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noor 🦈

@nocturnalnoor.bsky.social
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bringer of mischief and mayhem

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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 9h
wore a pink shirt with light blue jeans today……gender reveal outfit
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
walt jr :-((((((((
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have gradually started to feel like this pic before, during, and after work
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alicia 🍳 @acorviart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the gossip girl meme that normally says "go piss girl" but now has been further corrupted by me to say "go sleep girl"
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
texting my cousin (who’s like a younger sister to me) feels like texting an uninterested dude, like girl if u don’t answer me back 😠 LMAO
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
I'm Sat
ALT: I'm Sat
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
working at an office means that the phone is always ringing…even when you’re at home
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 01/09/2026
elizabeth holmes could be helena eagan but helena eagan could never be elizabeth holmes
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me, making a mistake 2 years into my job: “sorry I’m new”
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
slayyyter if she was a robot: CLANK IT!!! 🤖
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 04/09/2025
hey y’all, elizabeth holmes here! due to a packaging error, we can’t sell 3,000 theranos edison blood testing machines to walgreens so i’m giving them away to my loyal fans. if you’re seeing this ad you can get a free theranos edison machine but just a heads up there are a few rules: first you must-
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
made 7 phone calls today #pooped
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shan🎷🐛 @shanhoran.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
stairs to the attic
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@Agos226 • 1y ago (edited)
My dad walked in on me playing kingdom hearts as a kid and I told him I was killing a boss and he said "I wish I could kill my boss" and left
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
'Just Us' by Hannah Cole
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
how it feels to chew 5 Gum
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sergey Kuznetsov, Sunset
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
pulled something in my lower back dancing to KATSEYE’s Hootie Frutti #grandpa #lemmetakemybutttobed #yeooowch #help #ouchie
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nichijou frames @nichijouframes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A random Nichijou frame from EP7.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
welcome to online. today you'll be getting schooled in stuff you learned in a 6th grade by a guy learning it for the first time as he transcribes wikipedia
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
and it changed many divas’ lives….
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Saw this picture and trying to figure out the Diddy Kong situation is leading me down a rabbit hole that can only end with me rejecting the moon landing
The Donkey Kong family tree notably saying that DK Jr is the dad of Donkey Kong Country Donkey Kong but the grandad of Diddy Kong
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
moon eye
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Islam, you slam, he she we slam, they slam….it’s for everybody!!
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
my mom talking to Siri: “Siri, are you listening to me when I’m on the phone? Siri, are you wicked?” 😭😭😭
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
finished Little House on the Prairie…it was so good….something about the indomitable human spirit brings a tear to my eye
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
just got a call from Mitch McConnell, I watched it go to voicemail
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Moon 🍦🎠 @sugarycarousel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy disability pride month 🌈
An illustration of a jumping white cat. Text says not wll disabilities are visible
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
had a dream that clavicular taught me how to mog and he got severely cancelled shortly after (that part was not my fault)
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
roaches can smell fear…don’t ask me how I know
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
(gesturing at the flames of hell) It is because you be on that phone
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
sometimes a guy is a woman. or vice versa. or both. or neither
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
when your disability causes you to have insomnia and your insomnia causes your disability to get worse, so you look up what will help your disability get better and the top answer is (yup, you guessed it!) improving your sleep
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I love going up to random strangers, poking them in the chest and saying shit like “you don’t know what it takes” or “my whole life I bled for this” and just walking away
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
punjabis pirates 🤝 using the word yarrr
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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nichijou frames @nichijouframes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A random Nichijou frame from EP19.
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
buffets are like gambling dens and baby….I play to lose
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elizabeth holmes (gaylors version) @m333sh.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
LOVE LOVE
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
waking up after the melatonin i got from walmart sends me to the underworld for 11 hours
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I never knew how hard it could be deciding what to make for dinner
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seven foot starfish @tezzzeta.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
white people be like "white people be like 'white people be like' but they the white people that be like" but they the white people that be like "white people be like"
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
put the pieces together that the kdrama I was watching was actually pro-life propaganda (literally 2 episodes from ending) but it lowkey got interesting so I had to see the finale
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in business attire is disrobing and walking down a road away from a city, passing a sign that says “CITY LIMITS”. A narrative caption reads, “I left society behind.” Panel 2: it continues, “I became one with the meerkats.” The man is nude and wearing face and body paint and fake ears to look like a meerkat. He is posed next to a family of meerkats on a dirt mound. Panel 3: one of the meerkats is checking the mailbox outside their burrow, says “this came for you, bro” and hands the man an envelope. The man examines the envelope which reads “URGENT NOTICE FROM I.R.S.”
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noor 🦈 @nocturnalnoor.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
doctors’ offices used to have magazines…where are my Highlights bro
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