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Shammy Gatt

@thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com
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Sidekick Emetrius. Toledo, OH.

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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 19/10/2026
The Spirit Halloween logo, except it reads "Porkchop Sandwiches".
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 17/10/2026
I did not plan this.
A picture of the back of a car with multiple Ikea boxes.A picture of a radio, the screen reads "Johnathan Coulton - Ikea"
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 17/10/2026
Found in Mom's attic, probably of interest to @cujorulesdtown9.bsky.social.
A plaque with a large picture of Joe Montana. There are two cards aside the picture.A collectible card of Joe Montana.A collectible card of Joe Montana.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 15/10/2026
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 11/10/2026
I knew I still had it on this phone.
A ringtone selection screen. Underneath under a Custom header are listed "Everybody, Everybody", "Funky Fanfare", "Hangouts Call" and "sad fox theme".
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 11/10/2026
Didn't check my mail for 3 days, so many god-damned political mailers. (Yes, even the QT mailer.) NINETEEN TOTAL.
A handful of political mailers.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 10/10/2026
chat is this good
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 09/10/2026
SEEN IT
The 7th Guest "Soup" scene: a red head emerges from a cauldron on a stove, scaring an older woman.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 08/10/2026
Not my daughter absolutely breaking my heart (complimentary) this morning.
A screenshot of an Instagram post. The picture is two people walking away from the camera. The caption says "besides missing my parents a lot, apartment life isn't half bad". Underneath is the comment "how dare you" and the reply "HOW DARE I???"
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 06/10/2026
I promised I wasn't gonna 3d print a bunch of dumb shit. Ah well.
A 3d print of a white ghost with an absolute dump truck throwing it back.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 04/10/2026
I don't remember signing an NIL deal.
A packaged dessert labelled "Fat & Weird Stuffed Cookie Dough".
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 04/10/2026
"Now presenting They Might Be Giants!"
A sign at a flea market that reads "Priced to Sell. Car air fresheners, skulls, odds and ends."
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
every fucking one of these, I don't care what campaign
A political fundraising text message, being blocked and reported for spam
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 01/10/2026
Someone posted a newspaper clipping from Toledo circa 1974, where not one, but TWO theaters were showing A Touch of Satan. (And oh hey, there's Joe Don Baker!) #mst3k
A newspaper clipping of various movie theater showtimes.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 30/09/2026
Confident I raised my kid right.
A text conversation:

got stopped by a person seated near my host stand telling me i made his day because i was singing along to a stevie nicks song

apparently i need to just sing while im here all the time because this is the 3rd time ive been stopped by someone just to say i made their day because i was singing

Probably "Edge of Seventeen"?

100%

It's a banger!
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 26/09/2026
unc is chopped am I doing this right
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 16/09/2026
Yep there we go.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 15/09/2026
Bart Harley Jarvis has signed on to the Ed Sheeran tour.
A baby with a red bandana and leather vest.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 15/09/2026
shot out to hot action cop for being nonbinary inclusive in 2003
Screenshot of some lyrics:

