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Telesilla

@telesilla.bsky.social
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63 and officially too old for this shit. Queer, disabled, fanfic writer. Angry SF Giants fan and enthusiastic SF Firebells fan, cat mom and long time history nerd. she/her

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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 9h
Miss Grand USA 2026, Victoria Oluwakotanmi, slays in this gorgeous pink dress but ... wait for it ...
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SF Giants Bot @giantbot.bsky.social · 11h
🤖 SFGiants Wishing a happy birthday to the great Jon Miller 🎂
Photo of Jon Miller in the KNBR booth at Oracle Park
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 23h
Rays and Guardians. I hope Rob Manfred is so freaking mad
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Telesilla @telesilla.bsky.social · 23h
😂😂😂
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Adam Doctolero @adamdoctolero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Should probably start printing the "Jesus Lost" t-shirts. #ALDS
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Telesilla @telesilla.bsky.social · 23h
Ruin a book by adding a word Eat, Pray, Love, Murder
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Telesilla @telesilla.bsky.social · 23h
The Pope is like, guys, you do actually have to hit the ball—I can only do so much from here.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23h
sad news. biberty has been swallowed by a large snake. they can still hear his screams from inside the snake. he's sobbing and praying in latin, which makes the whole thing extra unsettling.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23h
(artist's conception)
the far side where a snake eats garfield, except it's biberty
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Sinister Golden Bear 🎃 @sistergoldenbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
15/10 would definitely watch
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 11/10/2026
I love this poster, it genuinely makes me want to visit Skegness more than any leaflet or flashy video would.
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Darkrose @darkrose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
South Side Best Side Let's Go White Sox!
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
💰🙅‍♀️🤝🛍
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Munetaka Murakami, Chicago White Sox, commemorative $100 bill
Colored-pencil card drawing of a Murakami $100 bill
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
I am feeling attacked
The ADHD urge to be excellent at solving other people's highly complex problems while letting our car registration expire for 8 months while actively thinking about it every single day.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"don't get an abortion! carry your pregnancy to term and then sell the baby to christian nazis who will turn the child into the haunted mannequin you see today!"
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Go Sox. Fuck ICE.
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Kathleen E. Kennedy @themedievaldrk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Many people like to laugh at medieval illuminations of stag-snails, oh those funny medieval artists making up anim...
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This encapsulated my feelings about public facing gen AI quite beautifully.
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Imagine if less than four years after automatic doors were invented, you heard someone saying it's impossible  to open a door with a doorknob.

They say this even though countless people, most people in fact are still using doorknobs worldwide. Even though they themselves lived without automatic doors until just a few years ago.And when you point this out they say sure, sure, it's not literally impossible, but it's so hard that it's unreasonable to expect someone to do it that way anymore.

So you stand there, staring at this perfectly able-bodied person who's insisting that not only can they not turn a doorknob to open a door, but almost no one can - despite ample evidence that most people can and do open doors all the time.

Anyway, that's how I feel whenever people say it's impossible to do something without ChatGPT.
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CalMatters @calmatters.org · 09/10/2026
Not only has Gov. Gavin Newsom vocally opposed the proposed California billionaire tax, but he also wants to prevent the state from ever passing a wealth tax in the future. cal.news/4hEoc9m 📸 Miguel Gutierrez Jr.
Gov. Gavin Newsom in the Capitol Annex Swing Space in Sacramento on Feb. 11, 2026. Photo by Miguel Gutierrez Jr., CalMatters
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine if Democrats were campaigning on "No immigrants in sports" or "No healthcare for Black children" or "I don't support biological Jews". You know it would be outright evil. Why does your calculus change when those same arguments are made about trans people?
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Kari Maaren @angrykem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This Is Just to Say I have trained the AI to read to our baby the one you were probably expecting me to interact with Calm down AI is awesome so sweet and so cold
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Daily Sabonis @dailysabonis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shoutout Rhiannon Giddens and Wu Man. This is pure joy and love for music.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
wild to be living in a world with live-streamed state executions and legal daylight kidnappings, but every time you turn around some loser is saying, hey man, what if art were completely frictionless? what if we killed even the possibility of human connection??
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Rob Burgess @robaburg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Being a sentient person in 2026 means arguing in public for issues you never thought you would have to articulate out loud: "Read to your children yourself instead of outsourcing it to a robot!" "Don't televise executions!" Things like that.
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Telesilla @telesilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He was the sweetest boy! Thank you.
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DeWallet Inspector @otlee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Ashley @ashleyrodrigues.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bring back the shorts. I want to see which guys legs are covered in tattoos
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Telesilla @telesilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*hugs* thank you!
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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 09/10/2026
I need the Pope's team and the Devil's team in the ALCS like I need oxygen
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Liz - High and Inside @lizzierie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I want marlins man level of disposable income gah damn lol
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Telesilla @telesilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you! 🫂
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Telesilla @telesilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you.
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She is the lady of drunkenness, the queen of the dance. She stabs the enemy, drives back the rebels, kills off the enemies in the place of internment; she is Sekhmet the great, who has power over the masses--the countless crowd trembles upon seeing her. (OGC)
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Honestly live streaming an execution for the clicks feels like a natural consequence of not regulating the tech industry
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Telesilla @telesilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you.
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Telesilla @telesilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*hugs* Thank you!
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thursday Awakening in Autumn. This morning in Chicago.
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Darkrose @darkrose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ogdred K. Weary, 2007-2026. The K was for Kitteh. We loved you and you’ll be missed.
Black and white tuxedo cat curled up on a red mat on a brown plaid blanket. We’ll miss you.
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Telesilla @telesilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He was my Sqaurehead Kitten Pants, my O-Ga-Dred, my Ogdred K. Weary. We were blessed with 19 years of Ogdred in our lives and they were better years because of him. I know he had a good life, but he was tired and now he can rest.
A tuxedo cat curled in a ball with on leg sticking out showing a white paw. His name was Ogdred and he will be missed.
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Telesilla @telesilla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ogdred hasn’t been eating very much and while he’s always been a barfy little guy, he’s barfing way more than usual. He’s also slowed down a lot just overnight and seems kind of confused. We’re taking him to the vet in a couple of hours, and I don’t feel very optimistic about the outcome.
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Darkrose @darkrose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I laugh every time I remember that Fandom Wank taught me how to spell plagiarism.
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
pope making them lose this one to teach them humility 😇
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Telesilla @telesilla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Pope really needs to pay more attention to baseball.
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Cara @cc-is-me.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
was VERY not prepared for what this is in response to
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Telesilla @telesilla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man, if you’re gonna sleep in class, at least have the grace to sit in back.
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Telesilla @telesilla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah I woke up around 8:30 and was like huh?
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