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Father Guacamole 🥑

@tenbells.bsky.social
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She/Her. Writing, reading, space, cats, video games, finding scraps of joy. My pain is chronic but my ass is iconic.

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Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The Presidents Budget Request for NASA is out. It’s a bloodbath Canceled are DAVINCI, VERITAS, Juno, OSIRIS-APEX, US participation in ExoMars and EnVision… Huge cut to R&A. No funding to begin development of the Uranus Orbiter. If you’ve ever cared about NASA, time to contact congress.
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Sadie Hartmann (Mother Horror) @sadiehartmann.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I will be enjoying a Folk Horror Summer this year!
MERE, Sorrow Spring, Greater Sins, Witch Bottle, Meet Me at the Surface, Barrowbeck, Secret Lives of the DeadHarvest home
the autumnal
the ritual
the twisted ones
slew foot
something in the walls
ghost wall
the plague stones
never whistle at night
the boatman's daughter
white pines
lost in the garden
revelator
gorse
withered hill
devil's day
the only good Indians
the bone mother
the lottery
double walker
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mar 🛸 @remnantglow.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I'd like to share with y'all a project I've poured my heart and soul into over the last couple of years: a database cataloguing every single older (pre-21st century) LGBT science fiction book I've managed to track down - currently just over 200 titles 🚀 LINK: tinyurl.com/oldgaySF
A banner that reads OLDER LGBT SCIENCE FICTION: A DATABASE in big letters, and tinyurl.com/oldgaySF in smaller print below. The background is an orange-tinted retro-looking photo of a row of radio telescopes.
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
You guys don’t need to try to convince me that any form of AI has merit. It doesn’t. It is boring and half-assed. I am fine getting by with human brain power. If the world nears its end and AI has one hater left, good news! I am still alive.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/04/2025
NASA Announces Bold Plan To Still Exist By 2045
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NASA Announces Bold Plan To Still Exist By 2045
WASHINGTON—In what is being described as the most ambitious mission ever undertaken in the space agency’s history, NASA officials announced at a press conference Tuesday their bold new plan to still e...
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
RFK Jr. is speaking to a specific slice of parents (mostly) who believe their autistic child is not like the autistic people who, for example, post on this app. Those parents are committed to a diagnosis of "profound" autism. They are wrong. Please read this from me and @juststimming.bsky.social
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Dividing Up the Autism Spectrum Will Not End the Way You Think
The Lancet’s proposal to create a new label of “profound autism” serves only to distract us from the work of ensuring that all autistic people have everything they need to thrive.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/04/2025
important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 15/04/2025
It drives me crazy. To dare to talk about protecting the Earth when all you're doing is a PR stunt that pollutes the equivalent of a decade of a Westerner's life who already pollute a lot. I love space exploration, but space tourism for selfish rich people is a cancer.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 14/04/2025
I hope everyone remains safe and also that people know that a corporate spaceflight of only women astronauts for a company owned by a deeply destructive billionaire who is enabling fascism is just public relations for fascism and has absolutely nothing to do with feminism
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
starting a conspiracy that the katy perry who came back from space isn’t the same one who went up.
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Father Guacamole 🥑 @tenbells.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Five teeth taken out, and she is completely zooted.
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Alexandra Witze @alexwitze.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
There's a lot of talk about inspiring future STEM workers, including girls, at Jared Isaacman's hearing today to be the next NASA administrator. That will be harder to accomplish since NASA has recently demolished many initiatives to bring underrepresented groups into science.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/04/2025
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
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Olly Smith @ollywrites.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language. The results tell us a lot! Extracts below... 🧵
The front cover of a scientific journal titled Ornithologist, dated 1 April 2025. The main headline reads: “BIRDS: DECODED - Groundbreaking New Science.” Below that, a subheading says: “What are the UK’s birds really saying? Pioneering new research provides the answers.”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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Father Guacamole 🥑 @tenbells.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Just finished reading an ARC of "These Heathens" by @miamckenzie.bsky.social - a longer review on GoodReads is to come, but can I just say: what a hilarious, bittersweet, fascinating look at the intersection of the civil rights movement and Black queer history. Doris is now one of my fav protags.
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🌿viktor aleksander🌿🩸devil's minion pilled🩸 @nooskadraws.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Screenshot from the film The Princess Bride. A grandpa is reading a story to his grandson and says "All right, now, let's see. Where were we? Oh, yes. In the Pit of Despair."
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Father Guacamole 🥑 @tenbells.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
My birding life might have peaked.
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Father Guacamole 🥑 @tenbells.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Bad news: you read Bloodmarked by @tracydeonn.bsky.social when you had COVID and can't remember any of it. Good news: Now you have an excuse to reread the series from the beginning in order to enjoy Oathbound! (Fajita is very excited.)