She go, she go, she go, she goin' down on it
We go, we go, we go, we goin' down on it
They go, they go, they go, they goin' down on it
He go, he go, he go, he goin' down on it
Who go, who go, who go, who goin' down on it?
You go, you go, you go, you goin' down on it
They go, they go, they go, they goin' down on it
Eastside, Westside, waz yo' best side
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 15/09/2026
Of course, the day I listen to @harvilla.bsky.social talk about Hot Action Cop, it shows up in my playlist. He's right, they are NOT subtle.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 15/09/2026
Oh my god, it's infected people from work who don't even know the joke. @wellthats.bsky.social
A screenshot of a Microsoft Teams chat. Someone has posted a picture of a restaurant with a sign that reads "I (heart) Empanadas". I've responded "You know what they say: there's always room for empanadas."
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 14/09/2026
bought a pair of prescription aviator sunglasses on a whim and oh no they actually look kinda good
A bearded guy in a pair of aviator sunglasses. It shouldn't work, but it does.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 12/09/2026
Night Vale coded.
A painting of an old-style Arby's sign. It reads "Arby's Roast Beed Sandwich Is Now Sentient".
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 11/09/2026
you wanna see a picture of me as an awkward fuckin' preteen on the WTC observation deck?
One adult and two teens on the WTC observation deck.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 10/09/2026
Sad news: when the kid moved out, she took the 3d printer with her. I didn't use it that much (leveling was always a pain in the ass), but it was nice to have. Happy news: UPGRADE TIME.
A picture of an enclosed 3d printer.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 09/09/2026
Let's do this thing. #mst3k
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 09/09/2026
Me, post building a new TV stand.
A screenshot from Clerks: The Animated Series. A man sits behind a desk that is leaning badly. Three drawers face outward and on their side. Two extra pieces sit on the floor.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 08/09/2026
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 07/09/2026
I've never had a YouTube thumbnail stop me dead in my tracks like this.
A YouTube screenshot. It's a silver Mickey Mouse on a pink backdrop. It's captioned "Disney Eurobeat - You've Got a Friend in Me"
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 06/09/2026
Oh no, we found the arch nemesis of the Little Red Truck Hauling a Christmas Tree!
A wooden sign shaped and painted to resemble a little gray truck hauling 5 pumpkins.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 05/09/2026
🎵 OUR GOOOOOD IS AN AWESOME GOD, HE REEEEIGNS FROM HEAV'N ABOVE 🎵
A game day poster from Western Kentucky University. It shows a mountain scene from Nevada, with the Big Red mascot floating in the sky like a benevolent spirit.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 04/09/2026
Also, I do give it a little nod in my Helldivers II loadout:
A screenshot from Helldivers II. In the corner is the name of my super destroyer, "SES Executor of Audacity".
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 04/09/2026
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 03/09/2026
Now this driver? 10 outta 10.
A green Kia Sportage with an Ohio license plate that reads "EBONY D P"
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 30/08/2026
All hail the Queen, long shall she reign.
A brown, long haired cat sits on a coffee table.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 30/08/2026
And there Vincent goes, off to live with my daughter. 😢
An orange and white cat in a crate.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 29/08/2026
The Ypsi water tower says "hello".
A brick water tower that definitely isn't a penis.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 25/08/2026
*laughs in chaos*
A playlist:

"Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)" by Pet Shop Boys
"La Bamba" by Los Lobos
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana
"Kiss Me" by Sixpence None the Richer
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 25/08/2026
When I started traveling for work, my daughter bought me a little Kapp'n plushie, and 4 years later, he still travels with me.
A stuffed Kapp'n from Animal Crossing (a turtle wearing a Hawaiian shirt) sits in front of a domed building on the campus of Union College.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 24/08/2026
Look, I'm literally a bag man, moving dough. (Transporting bread to my daughter's Jimmy John's.)
A plastic bag full of loaves of bread.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 22/08/2026
Cleaning up the download folder on my phone, and had a good laugh at ol' Jinks. "What do you know about THIS."
Detective Jinks, a man in a white button up shirt, coat, and a black hat throwing up the horns.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 22/08/2026
He's going with my daughter when she moves out next week. I'm gonna miss the dipshit cuddle bug.
An orange and white cat.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 20/08/2026
Dead posting on Bluesky so I can blow it up on Insta.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 14/08/2026
I got a chance to screw around in one of the simulators at North Dakota once!
The inside of an airplane simulator cockpit. The terrain is decidedly upside down.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 09/08/2026
it just keeps happening
A "Now That's What I Call Music" album cover, but it says "Now That's What I Call Porkchop Sandwiches".
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 07/08/2026
sports app
Multiple skeets exclaiming the name Haynes King (or Kang, if you want that specific accent).
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 07/08/2026
Learning that the high school friends I've reconnected with on discord are still cool as hell. (Cc @lizstar.bsky.social)
A screenshot of a discord chat that says "dude there's two different animated emotes of Bongo here" followed by pixel art of a red and yellow guy dancing.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 04/08/2026
Finally getting around to showing my daughter this stone cold banger. (Also, how have I never put together that, because of the camera cuts in the host segments, Cambot is MIA?)
A picture of a TV showing Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie.
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 03/08/2026
God damnit, Google. I just wanted to hear the goofy song from season 2 of Project Runway.
A Google search "Don't let Emmett on the serger" and the AI overview "Message received. Emmett is officially banned from operating the high-speed multi-thread overlock machine".
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 03/08/2026
I sometimes wonder if the people born around mountains even see them anymore.
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