Reposted by Not LukeA secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me" 251993395
Reposted by Not LukeNewsThump @newsthump.com · 11/09/2026Identifying the perfect Republican voter ahead of the midterms... 0225
Reposted by Not LukeOld Hippie On Line Activist 🦋 @teresalynnkocsis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026 22668271196
Not Luke @thatleeburton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This morning, I have successfully used the following line in context: "We've got less choice than a Welsh fish and chip shop." 110
Not Luke @thatleeburton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This is rage bait. It has to be rage bait. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukI quit my £80,000 job to make ice cream - here's howThe co-founder of Little Moons shares her advice for anyone thinking about starting a business of their own. 000
Not Luke @thatleeburton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukTwo charged after sex toys stolen in Nottingham Ann Summers raidAbout £12,000 in stock was taken from the city centre branch, Nottinghamshire Police says. 000
Reposted by Not LukePaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 13/08/2026The wealthiest man in human history—who clearly performed several Nazi salutes on Inauguration Day 2025—is directly responsible for the deaths of up to 14 million people, including 4.5 million children, by 2030. He's not "quirky" or "weird" or "awkward". He's a fucking monster. 10466167
Not Luke @thatleeburton.bsky.social · 02/08/2026without downloading new pics what's it like dating you? 010
Reposted by Not LukeJonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This is the most Nigel Farage thing Nigel Farage has ever done. Stand down in the safest seat Reform holds, then stand again so he can win it back and say: “See? 20,000 people voted for me, so we can all forget about my dodgy billionaire mate.” He is such a fucking drama queen. 601013228
Not Luke @thatleeburton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Jasper Carrott is 81 and has gigs this month. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.uk'I'm probably the UK's oldest working comedian - I love it'James Dawn, 80, started writing scripts aged 18 and is still touring on the comedy circuit. 001
Reposted by Not LukeTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Every single word in this headline is a surprise 461378313
Reposted by Not LukeIANdrew Dice Clay @iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Because life is fucking nuts, someone on twitter has discovered that in 1961 there was a Marvel Comics had a character named Hulk Hogan. I'm done. Next you'll be telling me one of the Joker's Henchmen in Batman was called Lanny Poffo. 2219
Not Luke @thatleeburton.bsky.social · 14/06/2026@onehourwith.bsky.social No email received, I'm not sure where it was sent - my Gmail is the same as my username here 110
Reposted by Not LukeHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 12/06/2026Congratulations to Elon musk who is now rich enough to end world hunger over 165 times and still stay a billionaire but choses not to. 733141028
Reposted by Not Lukerlfan.bsky.social @rlfan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I don't suppose the Daily Fail would want you to re-post this, so please refrain. 212260
Reposted by Not LukeNatasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026This is a great Substack that allows readers to learn about the massive contribution women made to D day/ww2 and to learn some of their names. Recommend giving it a read if you have ten…. 44914
Not Luke @thatleeburton.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Bangers playing in Tesco today: Kenny Thomas - Thinking About Your Love Spice Girls - Wannabe Rufus and Chaka Khan - Ain't Nobody 000
Reposted by Not LukeUKPRES @ukpres1.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Lets join Sooty and Mathew, Today Sweeps family comes to visit for the first time, however they don't release their 10 in the litter.. Then they sang how much is that doggy in the window. 24523
Reposted by Not LukeBryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 30/04/2026The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut. 1316277266010
Not Luke @thatleeburton.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Oh my word. This would be like living on the set of a children's TV show www.lovelle.co.uk/properties-f...lovelle.co.uk1 Bedroom Property for Sale in Market Rasen | LovelleDiscover a beautiful 1 bedroom property for sale in Market Rasen with Lovelle. Experience luxury living with our expert guidance and local knowledge. 020
Not Luke @thatleeburton.bsky.social · 12/04/2026This is a brilliant idea. Also, as QT is pre-recorded, you could put a live programme on after the broadcast to verify or correct statements as they would have had time to have been fact-checked. 010
Not Luke @thatleeburton.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Just completed a game of Freecell in 56 seconds, lads 020
Reposted by Not LukeAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/04/2026Awkward scenes aboard Artemis II as Trump stops ranting and none of the astronauts have anything left to say to him, leading to extended dead air 57384511717
Reposted by Not LukeJackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Thomas gets taken to a black ops site 6573911721
Reposted by Not LukeJonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Here are some Easter eggs from the 1980's with no mention of Easter on the packaging. My personal favourite was the Lion Bar one. Can we all move on from this now please? 2829847
Not Luke @thatleeburton.bsky.social · 19/03/2026There's nothing like pulling a back muscle while loading an old TV into the car to take to the tip, only to drive down there and find that the BLOODY TIP IS CLOSED 000
Reposted by Not LukeRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/03/2026"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins." 6457241301
Not Luke @thatleeburton.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Considering I'd had the account since 2009 (though it's been dormant for at least 18 months) I thought I'd at least feel something when I deactivated my Twitter account just now. Nope. Nothing. 17 years of thoughts, feelings and emotions, gone. And it didn't stir a single reaction. How telling. 030
Reposted by Not LukeThe Puro Pourri Podcast @puropodcast.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Prime Minister's Questions (2005-2007) 04517
Reposted by Not LukeSenator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 03/03/2026Musk, worth $829 billion, owns X. Bezos, worth $234 billion, owns The Washington Post & Twitch. Zuckerberg, worth $231 billion, owns Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp. And now Larry Ellison, worth $202 billion, is about to control CNN, CBS, TikTok & HBO. Yes, this is oligarchy. 10341931408
Reposted by Not LukeMrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026From Russia with Lovehoney 69829
Reposted by Not LukeJulie McDowall @nuclearwar.bsky.social · 05/03/2026It's March 5th, and you know it! 55822
Reposted by Not LukeTroutman @robotrowboat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time. 213925916
Reposted by Not Luke👻 🎃 KittyFantastico (Kit) 🎃 @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social · 27/02/2026If you want to understand my sense of humour...or possibly a whole generation of UK people...then let me introduce you to Red Dwarf. youtu.be/1KE0njnZXyY?...youtu.beRimmer's Gone Wrong | Red Dwarf | BBC StudiosYouTube video by BBC Studios 7174
Reposted by Not LukeNewsThump @newsthump.com · 19/02/2026NEWS! "Prints, Andrew" chuckles Custody Sergeant newsthump.com/2026/02/19/p...newsthump.com“Prints, Andrew” chuckles Custody SergeantThe artist formerly known as Prince Andrew has been arrested and charged with misconduct in a public office. 27028
Reposted by Not LukeJonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Now that's just rubbing salt into the wound isn't it? 26492106
