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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler)

@thatonebaldguy.bsky.social
167 followers 78 following 259 posts

Caucasian male. 5'7". Last seen in blue jeans and some obscure band t-shirt headed southbound on Noland Rd. on foot.

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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it's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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🦇 Batsy Cline 🦇 @batsyjcline.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 03/03/2026
Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why? If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment. Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.
Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose
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The French History Podcast @fhp.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Kuwait's air defense system, which it buys from US companies, shot down 3 American planes. My tax dollars just shot down my tax dollars.
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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
If the shoe fits...
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
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Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
Conservative organization Turning Point USA will air an alternative Super Bowl that will give victory to the New England Patriots.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Kristi Noem Announces Alternative Puppy Bowl thehardtimes.net/breaking/kri...
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Kristi Noem Announces Alternative Puppy Bowl
WASHINGTON — Inspired by Turning Point’s alternative halftime show, Kristi Noem has announced that she will be airing her own version of The Puppy Bowl to compete with the “Woke” Animal Planet…
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Let's be absolutely clear, here. If you didn't vote for Kamala, their blood is on your hands. Every single person who has died at the hands of trump's gestapo would be alive if she had won. There are no two ways about it. Their death is your fault.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Traveller23 @traveller23.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Brilliant
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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social It good!
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Psychostick @psychostick.com · 10/11/2025
preorder the album: psychostick.com/flesheating
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Psychostick @psychostick.com · 05/11/2025
New Psychostick parody to make you hungry www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEPU...
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Æt - Psychostick (TOOL Ænema Christmas Parody) Music Video
YouTube video by Psychostick
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Dana R. Fisher (aka the Apocalyptic Optimist) @fisherdanar.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
We have entered the time of year where all of the climate reports come up in the lead-up to the climate negotiations. This year, the news is BAD and flying to Brazil to yell at one another may not be the best use of carbon, money, or time... www.theguardian.com/environment/...
theguardian.com
‘Change course now’: humanity has missed 1.5C climate target, says UN head
Exclusive: ‘Devastating consequences’ now inevitable but emissions cuts still vital, says António Guterres in sole interview before Cop30
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Mass civil resistance. Chicago knows how to do it. They're teaching Portland. And beyond. New resistance strategies emerge organically. So be open to new ideas. Be adaptive. Build a whistle brigade. Here's how:
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You need to hear what Chicago is doing to fight back against ICE. And then copy it.
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/10/2025
there’s quite literally no purpose in continuing to pay taxes if they’re going to weaponize them against a majority of people paying them like this
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Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin. When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
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Lili P @pochamoto.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
People need to realize their vote should be a chess move not performance art.
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 10/09/2025
my condolences
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot thehardtimes.net/culture/anti...
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Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot
Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today.
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Who did this?
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
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Dana R. Fisher (aka the Apocalyptic Optimist) @fisherdanar.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
😍😍😍
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 15/07/2025
fantastic foreskins
tweet screenshot:

“Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite
It is one of the most wanted collabs ever
via HYPEX”
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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The only appropriate response from now on is to treat every uniformed officer you don't personally know as a potential threat to your life.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Fun fact: in the 1960s, Civil Rights protestors were given literal classes on nonviolent protest; they didn't all just spontaneously know what to do. So, if you're planning on showing up, this weekend: read this comic. And if you're staying home, signal-boost it/link it around.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Steve Bannon is pushing for President Trump to use the Defense Production Act to seize control of SpaceX.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Weird how there were two separate attempts on trump's life last year, and yet we still don't really know much nor hear much about the assailants. It's almost as if it doesn't matter... like there is nothing to see here. Weird, right?
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read banned books 📚🐾🫘 @moniquelussier.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
You can disguise but you can’t hide.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
That is exactly true.
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WUTF-TV @wutf.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Scandal Erupts as Four White House Couches Accuse J.D. Vance of Sexual Assault Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
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Allan @allan1.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Tampa Bay resister 🇺🇸🇨🇿🇨🇴🏴‍☠️⚡️🐶🎧 @depechemodefan101.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
They won’t ever learn will they
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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
On the bright side... won't have the expense of buying Super Bowl champ merch this year 🤷‍♂️
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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Remember when eggs at Aldi were .69 a dozen (like 9 months ago)? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Remember those stickers chuds were putting on gas pumps with Biden and a caption that said "I did that"? Wonder if there is something similar with trumps ugly mug on it...
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Jen @elphieana.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Truth!
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 25/01/2025
Kudos to the photographer who captured this shot.
A photo of Elon Musk appearing by video link at a neo-Nazi AfD rally, with a flag in front of the screen making it look like he has a Hitler moustache.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/01/2025
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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