iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The End of the World According to Jonathan Pie. It's basically a live doom-scrolling session, except it's me on a stage with an interval halfway through. Tickets: JonathanPie.com.

87916

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Treat yourself this Halloween! 🎃 Tickets to see me live in London, available at: jonathanpie.com/londonlive/

14711

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Tickets for my latest tour are available at JonathanPie.com

29024

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

T&Cs: By attending, you agree to leave your optimism at the door, and any loss of sanity during the show is non-refundable. May contain traces of swearing. Brighton - tonight and tomorrow, then Southampton, Plymouth, Portsmouth, and Bournemouth. JonathanPie.com

55910

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

TRUMP TV - 'The Essentials Station'. Also known as: Our Dear Leader Highlight Reel, Mount Rushmore 24/7, The Big Sulk, Toys-on-the-Floor, Ministry of Trump, Propaganda On Demand, Trust Me Bro.

311219

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The tour has begun! JonathanPie.com for tickets.

49213

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A sold out show in Salford tomorrow night, but there are still a few tickets left for Brighton next Wed/Thurs. Available at JonathanPie.com.

2518

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The Tour Starts NEXT WEEK along THE SOUTH COAST! Jonathanpie.com for tickets.

65514

Reposted by Jonathan Pie

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Anxious about the news? Has your daily routine of doom-scrolling socials destroyed your sense of self-worth? Join me for an evening of guided mindfulness… where the only mantra is: “Seriously, what the fuck is happening?” Book your session: JonathanPie.com

310019

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Farage has spent decades raging at the elite, but now he’s auctioning the country off to whoever waves the largest wad in his face and he's calling it a 'level playing field'.

1018356

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

310019

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A US embassy staffer accused of having indecent images of children is flown back to the US before the Met can question him - wrapped in diplomatic protection he doesn’t even hold as a diplomat. Special relationship. Special rules. Justice optional.

27388148

Reposted by Jonathan Pie

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Trillion Dollar Bribe JonathanPie.com youtube.com/watch?v=5Arr...

youtube.com

The Trillion Dollor Bribe

YouTube video by Jonathan Pie

11317145

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Tories’ election campaign boss admitted he cheated by betting on when it would be called. He actually placed bets. On the date he’d been planning the campaign around. I don’t know what’s worse - the lack of ethics, or that the thick cunt thought he wouldn’t get found out.

921138

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you’re saving your money for “better times,” I’ve got bad news: these are the better times. Come and see my show before accepted currency devolves into bottle caps and favours. Tickets: JonathanPie.com

68116

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The Green selection argument: do you want someone with a genuine interest in the area, or someone who arrived five minutes ago with a ring light and a truckload of leaflets? The Green Party is eating itself. Organic, vegan, and locally sourced...

2629

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The world’s ending anyway - may as well watch me shout about it in a theatre. JonathanPie.com

39217

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Reform Witch Hunt Tickets to my Live Tour are available at JonathanPie.com youtu.be/ZLufh8gEj_Q?...

youtu.be

The Reform Witch Hunt

YouTube video by Jonathan Pie

218967

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

First warm-up gig tonight at the Lyceum Theatre in Crewe. Please don't let any massively game-changing political event happen before tonight, I can only do so many rewrites. JonathanPie.com for tickets.

9898

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Oh great, so now not only has poor old Mrs Ashworth lost her arthritis PIP payments and is facing eviction for not being able to pull up a few dandelions... she can't even visit her grandkids in France during an election without forfeiting her vote. What a bunch of cunts.

821128284

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tickets to this year’s Live Tour are available from JonathanPie.com.

25914

Reposted by Jonathan Pie

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Blame Canada! Tickets to my Live Tour are available at JonathanPie.com youtu.be/cowIo-eTpLQ?...

youtu.be

Blame Canada!

YouTube video by Jonathan Pie

8272121

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

What a wonderful future to look forward to.

29448113

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Blame Canada! Tickets to my Live Tour are available at JonathanPie.com youtu.be/cowIo-eTpLQ?...

youtu.be

Blame Canada!

YouTube video by Jonathan Pie

8272121

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Off to a great start with my Work in Progress shows this week and next week, and the tour starting on Sept 2nd. It's going to be a tiring but enjoyable, and perhaps even a cathartic few months. Throat lozenges at the ready. Tickets are available from JonathanPie.com.

2628

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

From my 2018 Back to the Studio tour. Book tickets for this year's tour at JonathanPie.com.

0609

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My 'Work-in-Progress' shows kick off tomorrow night in London at the Arches Lane Theatre. www.archeslanetheatre.com/jonathanpie

15612

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Yes alright, I’m a hypocrite! JonathanPie.com

212525

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Should those who don’t benefit from a university education be made to pay for others? I’ll leave you my thoughts on this. JonathanPie.com

516357

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Modern romance. Tickets to see my Live Tour are available from JonathanPie.com.

18619

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

He bloody loves Clacton when it's election time, doesn't he?

3626941

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Tickets for my latest live tour are available from JonathanPie.com

312019

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Tickets to this year’s live tour are available at JonathanPie.com.

17217

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Keir Starmer: "I did a fantastic job during my time as Prime Minister." 30 minutes later. Andy Burnham: "Keir Starmer was shit and he did next to fuck all." I mean, I'm paraphrasing here, but that was the general gist of it.

1024735

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

512720

Reposted by Jonathan Pie

Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Some predictions from the current episode of Well That Went Well with @jonathanpienews.bsky.social Are these accurate?

2216

Reposted by Jonathan Pie

Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Only just launched our Youtube show and it’s had a cracking start. Cheers for watching / go check it out.

2225

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

He's He's going to turn a chair the wrong way around and sit on it David Brent style isn't he?

1920816

Reposted by Jonathan Pie

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

You can buy tickets for my latest live tour from jonathanpie.com

06611

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

You can buy tickets for my latest live tour from jonathanpie.com

06611

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

My 'End of the World According to Jonathan Pie' Live Tour starts in September. Some venues have sold out, but there's still time to book tickets at JonathanPie.com.

39627

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

We all know this to be true. JonathanPie.com

20541118

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Tickets are available at JonathanPie.com

2505

Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Farage vs The Establishment. Tickets to my live show are available at JonathanPie.com youtu.be/5TeLKNgpty0?...

youtu.be

Farage Vs The Establishment

YouTube video by Jonathan Pie

619670