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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 24/08/2026
the way of the future | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: MATTIE is looking down. A SECOND PERSON is on the ground.
MATTIE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
PERSON: OH I'M MOVING AROUND LIKE A LITTLE WORM.

PANEL 2: Closer in on the PERSON, who smiles beatifically.
MATTIE: SEEMS UNCOMFORTABLE.
PERSON: IT'S THE FUTURE! ALL THE BIG MONEY IS ON IT, MANY ARTICLES AND LEADING FIGURES ARE SAYING IT AS WELL.
PERSON: WHO AM I TO ARGUE!

PANEL 3: MATTIE puts a hand to her chin.
MATTIE: I JUST DON'T SEE THE BENEFIT. FOR MY OWN LIFE.
PERSON: YOU CAN EITHER GET WITH IT OR PERISH IN THE FUCKING DUST, OLD WOMAN.

PANEL 4: The PERSON holds up their phone. On it is a photo of a tech CEO-looking guy on the ground, being interviewed by a journalist
TEXT: DAVOS 
TEXT: CEO OF SquirmX SAYS WRITHING AROUND WILL ACCOUNT FOR 700% OF US ECONOMY WITHIN 2 MONTHS
PERSON: THAT'S A DIRECT QUOTE.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wife: The trash is overflowing. Can you-- Me: Well I can't take it out but here's what I'll say. We need a strong trash can. And I'm committed to reforming the kitchen so the trash doesn't pile up
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"So, you see, Ms. Cunningham, I will admit that I don’t understand what you’re aiming at here with your public concerns about trans youth in sports. I don’t get it."
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What Do I Think About Sophie Cunningham?
I'll tell you.
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“the wnba is popular now so we have to change the league to accommodate people who are fundamentally opposed to everything the league is inherently about” well no we don’t actually, you’re lying, we do not have to do that
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your friendly neighborhood mel @geekmisconduct.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The only people ever held accountable on this team are black women who dare to speak out on why the Sky is a trash bag organization
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Chicago Reader Union @chicagoreaderunion.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Chicago Reader Union has been bargaining w/ Noisy Creek since February. In that time, management has consistently offered proposals that would cut longstanding benefits in exchange for meager pay raises. We need YOU to tell Noisy Creek we deserve better! 🧵 🔗: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
July 16, 2026
union rat's log

TELL NOISY CREEK WE DESERVE BETTER.

Noisy Creek management wants us to ...

-Work longer hours
-Take fewer sick days
-And work in-office

all while offering us lower wages than other newspapers they own.

Join us in demanding a fair contract!
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Chicago Sky fans seeing the Los Angeles Sparks news: #WNBA
"Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“sophie cunningham with the headset now”
gun pointed directly at a woman’s eye
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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Nate Patrin 🎧 @natepatrin.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
somehow over these last couple weeks I was able to finish this, a look into Serengeti's beloved Ultimate Chicago Guy alter ego Kenny Dennis, and it was strangely therapeutic being able to lose myself in Midwestern rap lore storytelling for a while
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The World of Kenny Dennis
Read Nate Patrin on The World of Kenny Dennis
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
block immediately everyone
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
better way to think of this is “20,000 of the dumbest, most violent people in the country currently receive government subsidies for their stupidity and violence. should we continue doing that?”
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Isobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
“i’m sad to be dead”
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
My dad has an EV and was shocked at how little maintenance they require. Like he brought it in and they were like “I guess we can change your wiper fluid.” I honestly hope this kills dealerships, they should not exist.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2025
Part of ICE’s efforts will be setting up random traffic stops and checkpoints throughout the city and making educated guesses about who to detain and who not to detain. These 'Guess Stops' will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or 'Guess-Stop-O for short.
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ICE’s Training Manual for Determining Who to Terrorize
“The Supreme Court on Monday lifted a federal judge’s order prohibiting government agents from making indiscriminate immigration-related stops in t...
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22/09/2025
the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A guy sporting a pin shaped like a monster leans over to a big glass tube full of skin in the close foreground.
GUY: Hey Geoff. I see you're not wearing a Bone Farmer memorial pin?

PANEL 2: GEOFF, the skin pile, starts to talk, over the shoulder of the GUY.
GEOFF: I mean, it'd be kind of tough to–
GUY: It's bone farmer memorial day.
GUY: We're all remembering all the good stuff he did.

PANEL 3: The GUY dabs away a tear.
GEOFF: Like what? Name one thing.
GUY: Shh! I'm remembering it all right now. Silently.

PANEL 4: THE GUY, dialing a phone.
GUY: It's like you don't even know the rules of the day?
GUY: I'm going to call the cops.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/02/2025
Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn
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