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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 1h
i’ve been on/off again sick ever since i made out with this gothic witch two months ago, please advise how i can reverse her obvious hex on me (serious)
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 5h
i am now “rooting” for a white sox/padres world series because i’m a weird catholic fetishist
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 5h
has anyone asked ai if it even want to be called si 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 20h
i’m sick
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 20h
ughkk
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 20h
it’s been a very long time since i’ve had playoff sports nerves 😬😬😬
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 21h
they do not look good tonight
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 22h
playoff player ads so far. cc ads: 💀😴 💰 azzi ads: ✨🥰✨
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you know how two weeks ago i had the flu? well guess who now has a cold. 😔
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol barves
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol barves
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
more like bryce larper
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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
reading your posts for filth
close up of Anna Karinia reading a paperback book
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m going to need a compilation of shots of don mattingly looking like he’s got indigestion 
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
probably unpopular opinion: i think nbc/peacock should air all mlb playoff games. they are head and shoulders above the dreck fox and espn put out.
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
whenever someone online in comments goes “that would be a great album cover” i invariably shiver, as a person who actually makes album covers: no that would be a horrible album cover that looks like shit
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
brain on drugs is more famous but i learned it by watching you is funnier
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jeez i guess wnba fans can be hella toxic too.
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
first time having coffee in six weeks and i feel like cornholio
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morning! in today’s edition of “everything is not awful,” holy cats the new angèle with caroline polachek whips to the point i wish i still tended bar at a club and knew dirtbags who would grind a percocet into my chartreuse & prosecco for me.
youtu.be
Love Triangle
YouTube video by Angèle - Topic
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the cubs losing the world series to the white sox (chosen by god) will close the hellscape portal the cubs opened by winning in 2016
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penny @inforapenny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
chill vibes at twitch.tv/pennyyells
me on the bed with drumbrute and mopho
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
reassuring to see that last seed beats top seed in the playoffs is not just a baseball thing
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lmao i would never watch a show called cupertino
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
holy cow liberty
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i need a mccoven equivalent for wnba, need funny posters
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hmmm indy’s fans seem rather shitty
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[adult male convert with a lot of weird sexual hang-ups]: This should be in Latin.
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TWO DISTINCT fan duel ads back to back just now on peacock
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
phiLOLies
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh really larry what were these moments the organization “fell short.” please answer in great detail.
from the desk of larry baer, giants chief ghoul:

We know we don't always get everything right.
There are moments when we fall short and lessons we need to carry forward to make us better. But at our core, we care about our people and our community. We believe in listening, learning and creating a place where people feel connected through a shared love of Giants baseball
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
will maga turn on cc now that it’s “revealed” jack smith went to see her play in college? will some dipshit reporter ask her about it after the game tonight?
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what should i do today?
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
omg 😻
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that feeling when you watch a guy refuse to rescue a drowning man
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is a bloodbath
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just a girl rooting for a team that’s not her team but is gonna jinx them all the same
the poster wearing a lavender headscarf and showing off lavender nails and she has long hair and one side is red and she’s wearing makeup and also it’s bright
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guy who has only heard choosin texas, listening to a second song: getting a lot of choosin texas vibes from this...
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“thank you renel” ok that got me 😭
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you sure about that
“native portlandian seeking friends”

the proper demonym is PORTLANDER
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
larry baer retire bitch
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Jason Brooks @jebpages.com · 27/09/2026
Now, as a treat, the Giants execs will spit in each of our faces on the way out.
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lmao the worst giants season in my lifetime
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
simpsons meme “stop he’s already dead”
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
moon
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lmao two runs
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
let’s see how many runs the giants give up before i stop listening
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séa @seagothman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😹
ask portland subreddit: 

Will I be safe in Portland?
Hate that I still have to ask this question this day and age but should I be concerned about traveling to Portland as a solo
male traveler ?
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