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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler)

@thatonebaldguy.bsky.social

167 followers 78 following 260 posts

Caucasian male. 5'7". Last seen in blue jeans and some obscure band t-shirt headed southbound on Noland Rd. on foot.

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Memes cometh before the fall?

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wow, nice picture! You look so menacing.

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I heard he's a real dickhead.

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

And Kentucky would still vote him in again.

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You're assuming he's had solid food in 3 months

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I won't believe it until you photoshop Elaine Chao next to you.

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Just the lead-in to the subscription model. Why get your $80 once when they can charge you $20 a month in perpetuity, or at least until you remember to go through the damn near impossible "cancel subscription" process.

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

He's shitting so many bricks he's created a wall in his pants

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It's the "great pivoting" where they all attempt to white wash the stance they've held for over a decade in order to full the rubes into thinking they are on the right side of an issue á la "the anti-war party".

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Totally missed opportunity "The guy can't play, it's clear as day, and that's all there is to say."

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

And it will always be called Sandstone!

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Yet the idiots will still vote republicans in to keep doing this BS.

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Damn I miss having an imagination.

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Yeah, those aren't mutually exclusive

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Took me a second to realize you weren't saying A.I. Pachino

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Or is it because they've ran out of other things to do around here.

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

No, it got arrested. Didn't you read the headline like the rest of us?

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

In my head I can hear the theme song to jurassic park being played very poorly on a recorder.

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

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Bobby Hill Okay: King of the Hill

ALT: Bobby Hill Okay: King of the Hill

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

MAGAts sent him to Washington to figuratively "drain the swamp". Instead, he literally turned it into a swamp.

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Sounds like a gas station

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I think you have the words "a" and "fucking" in the wrong order

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

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Mac (Rob McElhenney) with wine

ALT: Mac (Rob McElhenney) with wine

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

It's just the start!

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Ninja Calculator would make a fine name for a mathcore band.

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

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Bobby Hill Okay: King of the Hill

ALT: Bobby Hill Okay: King of the Hill

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I hope whoever took the picture bought it. I know I would.

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

What about Private Pyle? He became the mayor of New York!

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Text?

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Sure, Benn, sure.

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

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Alfred Hitchcock's Guillotine 'Work Out'

ALT: Alfred Hitchcock's Guillotine 'Work Out'

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I've been waiting for people to catch up to me for 10 years now.

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

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ALT: Its Always GIF

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

What makes it inherently worse is that you can't hear it, therefore, you don't know you're being exposed to it.

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

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a man wearing a red hat and a white shirt is pointing his finger at the camera .

ALT: a man wearing a red hat and a white shirt is pointing his finger at the camera .

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Is he changing his name to Buff Bagwell now?

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

You're falling apart. Woodshed time!

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

My daughter will be a junior next year, and this gave me all the feels. Damn you, Drew Magary!

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Not yet!

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

These same people probably think RATM was raging against the vending machine.

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Socks with sandals?

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

So tech now appreciates?

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

It's giving maga

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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

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a man with makeup on his face is looking through a door

ALT: a man with makeup on his face is looking through a door

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Oh sweet Dee! Did you get her autograph?

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Hamnet... sounds like an online butcher store.

Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler) @thatonebaldguy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Your... face!

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it's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026