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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 12h
Trick or Beating is coming up on City of Villains, and I've made Halloween costumes for five of my characters so far.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 16h
I can't ever buy Ray-Bans again because people will think I'm a fucking child molester for wearing them. Thanks.
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Paddy K @spongepaddy.bsky.social · 16h
I never pass up the opportunity to spread this image a little wider...
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 16h
It's October 1st, so 1) don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for Vincent Price, and 2) Time to change your handle to make it spookier.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 19h
Every so often, the real NYT makes you realize just how Goddamned perfectly @nytpitchbot.bsky.social mocks them.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New to the MCU:
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TFW a friend returns two books they borrowed, but throws 40 (!) DVDs and blu rays in the box, just because.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have 170 different versions of "Telstar". Nobody gets to tell me to go listen to whatever the new popular thing is till they've heard a minimum of 33 covers and the original. That's only 20 percent, people. You can do that!
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026
"oh, it's almost october in an election year! time for the migrant caravan we magically never hear about any other time that never actually affects us in any meaningful way!" find some new material guys
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The boomer version of "brought an iced coffee to the interview" was advice about NEVER salting your food before you eat it at a dinner interview because the interviewer would instantly end things. If that ever happened to me I'd thank the power-tripping asshole for letting me know what he's like.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
J. Jonah Jameson Laughing Hysterically
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson Laughing Hysterically
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looking sharp as a scalpel at work for 9 / 25, a/k/a Dolly Parton day. The bolo tie has Telstar I on it.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The extraordinary spectacle of Tommy Tuberville trying to start a new hate & fear campaign against furries in the airline industry when his whole party are a bunch of goddamn human trafficking pedophiles.
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've said this before, but moral panics are always about inventing an easier/more satisfying/more fun problem to fight instead of a real problem. Of course these jagoffs don't want to clean up the environment when the alternative is getting paid millions to have sex parties for Zardoz.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You may well have something there.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Panic! at the Republican National Committee
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
J. Jonah Jameson Laughing Hysterically
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson Laughing Hysterically
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So many people got yelled at for months on here when they correctly pointed out that Gavin Newsom was a rat.
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Developer Soup @developersoup.net · 06/11/2024
Me reading The Jungle in highschool: ha ha those poor dumb people, eating garbage, with no healthcare. Me now: well, shit.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What the absolute FUCK do they think they're doing here?
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
God DAMN. Also, GOOD.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
As I get older I’m getting more conservative and see the appeal of the free market, individualistic appeal of the right in which everything you say and think is policed by the Trump administration and every piece of media you consume is approved and benefiting the bottom line of the Ellison family
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Oh, you want to abolish ICE? Well, if they're gone, who's going to be terrorizing our cities and killing people in the streets? Huh? Did you think about that?"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When you hear a fantastical story about AI, you should ask yourself, "How does this serve the political project of AI?" Because, as others have pointed out, that's what AI really amounts to: a political project.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
God DAMN.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jesus Haploid Christ, people are going to die because of the stupidest decision possible.
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Worst Magician ever…
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Late to this, but - no. You never share a stage with Bannon. No no no. He’s a lying Nazi trying to curbstomp what’s left of democracy. Any organization that invites him can’t be trusted. Plus he is riddled with lice and other parasites. Big fuckup by Sanders. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/u...
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Steve Bannon and Bernie Sanders Condemn Tech ‘Oligarchs’ and Demand A.I. Reforms
At an event in Washington, partisanship took a back seat as elected officials, religious leaders, parents and artists called for reining in artificial intelligence.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm torn between God DAMN. and ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE CHEAP SEATS and Show me the lie.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy SHIT!
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? Couldn't find a GIF, but the montage during TELSTAR: THE JOE MEEK STORY where they play the title song and the world changes *always* gets me. For three minutes and eighteen seconds, my cultural hero is on top of the world.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God DAMN.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can't say it enuff: Every leftist politician should Xerox Mayor Mamdani's direct-to-the-people model, speak DIRECTLY to the constituency about the good they're doing, ignore the billionaire-captured filter of legacy media, & reduce those people to impotent hecklers forever reacting never directing.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ellen Aim and the Attackers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Trans lives matter more than Harry Potter
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