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🐦🦤🦜 @pissmillionaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026remember when you could delete messages and close your gmail afterwards without a prompt telling you "actually things haven't been deleted yet please wait an hour" 050
🐦🦤🦜 @pissmillionaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026when the employee says they messed up my order, but they will remake it and i can keep the extra one 171
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🐦🦤🦜 @pissmillionaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This Mox performance is unreal. Understanding exactly what he needs to do in the opening of this show to lift the crowds spirits. 010
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🐦🦤🦜 @pissmillionaire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Newlywed Game questions are like: 1. What is your partner's most ridiculous habit? 2. What's the strangest noise your partner has made? 3. If your partner was dying in hospice, which of their friends would you rail? 031
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🐦🦤🦜 @pissmillionaire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i am asking Andy about his fetishes. let me know what you think he might be into! 110
🐦🦤🦜 @pissmillionaire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026guy who buys Bordwell's Figures Traced in Light with Klarna from the online Wal-Mart marketplace 020
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🐦🦤🦜 @pissmillionaire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Had to trim about 1/3 of my biggest rescue cactus down cause he suddenly got a rot issue (none of the others in the pot have it). That said, I recovered all the limbs he was growing, so there are now 7 additional small cacti ready to rock. The resilience of cacti is pretty cool! 120
🐦🦤🦜 @pissmillionaire.bsky.social · 30/08/2026listen i get hating on these two but that table bump was fucking awesome 010
🐦🦤🦜 @pissmillionaire.bsky.social · 30/08/2026kenny omega doing the MHA shit is even worse than Union Jack Will lmao 010
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🐦🦤🦜 @pissmillionaire.bsky.social · 29/08/2026went to the grocery store and they had a large "food that might poison you" section that was 80% of the store! got some good discounts though. 020
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🐦🦤🦜 @pissmillionaire.bsky.social · 22/08/2026not having much luck on the dating apps. i got asked "7+ inches👀", so i sent this pic. no response. 040
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Reposted by 🐦🦤🦜Adult Human Puppygirl @k-effective.bsky.social · 19/08/2026girl asks how i could have possibly identified the sword on her hip as the legendary demon blade and i dont have the heart to tell her that I could hear the screams Those It Has Claimed while she's been stimming popping it in and out of the sheath for the past 20 minutes 102118713
🐦🦤🦜 @pissmillionaire.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Buying some Cosmic Crisp apples. They better live up to the damn hype. 121
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