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder-mounted cannon.
A promotional still of David Suchet as Agatha Christie's Poirot, with (I think) an anti-aircraft gun peeking over his shoulder.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
The TL is bleak but Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, donated her Tesla to @npr
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
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Derek Newsome @derek.space · 22/02/2025
There are days where I feel like we are slipping and losing this program, but I am often reminded of those who wont give up on the dream of doing this and doing it right. NASA has represented a better and brighter future, it is not time to let that be changed by others. youtu.be/ma6wr5mTsbg?...
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Dreamed Of This
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Gene J. Mikulka @genejm1017.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Via the US House Science Committee - Wednesday, February 26th at 10:00 AM EST! SST Space and Aeronautics Subcommittee hearing: "Step by Step: The Artemis Program and NASA's Path to Human Exploration of the Moon, Mars, and Beyond" 2318 Rayburn House Office Building science.house.gov/hearings?Con...
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Father Guacamole 🥑 @tenbells.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
This Fajita Friday, we're trying to figure out our next book to read. We need something to escape. 😑
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/01/2025
You can buy t-shirts and other swag with this awesome design by @tombofnull.bsky.social that benefit Huntsville's Free LGBTQ+ Closet. www.greenpeapress.com/shop/p/prote...
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Protect Trans Youth — Green Pea Press
The proceeds from this design go to the FREE LGBTQ+ Closet , an outreach project of the nonprofit Shenanigans Comedy Theatre , open to anyone in need of free clothing. Swap, trade, and take! The LGB...
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 20/02/2025
Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man
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Father Guacamole 🥑 @tenbells.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Their rap album drops in April, and there are three songs dedicated to hating Drake.
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Kevin M. Levin @civilwarmemory.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
"The National Park Service's Loss is Our Loss" 🗃️ kevinmlevin.substack.com/p/the-nation...
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The National Park Service's Loss is Our Loss
Late yesterday afternoon my social media feeds lit up with announcements from friends and others that they had been laid off by the federal government.
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Father Guacamole 🥑 @tenbells.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
We had a tornado warning last night and the weather radio didn't go off, but hey, at least we didn't blow away.
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Father Guacamole 🥑 @tenbells.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Look @kosmicpossum.bsky.social it's us that time in Asheville
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Father Guacamole 🥑 @tenbells.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Also if the universe is listening, I'm not saying a Bloodborne-related announcement at the State of Play will make everything better, but man would it be nice.
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Derek Newsome @derek.space · 12/02/2025
Used some free time yesterday to try out some new editing tools/stylings for me, enjoyed the work and final product quite a bit! youtube.com/shorts/jxSM0...
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NASA's SLS Moon Rocket #space #spaceflight #rocket #science #nasa
YouTube video by Derek Newsome
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Father Guacamole 🥑 @tenbells.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Day Three of Flu: Am upright again, but can smell nothing. Kate baked homemade focaccia and I could detect about 1/20th of its aroma; it was the La Croix of bread.
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Father Guacamole 🥑 @tenbells.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I have the flu and just sneezed and got snot on the cat, so that's what I've got going on right now.
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Rogue NASA @roguenasa.altgov.info · 05/02/2025
You can try to erase whichever members of our NASA family you want on our websites, but you can never erase our achievements. Imagine trying to hide America’s history and accomplishments in space of all places. gizmodo.com/nasa-ordered...
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NASA Ordered to Remove Anything About 'Women in Leadership' From Its Websites: Report
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Father Guacamole 🥑 @tenbells.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
While I stay awake worrying about the present and future of our country, this is how Fajita sleeps.
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Derek Newsome @derek.space · 03/02/2025
Only two motor segments and the nosecones remain until Artemis II’s twin Solid Rocket Motors are fully stacked and ready for the core stage. 📸 NASA
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I'm not surprised by trump's disgustingly negative attitude about disabled people. It's who he is, and who he's always been. This should have been the end.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
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Tananarive Due - The Reformatory @tananarivedue.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The new regime's racism just helped inspire what I predict will be the Blackity Blackest Black History Month in a while. Reposting this photo to commemorate the festivities. Also, a whole mood. #LiftEveryChairandSwing
Tananarive in an evening gown at a baby grand piano with a white folding chair.
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Father Guacamole 🥑 @tenbells.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
💀 Happy Fajita Friday! 🦴 Are you currently reading anything you want to talk about? Last night Fajita and I finished up The Resurrectionist by A. Rae Dunlap, a queer historical fiction about the butchering art in Edinburgh! What a fun, atmospheric read. It was a great distraction from real life.
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Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 30/01/2025
hello foam roller my old friend i’ve come to scream on you again
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
don't know who Tom Yum is but his soup is fucking killer
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 29/01/2025
are we even sure those astronauts want to come back right now
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