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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 3h
It's not that this country has never had state sanctioned murder for mass comsumption, it's just that at some point it became taboo to say that you wanted to actually see a lynching, but our current government is trying to get rid of that taboo and take America back to its roots.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 3h
Thinking about offering her job back now that she's won the Nobel?
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 8h
OH, DAMN, I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT ONE.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 9h
Alexa, what is the truest sentence currently available?
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 11h
Huh. The natural evolution of "a four-cell embryo should have full civil rights, but not the woman carrying it".
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 11h
Can you think of a reason that terrified queer kids have decided to stay in the closet? Like, maybe a ton of anti-trans, anti-gay, even anti-ace news reports from some publication owned by a Nazi billionaire pedophile? Something like that? Maybe?
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23h
the blood and soil guys are right to some extent. your heritage and birthright are being forcibly threatened by violent thugs. and that heritage and birthright is called a secular multicultural democracy with vague pretensions towards egalitarianism and lawful order
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 12h
THE SHEEP LOOK UP was released 53 years ago and parts of it read like it's about this month. Prexy, the president who communicates in one sentence soundbites, seems a LOT like Trump and / or Dubya. STAND ON ZANZIBAR, same author, had a character named President Obomi. He wasn't US Prez though.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 13h
I love that even the meatheads who pack film reels into the trucks are massive cinema fans who have seen CASABLANCA a dozen times. And it's one of many films that have an incel as the antagonist, *decades* before that term was in common use. The personality type was always there!
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 14h
God DAMN.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 15h
Nothing but respect for MY digger
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18h
If people really want to see live executions they should just follow ICE agents around.
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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 07/10/2026
This October, remember...
A black and white photo of Ted Cassidy as Lurch from THE ADDAMS FAMILY; cursive text on top reads LIVE, LAUGH, LURCH.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I understand the hypocrisy is the entire point, but how much right-wing fascist pedophile wailing and rending of garments attended a recent-ish video of Charlie Kirk getting shot?
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
White people attended public lynchings in droves and had picnics with their children there. I mean, PLEASE.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I see one at a Goodwill or something I'll snag it. Can't afford the extortionate rates otherwise. I also do not own a laserdisc player.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've bought Dawn of the Dead '78 on VHS, DVD, blu ray, 4K, and streaming on Amazon. If they release that sucker on 8-track I'll buy it again.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This game was ridiculously, punishingly mean to the player. One pixel out of line and THAT'S IT, BUDDY. www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4a2...
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The Immortal (MegaDrive/Genesis version) Death Scenes
YouTube video by jblx3
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tailored by Hugo Bossk.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Last time I was in that boat, I gave myself a 96 hour pity party. You CAN'T just leap into a job search instantly after taking psychic damage. Best of luck to you in the next chapter.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, I'm white enough to make a snowman jealous but I also learned to walk with leg braces & couldn't pass for able-bodied till I was 13 or 14. Whole lot of people let you know how little they think of anyone different from themselves when you're obviously handicapped & can't do anything to them.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's not a conspiracy theory if it actually happened. Might still be a conspiracy, but at that point it's a damned FACT.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/10/2026
the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It takes a fake newsman to give a real apology.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey now. The Bell Riots two-parter had Dick Miller in it!
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Or that you're too much of a sociopath to understand why this is insane.
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Ernest 🇺🇸 @earnestlib.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You don't hate Republicans enough.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RUNNING MAN HIDING MAN FIGHTING MAN: INFIDELS. Coming in 2027 from the people who complain about woke Hollywood every fifteen seconds.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Allosaurus Chasing Fail: Tripped
ALT: Allosaurus Chasing Fail: Tripped
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of the sweetest and most heartfelt things The Onion ever published: theonion.com/pathetic-was...
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Pathetic, Washed-Up Rock Star On Fifth Decade Of Doing Exactly What He Always Wanted
DETROIT—Peter Wolf, a pitiful, has-been rock musician who hasn’t had a platinum record since 1981, has now spent more than 40 happy years doing exactly what he always wanted, reports confirmed this we...
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sheena is a punk rocker.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey, it's mean to photoshop his face so it looks tiny and weird. ...Oh. Oh, SHIT.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdyu... Joe Meek's magnum opus gets turned into a Dick Dale banger. Perfection.
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Telstar Surf
YouTube video by The Lively Ones - Topic
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The semi-sequel to TIME KILLERS where you could gain power moves by defeating other characters? ...Never heard of it.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just saw this at a horror marathon on Saturday. He's AMAZING in it and he gets the best sick joke in a movie full of them (the confused look on his ghost's face when It Happens in the hospital corridor).
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know, I hadn't figured that out myself but you're 10,000 percent correct here.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kind of amazing that the Daily Wire movies aren't acceptable to the Fox News rubes, who are the dumbest shitheads in human history. How bad does "Your Grievances Are Accurate: The Motion Picture" have to be that they won't swallow it?
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rape happens because of rapists. Robbery happens because of robbers. It's a good thing you're not looking for popularity points, because you're coming off as a complete asshole here.
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Brian Griffith @qlippot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Those Who Walk Away From Harry Potter.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you! I try to cite my sources whenever I can, but my brain is fallible as anyone's.
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Tim Just Tim @timkrauss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And -- like ALL Republicans -- he is a HUGE fan of rape and rapists. The GOP loves rape, especially child-rape, but they still appreciate adult rape in a pinch
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXTT... (The best track from the CD that I bought from Ligotti)
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My Heart Will Go On
YouTube video by Los Straitjackets - Topic
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I bought a Los Straitjackets CD from him once! He was, indeed, a genuinely nice person with a head full of black static.
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Neopet Sematary @telstarman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I forget where I first saw it, but a blogger called it the War on Some People Who Use Some Drugs. Pretty accurate!
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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