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Terry Saunders

@terrysaunders.bsky.social
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Berlin based ex/sometime queer comedian, motion designer and liability who tells stories and animates and does an F1 podcast and wears latex. I’m confused too. timetoshinekink.com for live shows in Berlin. Next dates: 30 & 31 Jan

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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I just tried to do a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room, and can confirm, everybody knew
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
NO STREETING FOR WOU
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Dear Keir, I tired a very similar tactic when I was fired from Dixons in 1998.
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Slightanic
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I don’t know, it got people talking
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
His hands should be on the banknotes and flags And if he had an autocue we wouldn’t be able to see his astounding fingers on the paper
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The weird thing about King Charles is that when he speaks, he sounds absolutely nothing like the last 50 years of light entertainment impressions of him
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
What a way to immediately undermine your whole argument. Nobody would have a problem with Driving Miss Aardvark
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Been around the world and I I I… I can’t find my gravy
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
And was also Brad Pitt’s character in Fight Club (but doesn’t like to talk about it)
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The insurance expert they interview in this story is called Martin Goebbels?
theguardian.com
‘A house of cards’: how did Wireless festival get it so wrong on Kanye West?
Industry experts say booking of controversial US rapper was calculated risk that has implications for all festivals
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I still lament the typo on my most sucessful tweet
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Kayne's tour itinerary leaked.
The opening titles of Dad's Army, showing three snaking arrows woth swastikas pointing from the coast of mainland Europe to the South coast of Britain.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 07/04/2026
Naomi Wolf questioning the authenticity of Button Moon
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He is risible
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Imagine this happening but you’d gone out
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I still exist in digital form
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Oh it's so sad that Scott Mills is ruining the BBC family legacy started by his mother, Pebble.
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Unfortunately those people do pay to see me, so I'm stuck like that now
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Am I the only person left who doesn’t want to watch a podcast?
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I see they’ve named Banksy again
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
FIVE NINE THREE TWO ONE FIVENINETHREETWOONE!
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026
This is blackout poetry to me
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is probably ok
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This is the most AI of AI things. I would guess there's a series somewhere on instagram about how you too can create infinite SKUs of clothes, each with a unique backstory
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I know it isn't, but this photo looks like a really badly chosen stock image
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Why is it called Shrek Shrek? IS THAT HIS FULL NAME?
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Why is the hat so tall? Surely Generative AI can manage a picture of a hat based on a picture of a hat?
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Time To Shine @timetoshinekink.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
FRIDAY IS SOLD OUT. tickets selling fast for Saturday timetoshineten.eventbrite.de @terrysaunders.bsky.social @ladios.bsky.social #latex #berlin #comedy #fetish #kink
Poster for Time to Shine in Berlin this Friday and Saturday. Friday is sold out
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It's also ironic that the right were so certain Charlie Kirk's murder would be the Reichstag Fire that shifted public feeling towards Christofascism, but it didn't even move the needle, and now Alex Pretti's murder may do the exact opposite. Kirk was so unlikable he couldn't even be a useful martyr.
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
There are a lot of tired, lazy and easy ways to attack Trump but when he says something like this I think by law “BONE SPURS” should flash on the screen
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
But everyone was a newbie once
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I’d actually a love a job as one of his aides, but just spending the day constantly feeding him batshit bullshit.
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I always wondered what happen to Mike Teevee
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
If there is one thing I admire about Trump, it's that he can talk onstage acting as if everyone watching loves him when they clearly don't. Whereas I always presume everyone hates me, even if they don't!
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Say what you like, but that anecdote about increasing tariffs because he found a woman annoying could have come straight from Live at the Apollo
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
you know, I'm warming to him
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME TRUMP LOOKS PRESIDENTIAL
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Can we not just give him Iceland as a joke?
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
As a British man living in Germany I am happy to correct Trump in saying that that had WWII gone the other way we would not all be speaking German, but that wouldn't be for the lack of trying.
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I'm just asking AI to make a video of me reading this post and then punching a hole in the wall
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Slightly disappointed that Carney isn't also in cool shades for his speech
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
That giant orange Honda battery looks like it's going to get toasty
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
ok I have to get this off my chest. The Traitors: Uncloaked might be a 'visual podcast' but there is NO NEED for them to have stupid big microphones, they are a BBC production and they have lapel mics. I don't understand!
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Because he is a coooool doood
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Love hurts
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Love is a fickle beast
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Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Hey, what if the article is actually aimed at the apple?
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