Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I just tried to do a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room, and can confirm, everybody knew 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Dear Keir, I tired a very similar tactic when I was fired from Dixons in 1998. 010
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 29/04/2026His hands should be on the banknotes and flags And if he had an autocue we wouldn’t be able to see his astounding fingers on the paper 010
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 29/04/2026The weird thing about King Charles is that when he speaks, he sounds absolutely nothing like the last 50 years of light entertainment impressions of him 110
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/04/2026What a way to immediately undermine your whole argument. Nobody would have a problem with Driving Miss Aardvark 010
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Been around the world and I I I… I can’t find my gravy 040
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 12/04/2026And was also Brad Pitt’s character in Fight Club (but doesn’t like to talk about it) 100
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 12/04/2026The insurance expert they interview in this story is called Martin Goebbels?theguardian.com‘A house of cards’: how did Wireless festival get it so wrong on Kanye West?Industry experts say booking of controversial US rapper was calculated risk that has implications for all festivals 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I still lament the typo on my most sucessful tweet 110
Reposted by Terry SaundersAndrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Kayne's tour itinerary leaked. 23710
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Oh it's so sad that Scott Mills is ruining the BBC family legacy started by his mother, Pebble. 1637364
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Unfortunately those people do pay to see me, so I'm stuck like that now 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Am I the only person left who doesn’t want to watch a podcast? 110
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 17/02/2026FIVE NINE THREE TWO ONE FIVENINETHREETWOONE! 001
Reposted by Terry SaundersTimothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026This is blackout poetry to me 218229724709
Reposted by Terry Saunders🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026This is probably ok 160107341636
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 15/02/2026This is the most AI of AI things. I would guess there's a series somewhere on instagram about how you too can create infinite SKUs of clothes, each with a unique backstory 020
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I know it isn't, but this photo looks like a really badly chosen stock image 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Why is it called Shrek Shrek? IS THAT HIS FULL NAME? 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Why is the hat so tall? Surely Generative AI can manage a picture of a hat based on a picture of a hat? 010
Reposted by Terry SaundersJohan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly 92166214817
Reposted by Terry SaundersTime To Shine @timetoshinekink.bsky.social · 28/01/2026FRIDAY IS SOLD OUT. tickets selling fast for Saturday timetoshineten.eventbrite.de @terrysaunders.bsky.social @ladios.bsky.social #latex #berlin #comedy #fetish #kink 022
Reposted by Terry SaundersSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 25/01/2026It's also ironic that the right were so certain Charlie Kirk's murder would be the Reichstag Fire that shifted public feeling towards Christofascism, but it didn't even move the needle, and now Alex Pretti's murder may do the exact opposite. Kirk was so unlikable he couldn't even be a useful martyr. 413725
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 22/01/2026There are a lot of tired, lazy and easy ways to attack Trump but when he says something like this I think by law “BONE SPURS” should flash on the screen 031
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I’d actually a love a job as one of his aides, but just spending the day constantly feeding him batshit bullshit. 010
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I always wondered what happen to Mike Teevee 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026If there is one thing I admire about Trump, it's that he can talk onstage acting as if everyone watching loves him when they clearly don't. Whereas I always presume everyone hates me, even if they don't! 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Say what you like, but that anecdote about increasing tariffs because he found a woman annoying could have come straight from Live at the Apollo 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026THIS IS THE FIRST TIME TRUMP LOOKS PRESIDENTIAL 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Can we not just give him Iceland as a joke? 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 21/01/2026As a British man living in Germany I am happy to correct Trump in saying that that had WWII gone the other way we would not all be speaking German, but that wouldn't be for the lack of trying. 130
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I'm just asking AI to make a video of me reading this post and then punching a hole in the wall 010
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Slightly disappointed that Carney isn't also in cool shades for his speech 010
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 20/01/2026That giant orange Honda battery looks like it's going to get toasty 000
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 20/01/2026ok I have to get this off my chest. The Traitors: Uncloaked might be a 'visual podcast' but there is NO NEED for them to have stupid big microphones, they are a BBC production and they have lapel mics. I don't understand! 040
Terry Saunders @terrysaunders.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Hey, what if the article is actually aimed at the apple? 140