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@thatoneguy64.bsky.social
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC was one of the greatest high-flyers of all time, one of the greatest technicians I've ever seen, an unbelievable athlete, and someone who could wrestle as tough and gritty as anyone. Could talk, had great presence. He made you want to believe. He was a special talent.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what the fuck man i just saw PAC wrestle *last night*. this news is surreal
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lmao
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the best part of Onimusha 3 is when you switch to playing Jean Reno and his finisher is just mag dumping into downed enemies
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
so did they just forget about duskbloods or
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if you try to make a good video game at sony they kill you
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HYPERFIXT @hyperfixt.neocities.org · 10/09/2026
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
seriously how do you cancel Physint knowing your competition is waiting in the wings to benefit
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Zenigata interrogating Lupin: "OK, THEN. WHERE ARE JIGEN AND GOEMON - THE NUTS TO YOUR DICK?"
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the direct was one of the worst I've ever seen, but then they announced new 2D Metroid and 3D Kirby so actually it was the greatest direct of all time
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this was killing me in the direct. it's like Castle Town is from a different game entirely. what happened here?
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
wow they got DLSS5 running on Switch 2
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
not tied to a major relaunch, no re-release or remaster, no updates to the game in even 2 years. just slopping up the key art for the love of the game
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Onimusha 2 has a dub so unlistenable i had to just stop playing my disc copy and switch to a patched version with the Japanese vo. sheesh
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 15/08/2026
“Hell answers to me, for I am Doom” is a cold ass line but if I had written Avengers: Doomsday I would have used his iconic line “Foot-Foot-Foot Dive, Foot Di-Hidden Missile, Plasma Beam.”
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Literally yes
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
scored a cib copy of the 1990 Sierra/Dynamix adventure game Rise of the Dragon for a major discount because some young employee didn't know what a floppy disc was and marked the game 'box only' #artofthedeal
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
completely taken by Maddie's Secret. looks crazy good. Kate Berlant gives the performance of the year. it's a winner
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ladies and gentlemen...this is Woke No. 5
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
More Mitch Hedberg, reading:

I finished a 1CC of Gradius the other day, and the end credits just read "by Konami". I guess that was the one credit. I don't know what I was expecting. Maybe next time I'll get a 2CC and find out who made the graphics.
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i love when gamefaqs guides randomly editorialize halfway through. like yeah tarkaan Ys II IS quite absorbing
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
have always been skeptical of bump combat, but i've been finally playing through Ys 1 + 2 lately and old me was wrong. there really is something compelling to its simplicity. "what if we made the entire game out of positioning?"
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if your flight is delayed due to weather they should let the passengers vote to #riskit anyway
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🐦🦤🦜 @pissmillionaire.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Andy has been zoomed in gooning in the locker for like five minutes
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
man we really gotta bring back fixed camera angles
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: The Captive Castaways

Mickey, covered in chains, looks down at a tube that rolled over to him, Opium written on the side.

Mickey: Good gosh! Opium!
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VGJunk @vgjunk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Screenshot from Mighty Hits Special, PS1. A weird little cowboy clown thing advises the player to shoot a horse 35 times.
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
first as farce, then as tragedy
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
really taken by The Sheep Detectives. might actually be my favorite of the year
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GuileWinQuote @guilewinquote.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Front Mission 2's window color configuration menu is still the most romantic thing i've ever seen in a video game
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Reecee 🎃 @reecee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the manipulative FOMO upsell strategy is so much grosser to me than if they just had a flat $100 MSRP
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
lmao this is the exact same pitch the NFT game bozos made
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
a metal slug vampire survivors clone.... they'll really do anything but make a new game
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"The odds of being swallowed alive by a whale are not zero" is such a good tagline man
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
when it’s time to cancel Kingdom Hearts
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Majin Vegeta's Menacing Smile
ALT: Majin Vegeta's Menacing Smile
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
very considerate of Sega to make the game Bad so we can all stop worrying about the AI use
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Vyxie Venomous @vyxievenomous.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The guy with the big thumb meme

Panel 1: Hey have you got footage of the new Nintendo Switch Sports game?

Panel 2: guy with the big thumb

Panel 3: Cool thanks Nintendo
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
cannot wait to see how the city in Dragon's Dogma 2 runs on the Switch 2's CPU. or doesn't run, as the case may be
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Dragon's Dogma 2 expansion i can't believe it dude
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
thinking about the evangelion crossover in phantasy star where they tell the eva gang that they're tulpas come to life from a cartoon and asuka isn't having any of that
a phantasy star online 2 screen. shinji ikari and asuka langley are there. asuka says: "Shut up, idiot! He's just gonna say we were embodied from people's strong feelings or something dumb like that. Right?!"misato katsuragi saying "In this world, "Evangelion" is a work of fiction."misato katuragi saying: "But as Asuka says, this is a difficult thing to accept. This idea that we are fictional characters."asuka saying: "Yeah if anyone's the fake people here, it's you!" which is fair enough
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
ok this is now easily the coolest thing announced this week
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brandon @thatoneguy64.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
i don't really give a shit if the estates sign off on it, using dead celebrities' faces to sell your video game is extremely gross
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