Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Dear Keir, I tired a very similar tactic when I was fired from Dixons in 1998. 010
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 29/04/2026The weird thing about King Charles is that when he speaks, he sounds absolutely nothing like the last 50 years of light entertainment impressions of him 110
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Been around the world and I I I… I can’t find my gravy 040
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 12/04/2026The insurance expert they interview in this story is called Martin Goebbels?theguardian.com‘A house of cards’: how did Wireless festival get it so wrong on Kanye West?Industry experts say booking of controversial US rapper was calculated risk that has implications for all festivals 000
Reposted by Terry SaundersAndrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Kayne's tour itinerary leaked. 23710
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Oh it's so sad that Scott Mills is ruining the BBC family legacy started by his mother, Pebble. 1637364
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Am I the only person left who doesn’t want to watch a podcast? 110
Reposted by Terry SaundersTimothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026This is blackout poetry to me 218229734709
Reposted by Terry Saunders🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026This is probably ok 160107351636
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I know it isn't, but this photo looks like a really badly chosen stock image 000
Reposted by Terry SaundersJohan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly 92166214817
Reposted by Terry SaundersTime To Shine @timetoshinekink.bsky.social · 28/01/2026FRIDAY IS SOLD OUT. tickets selling fast for Saturday timetoshineten.eventbrite.de @terrysaunders.bsky.social @ladios.bsky.social #latex #berlin #comedy #fetish #kink 022
Reposted by Terry SaundersSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 25/01/2026It's also ironic that the right were so certain Charlie Kirk's murder would be the Reichstag Fire that shifted public feeling towards Christofascism, but it didn't even move the needle, and now Alex Pretti's murder may do the exact opposite. Kirk was so unlikable he couldn't even be a useful martyr. 413725
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026If there is one thing I admire about Trump, it's that he can talk onstage acting as if everyone watching loves him when they clearly don't. Whereas I always presume everyone hates me, even if they don't! 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Say what you like, but that anecdote about increasing tariffs because he found a woman annoying could have come straight from Live at the Apollo 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026THIS IS THE FIRST TIME TRUMP LOOKS PRESIDENTIAL 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Can we not just give him Iceland as a joke? 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026As a British man living in Germany I am happy to correct Trump in saying that that had WWII gone the other way we would not all be speaking German, but that wouldn't be for the lack of trying. 130
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Slightly disappointed that Carney isn't also in cool shades for his speech 010
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 20/01/2026ok I have to get this off my chest. The Traitors: Uncloaked might be a 'visual podcast' but there is NO NEED for them to have stupid big microphones, they are a BBC production and they have lapel mics. I don't understand! 040
Reposted by Terry SaundersCarl Maxim @carlmaxim.bsky.social · 16/01/2026"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..." 8044851340
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 16/01/2026If EVERYTHING HE HAS EVER DONE is anything to go by, it is pretty clear that Trump will give María Corina Machado nothing for that Nobel Peace Prize 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Are you in Berlin at the end of January? Are you kinky or into the art of talking filth? Want to be in a room full of fellow pervs in latex? Time to Shine: Dirty Talk www.timetoshinekink.comtimetoshinekink.comTime To ShineBerlin’s subversive night of comedy, where kink is not just a punchline, but a way of life. Hosted by award-winning comedians Terry and L'aDios, this unapologetic night of storytelling, movement, an... 040
Reposted by Terry SaundersAlistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Comedian doing his first hour after starting comedy 5 weeks ago and doing 2 open spots 2127634
Reposted by Terry SaundersTimothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 05/01/2026Incels can’t get even AI to want them lmao 1017034
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 05/01/2026AI? I’ve just spent months asking my mate Al to write everything for me. No wonder he’s pissed off 010
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Is Starmer in an impossible position? Yes Is he in this impossible position because of all of his previous actions? Also yes 030
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Claudia just said I’m the secret traitor. Shit I’m not very good at this #thetraitors 020
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 30/12/2025In hindsight it was wrong of the Prime Minister to address Your Majesty as “You scumbag, you favor, you cheap lousy maggot. Happy Christmas you arse, I pray god it’s your last”. It won’t happen again. 120
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 30/12/2025"Prepare yourself for the worst: Chevy Chase is your father"theguardian.com‘He has come back from the dead’: Chevy Chase spent eight days in a coma during Covid pandemicIn documentary I’m Chevy Chase and You’re Not, the actor and his family revealed that doctors told them to ‘prepare yourselves for the worst’ 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I am constantly surprised that the level of enthusiasm for which I sign up to someone’s mailing list is completely counteracted by the equal and opposite lack of enthusiasm for ever reading any email that comes from it 021
Reposted by Terry SaundersRob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 03/12/2025Made a starter pack of all the accounts I run on BlueSky - Fesshole, B3ta, Anon Opin, Swearclock, Yore Computer, Random Smash Hits & Clickbait Robot. Make your feed entirely my bullshit. go.bsky.app/Ej3fmNR 310018
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Having heard the name Robbie Gibb for years but never seen what he looked like, I always imagined a young cunty looking guy. Turns out he’s an old cunty looking guy 030
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Sitcom reboot idea. The recently defenestrated former Prince Andrew is given a council house next to the Royle Family 010
Reposted by Terry SaundersTime To Shine @timetoshinekink.bsky.social · 07/10/2025The question on everybody’s lips. How did @terrysaunders.bsky.social and @ladios.bsky.social meet? Catch our next shows 30.10 HAMBURG 01.11 PRAGUE 30.01 & 31.01 BERLIN www.timetoshinekink.com 122
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Hamburg, Prague, Berlin? It’s nearly time to shine. 100
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 17/09/2025The day this guy dies is going to be wild on here 130
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I always agree to plans in advance and then on the daylight absolutely dread them. So this is one of the few times I have some sympathy for Starmer. 020
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Just turning on the right wing news to see how much they are talking about this being a possible false flag operation and that all the witnesses were paid actors. Wait, what? 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Gavin Newsom looks like somebody playing the president in a mid-grade action movie, and I no longer know if thats good or bad. 010