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Teri Rhodes

@tez5.bsky.social
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“We have met the enemy and he is us.” Pogo…Walt Kelly Thanks for the laughs. United We Stand…

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MICK JAGGER: can i gather you ELISABETH MOSS: no
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@indra.dahal24 does tiny construction projects: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You’ll get one goodbye from me – no more, no less. I’m not a goodbye machine
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the evenings she would look to the horizon for a distant sail, waiting in vain for a lover who would never return, one ivory hand draped over the balustraded railing, the other holding her phone aloft, trying to get more bars
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Conundrummer @conundrummer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paul is really dead, and you're going through the Three Stooges of grief.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Crossing Abbey Road, but it’s me and the Three Stooges
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This dad raised his daughters right, and the internet cannot get over it
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When a dog is rescued by a woman who loves crocheting: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There’s nothing quite like that perfect moment, standing in the dark, watching your favorite band perform live, when you finally hear the eight magical words you’ve been longing to hear, “This is a song from the new album,” because you’ve desperately had to pee for the last hour.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Three years of planning, two bribed security guards, and one unlocked warehouse door later, Nancy had finally freed her family from the hellscape that was Kohl’s. After the brief, but intoxicating moment of exultation passed, she was left with just one burning question. Now what?
Four naked mannequins stand in the grass in front of a hedge, a tree in the foreground.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ME: is a W two Vs holding hands INTERVIEWER: i meant questions about the job ME: oh sorry INTERVIEWER: ME: INTERVIEWER: it’s an M doing a handstand
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A typeface built to feel like real handwriting, not just imitate it. Here's how this font blurs the line between type and pen.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This simple knot turns rope into a handle, so bags and bottles stop cutting into your fingers. A camping and mountaineering staple for hauling loads fast.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WIFE: I had to buy a strainer today and omg they cost so much now ME: *barely audible* Expensieve HER: Get out!
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thought this was funny 🤣
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Polish artist Przemek Krawczyński spends months transforming a gourd… IG: @calabarte_light www.instagram.com/calabarte_li...
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Such a great group of friends 🤣 giving each other the ugly pants prank Hilarious 😂 and Fun
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
he did many of cher’s and dolly’s most glamorous gowns but what i will always remember most about bob mackie was this iconic look. and i think he’d be fine with that.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sometimes the goal of science is to help us begin to understand the mystery and complexity of this astounding universe and sometimes the goal is to simply improve the human experience
a man eats a burrito over a wide funnel mounted over a stand holding a soft taco shell to catch what falls
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Chemo Day #105 Ralph Lauren oxford Frye James oxford
selfie of a nerd in a chemo chair. the nerd is looking tiredly at the camera. he’s wearing a lightly weathered Chi Sox beisbol cap and he has a little scruff going. the nerd’s shirt is white with light and dark blue checks and it looks spiffy and comfortable. in the background is an infusion pump and tower and medsshiny green leather oxfords!! with red and blue laces
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You're watching a sand bubbler crab hard at work. And bubbler crabs have one job: make balls. Lots of balls. With your mouth parts. They're filter-feeders/detrivores, combing through damp sand for microscopic food & the balls let them organize the "cleaned" sand so they don't nom it twice.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A man rapped with his dog at the Apollo, the stage famous for booing acts off before their first verse, and the crowd went wild for both of them.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Look, before you start yelling, I want you to keep in mind that you still have one perfectly good shoe, while Sam here and I have a total of eight feet between us, and exactly zero shoes. So, I think maybe you should stop and honestly ask yourself who the real victims are here.”
two beagle puppies, one sitting, one on their hind legs, both looking up pleadingly
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The bird was watching and the reaction was fun 🤣
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“We all do tricks for cookies,” I rationalize to my dog.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i don’t think it’s a coincidence that some comfort foods are very similar, for example: macaroni and cheese, grilled cheese, cheddar cheese. all have a similar orangish color in them
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Short film about hope www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/CG...
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A truly majestic sighting…
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Douglas Ogg @dougogg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hate to sound like a Luddite, but I agree with this.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
news reporter on tv: they’re saying it’s the largest carmel corn heist in history wife: *looks directly at me*
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Green Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darius
2h.

I got fired from AMC because whenever
someone ordered a small popcorn, I'd
"accidentally" fill up a large bucket and tell
them we ran out of smalls.

Now I work at McDonald's, and you better
believe you order a 6 piece, you're getting
8 or 9 nuggets. Order a 10 piece? There are
at least 13 in that box.

l'll keep doing this sh*t until the day I die.
F_ck these giant corporations. I'm here for
the people.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How come everyone else has cool stuff why can’t we get this?
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well. They can’t all be winners. lol
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I never took physics but I used to use a church key to put a second hole in the top of a Hi-C can so it would pour easier was that physics it was citrus cooler flavor
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i've lived in a house with two garage doors now for nine years but i've never seen them race- that changed TODAY with an accidental double push of the opener, allowing Left Door to absolutely smoke Right Door in a blazing show of speed
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Morning Puppy 👏👏👏👏👏 well done, Oscar!
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rainbow Lorikeets Australia Diet: in canopies feeding on nectar and pollen. They frequently descend to grassy fields in large, highly energetic social flocks. Known as the "clowns" of the parrot world, they are incredibly social. On the ground, chase each other, and are playful and show off.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ME: time to sleep BRAIN: "four" is the only number with the right amount of letters
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 08/09/2026
For years, New Yorkers have demanded access to City records about the lasting health impacts of the horrific September 11th attacks. For years, they have been denied and ignored. That ends today. nyc.gov/sept11docs
nyc.gov
September 11 Docs
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is “gullible” KID: definition JUDGE: easily deceived KID: sentence JUDGE: people with low IQs are often gullible KID: spelling JUDGE: G-U-L-L-I-B-hey wait a minute
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canyonbirds.bsky.social @canyonbirds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#FossilFriday
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Can’t sleep. So. Here. Watch this.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is the 300-year-old Yew Tree Tunnel at Gormanston Castle in County Meath, Ireland 🇮🇪
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Monet's Pond in Japan: the place that looks like a true Impressionist painting
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Barry the Bustard”, another creature I did not know existed, until today. IG: @huntervalleywildlifepark Nulkaba, NSW, Australia 🇦🇺
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cookie Monster stood at the railing, fighting to catch his breath. That little guy had put up one hell of a fight. He leaned over and looked down. It was easily a hundred foot drop, but he couldn’t shake the paranoia. He had to go down there and make sure Elmo was really dead.
Cookie Monster stands at a railing before a sweeping vista, and a steep drop before him.
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TommasinaResist⚜️🦋🐈‍⬛ @tommasinaresist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How many people realize that "down-ballot" races-for local leaders & issues-are the most important? High-profile national ones get the attention, but it's town councils, school boards, state legislators, etc. whose actions most impact us. All politics really are LOCAL. #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Am I bothering you..” www.reddit.com/r/Awww/s/ZWH...
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