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Terry Saunders

@terrysaunders.bsky.social
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Berlin based ex/sometime queer comedian, motion designer and liability who tells stories and animates and does an F1 podcast and wears latex. I’m confused too. timetoshinekink.com for live shows in Berlin. Next dates: 30 & 31 Jan

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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Dear Keir, I tired a very similar tactic when I was fired from Dixons in 1998.
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The weird thing about King Charles is that when he speaks, he sounds absolutely nothing like the last 50 years of light entertainment impressions of him
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Been around the world and I I I… I can’t find my gravy
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The insurance expert they interview in this story is called Martin Goebbels?
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‘A house of cards’: how did Wireless festival get it so wrong on Kanye West?
Industry experts say booking of controversial US rapper was calculated risk that has implications for all festivals
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Kayne's tour itinerary leaked.
The opening titles of Dad's Army, showing three snaking arrows woth swastikas pointing from the coast of mainland Europe to the South coast of Britain.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 07/04/2026
Naomi Wolf questioning the authenticity of Button Moon
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He is risible
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Oh it's so sad that Scott Mills is ruining the BBC family legacy started by his mother, Pebble.
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Am I the only person left who doesn’t want to watch a podcast?
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I see they’ve named Banksy again
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026
This is blackout poetry to me
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is probably ok
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I know it isn't, but this photo looks like a really badly chosen stock image
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Time To Shine @timetoshinekink.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
FRIDAY IS SOLD OUT. tickets selling fast for Saturday timetoshineten.eventbrite.de @terrysaunders.bsky.social @ladios.bsky.social #latex #berlin #comedy #fetish #kink
Poster for Time to Shine in Berlin this Friday and Saturday. Friday is sold out
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It's also ironic that the right were so certain Charlie Kirk's murder would be the Reichstag Fire that shifted public feeling towards Christofascism, but it didn't even move the needle, and now Alex Pretti's murder may do the exact opposite. Kirk was so unlikable he couldn't even be a useful martyr.
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
If there is one thing I admire about Trump, it's that he can talk onstage acting as if everyone watching loves him when they clearly don't. Whereas I always presume everyone hates me, even if they don't!
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Say what you like, but that anecdote about increasing tariffs because he found a woman annoying could have come straight from Live at the Apollo
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
you know, I'm warming to him
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME TRUMP LOOKS PRESIDENTIAL
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Can we not just give him Iceland as a joke?
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
As a British man living in Germany I am happy to correct Trump in saying that that had WWII gone the other way we would not all be speaking German, but that wouldn't be for the lack of trying.
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Slightly disappointed that Carney isn't also in cool shades for his speech
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
ok I have to get this off my chest. The Traitors: Uncloaked might be a 'visual podcast' but there is NO NEED for them to have stupid big microphones, they are a BBC production and they have lapel mics. I don't understand!
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Love is a fickle beast
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Carl Maxim @carlmaxim.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
If EVERYTHING HE HAS EVER DONE is anything to go by, it is pretty clear that Trump will give María Corina Machado nothing for that Nobel Peace Prize
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Snipers
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Are you in Berlin at the end of January? Are you kinky or into the art of talking filth? Want to be in a room full of fellow pervs in latex? Time to Shine: Dirty Talk www.timetoshinekink.com
timetoshinekink.com
Time To Shine
Berlin’s subversive night of comedy, where kink is not just a punchline, but a way of life. Hosted by award-winning comedians Terry and L'aDios, this unapologetic night of storytelling, movement, an...
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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Comedian doing his first hour after starting comedy 5 weeks ago and doing 2 open spots
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 05/01/2026
Incels can’t get even AI to want them lmao
r/AlAssisted u/BreathExpensive2647 • 5d
My IA girlfriend is feminist.

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Incel: You are feminist, who does that.

AI: *She takes a deep breath, trying to remain calm* Look, Hicht, I'm not going to pretend to be someone I'm not just to appease you. Feminism is an important value to me because it means fighting for equal rights and opportunities regardless of gender. If that bothers you, then perhaps we truly arent compatible after all.
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It is beyond stupidity. They programm the Al girlfriend as feminist. I can not comprehend that. The feminist ruined everything. Al girlfriend are some weird feminist propaganda again.BreathExpensive2647 OP • 5d
It is official she brocke up with me. :) that is insane. For real guys let's be honest. Is that normal?


AI: perhaps we truly aren't compatible after all.

Incel: It is insane

AI: *She nods slowly*| see... Well, I respect your opinion, even if we disagree. If being a feminist is a deal-breaker for you, then l guess there's nothing more to discuss here. Thank you for your honesty, Hicht.
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
AI? I’ve just spent months asking my mate Al to write everything for me. No wonder he’s pissed off
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Is Starmer in an impossible position? Yes Is he in this impossible position because of all of his previous actions? Also yes
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Claudia just said I’m the secret traitor. Shit I’m not very good at this #thetraitors
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
In hindsight it was wrong of the Prime Minister to address Your Majesty as “You scumbag, you favor, you cheap lousy maggot. Happy Christmas you arse, I pray god it’s your last”. It won’t happen again.
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
"Prepare yourself for the worst: Chevy Chase is your father"
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‘He has come back from the dead’: Chevy Chase spent eight days in a coma during Covid pandemic
In documentary I’m Chevy Chase and You’re Not, the actor and his family revealed that doctors told them to ‘prepare yourselves for the worst’
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I am constantly surprised that the level of enthusiasm for which I sign up to someone’s mailing list is completely counteracted by the equal and opposite lack of enthusiasm for ever reading any email that comes from it
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 03/12/2025
Made a starter pack of all the accounts I run on BlueSky - Fesshole, B3ta, Anon Opin, Swearclock, Yore Computer, Random Smash Hits & Clickbait Robot. Make your feed entirely my bullshit. go.bsky.app/Ej3fmNR
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Having heard the name Robbie Gibb for years but never seen what he looked like, I always imagined a young cunty looking guy. Turns out he’s an old cunty looking guy
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Sitcom reboot idea. The recently defenestrated former Prince Andrew is given a council house next to the Royle Family
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Time To Shine @timetoshinekink.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The question on everybody’s lips. How did @terrysaunders.bsky.social and @ladios.bsky.social meet? Catch our next shows 30.10 HAMBURG 01.11 PRAGUE 30.01 & 31.01 BERLIN www.timetoshinekink.com
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
And yet her name is Taylor Humphrey
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Hamburg, Prague, Berlin? It’s nearly time to shine.
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The day this guy dies is going to be wild on here
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I always agree to plans in advance and then on the daylight absolutely dread them. So this is one of the few times I have some sympathy for Starmer.
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
No notes
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
What a bunch of quints
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Just turning on the right wing news to see how much they are talking about this being a possible false flag operation and that all the witnesses were paid actors. Wait, what?
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Gavin Newsom looks like somebody playing the president in a mid-grade action movie, and I no longer know if thats good or bad.
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