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seven foot starfish

@tezzzeta.bsky.social
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
your thirties are for getting into the occult and mangling a spell that will cast a shadow over the rest of your life
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If Bertrand Russell were alive today he'd be a trans girl.
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
my workplace voted me most likely to kill myself because the coffee place downstairs closed down
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
leaving the wikipedia page for "sexuality of abraham lincoln" open on my work monitor
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yeah i vibe code (lounge around with my mood lights and music on and write code by hand)
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"If AI could really ____ then why do people still -" normalcy bias. next question
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The proliferation of the valuable is the destruction of value
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Navier-Stokes drama should finally show everyone why AI is bad for mathematicians, just as it is for everyone else: they can do it without you. They want to do it without you. You aren't going to be a part of the future they want.
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
slayyyter if she was a robot: CLANK IT!!! 🤖
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if an LLM could speak, we could not understand it
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"What's that French phrase for an inarticulable quality?" "Je ne sais quoi." "Well come on, try"
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
is a midlife crisis not just a rational response to realizing you’ve fed yourself to an evil machine or am i just having a midlife crisis
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Patiently waiting for the hard problem of consciousness to get fully sucked into the culture war. Somehow Joe Schmid's conversion feels like a step in that direction.
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
sitting inside fully clothed with no fan or AC just to prove to God that I'm not afraid of Hell
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
in an all hands meeting asking each coworker individually if they would still love me if i was a worm
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I remain hopeful that Bernie Sanders can win the 2016 democratic presidential primary
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Reality Awaits + Alien Metal…….. its a good year for all the lizard strokers out there
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/07/2026
I just call them pants
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elizabeth holmes (gaylors version) @m333sh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
goodbye amsterdam
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
he really hit fantano w the secret sauce progression 😱
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i regret to inform you that the fantano diss track is a bop
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
will take any excuse to post my favorite LeBron thing ever
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The first sentence of a section of the wikipedia page for "Boy or Girl Paradox", titled "Bayesian Analysis"; the sentence reads, "Following classical probability arguments, we consider a large urn containing two children."
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
drunk watching the world cup final and reacting with the lets fucking goo emoji to all my besties airbuds this is the life i was meant to live
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you're not outraged, you should be
A horse running through a river, looking how men should look
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A Wikipedia embed of the paining *Hell* by Hieronymous Bosch, accompanied by a caption reading, "Hell.  Note the complete absence of snowballs."
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
*points at you reproachfully* jacuzzi!
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 12/06/2026
they are running weird experiments on me in the group chat
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
pretty sure i just swallowed a fly
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'm gonna be fucking thirty
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
not very rood of him
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
feeling so disheartened about my career. like holy shit i could not have picked a worse industry to invest my whole life into.
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
evil ongo goblogian be like “integral”
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
ok FINE, I’ll watch Interstella 5555 again
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
waking up after the melatonin i got from walmart sends me to the underworld for 11 hours
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
how i react when someone comes up and says some random thing to me vs how i think other people will react if i come up and say some random thing to them
a yellow happy face smiling widelya red angry face shaking his fist
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
coffee shop i've been going to just plays basically the exact same acoustic guitar chord progression all day long with different tempos and rhythms. not really sure where they even found all these
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
white people be like "white people be like 'white people be like' but they the white people that be like" but they the white people that be like "white people be like"
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
i love nicknames !!!
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
AI has gotten to the rather terrifying point where it's probably already convinced your boss that it can do your job as well as you, but in actual fact it does your job a third as well as you. But now your boss expects you to to do the same job of the same quality 5 times faster.
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
my company has hired more engineers which means the project that sucked up 100% of my time now has other caretakers and isn't my baby anymore 😔
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The internet has gotten way, way stupider in the past year.
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Keith Frankish @keithfrankish.com · 10/03/2026
In the future, everyone will be precision bombed for 15 minutes.
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I've started increasing the default font size in some applications, God help me
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
one thing i really love is people's handwriting. It's so expressive and personal but it's also so effortless, like a person can't help but put a piece of their soul in it
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
been having some intense and personally affecting dreams
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
i got this video stuck in my head youtu.be/PCY0aeUx-Ns?...
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Kermit the Frog - Talking Heads "Once in a Lifetime"
YouTube video by Laser Time
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