomething something faith hill "breathe" joke 010 1
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 11hI'm still genuinely confused by the hate. "iT's NoT cAsTlEvAnIa" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THEY KEEP SAYING IT. 000 0
Reposted by Shammy GattLuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 18/10/2026Billboard modern rock charts the last time this happened: 3918333 183
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 18/10/2026It's my alarm song for when I'm waking up earlier than 7am. 010 1
Reposted by Shammy GattSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 18/10/2026We’re all trying to find the guy who baked this 1182 18
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 17/10/2026Found in Mom's attic, probably of interest to @cujorulesdtown9.bsky.social. 010 1
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 17/10/2026"But it's based on actual people!" I hear you say. I'm sure there's a Gord in Gander. He just needed to walk by and have someone say "Hey Gord." That's all. 000 0
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 17/10/2026After seeing it for the fourth time in two months, I have one gripe about Come From Away: for true Canadian authenticity, they needed a guy named Gord. 100 1
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 16/10/2026Absorb that chlorine smell into your skin for all eternity. 030 3
Reposted by Shammy Gatterin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 16/10/2026i saw some convert chud upset about joan of arc being made a boss in belmont's curse and someone replied "buddy i have some news about how they treat the entirety of the catholic church" kjdfhgkjhdfg 0208 20
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 16/10/2026Hit my first "where the hell am I supposed to go from here" in Belmont's Curse, finally figured it out. The clues *actually* help! 010 1
Reposted by Shammy GattMatt the Dad, fired lawyer (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 16/10/2026Fourth of July fences: 182 8
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 16/10/2026'EE SPLIT ROBIN'S ARROW IN TWAIN! youtu.be/x7jRQpo8rmY?...youtu.beRobin Hood Men In Tights - Split in TwainYouTube video by Top Clips 000 0
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 15/10/2026"ehhhh it's not a true Castlevania if it doesn't do this or that" I FOUND CHICKEN IN A WALL, IT'S A CASTLEVANIA 020 2
Reposted by Shammy GattPauloma @cecilos.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Happy Castlevania: Belmont's Curse release day! 17830 78
Reposted by Shammy GattRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Republicans Don’t Know Ball Update: A hockey blogger asked the two Michigan Senate candidates for statements on the Red Wings. Rogers: blah blah Michigan loves the Red Wings El-Sayed: angry rant about how the cheap owners MUST pay Detroit’s young star defenseman octopusthrower.com/what-each-mi... 1054144762 4.1K
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 15/10/2026I've learned the hard way: Tajin does *not* work. Chili crisp, however, works wonderfully. 000 0
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 14/10/2026It's good to know at 45 years old, I can still learn things. Like today, I learned that a PB&J does not go well with a glass of apple cider. 010 1
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 14/10/2026You poor, unfortunate soul.static.klipy.comEvil Ursula from The Little MermaidALT: Evil Ursula from The Little Mermaid 010 1
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 13/10/2026We're gonna GO TO THE GYM. We will ATTEMPT to do SOMETHING BESIDES A TREADMILL. We are NOT going to CRASH OUT AND HIDE IN THE LOCKER ROOM FOR 30 MINUTES. 010 1
Reposted by Shammy GattShannon SKELLery Hubbell @brundlefly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comMona Lisa Vito in My Cousin VinnyAlt: Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny 110917 109
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 12/10/2026Video game developer. Boy oh boy am I glad dreams don't come true. 000 0
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 12/10/2026He came after the message board that survived the death of message boards, there's unknowable power in that PHP. 120 2
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 12/10/2026"I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway." 151 5
Reposted by Shammy GattNick Reineke @rockleesmiletv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Truth is there's 4 kinds of games: -An army is approaching in the right lane and +1 gun gates in the left lane. -The king is about to be crushed by gravel. -Pull the pins to cover a panther in lava and escape with the gold. -A woman and her daughter are dying in the snow. Gaming is back. 😎 1153 15
Reposted by Shammy GattBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better 440880 408
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 11/10/2026Didn't check my mail for 3 days, so many god-damned political mailers. (Yes, even the QT mailer.) NINETEEN TOTAL. 010 1
Reposted by Shammy GattRob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Turns out these guys are real 69153434211 15.3K
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 11/10/2026College football is absolutely broken this year and it's amazing. 021 2
Reposted by Shammy GattTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 11/10/2026AS CALLED BY ENRIQUE VASQUEZ Y ALEX PARRA EN RADIO LOS SOONERS 12439107 439
Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 11/10/2026did the bride's son call the cops on her sister's boyfriend? you betcha 000 0
Reposted by Shammy GattSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 10/10/2026STOP 👏🏼 LEAVING 👏🏼 POLITICAL 👏🏼 REPLIES 👏🏼 ON 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 NON-POLITICAL 👏🏼 JOKES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 STRANGERS 👏🏼 7860123 860
