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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the crews of all US Navy vessels that have been taking part in extrajudicial murder should be subject to a 15 minute trial and then shot

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This may be the worst thing I've ever seen, not the worst movie - the worst actual thing, and I grew up with ogrish and liveleak. This sapped my humanity like nothing before. I am a lesser person now, having endured this.

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

back on my bullshit reading Gaunts Ghosts and it's unapologetically an amazing series, fantastic world building, fantastic character building

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Picard with hair staring at a planet exploding and turning to Riker going “Number One, have you considered that THAT just happened?”

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me when I get my hands on the nuclear football: I'm 'Choosin' Texas'

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026

Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I guess he’s used to Crow and Tom Servo but this one seems too scary

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The great thing about Algae omega 3 vitamins is every time you burp it feels like you went down on a mermaid

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hey everyone check out this post i found on the internet. You're welcome, friends

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

So how much longer until organ repo contractors? 10 years?

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I know for a fact his mom drank from that hose ayoooo!

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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of the best standup specials in the past few years.

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Erin Lockwood @erinkaylockwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is human trafficking on a massive scale.

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Realistically, thousands and thousands of Americans need to hang, as a start

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Amy Jo (AJ) Cousins @ajcousins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is not deporting people. Literally. Legally. There is a deportation process and this isn't it. This is rendition. This is disappearing people.

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

colonizers about the americas in the 1600s: these people are SICK. they do human sacrifices! they KILL people so their gods give them rain!! america in the present day: just blew up a boat full of kids. just because. lol. oh also we're pedophiles

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Don't forget that the united states stopped supporting the Khmer Rouge in 1993. Vietnam invaded and liberated Cambodia.

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

conor oberst is a better songwriter than bob dylan, sorry.

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I wish somebody would come to the pussy eating factory and slap the pussy out of my mouth, I'm so tired

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

a FedEx truck pulled into my driveway honking their horn because they had a tire going flat. I patched the tire and refilled it, I'm like the local pit stop for rural delivery drivers

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.

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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

It’s Friday

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026

i have had multiple "oh you haven't heard about cumming in the fluffer?" conversations in the past few weeks which is not great for myself or for others

the xkcd average familiarity comic of two people talking, edited to read: "ai doomsday religions are second nature to us very online folk, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows about the harry potter sex cult and one or two aella cognitohazards" "and sankeys, of course" "of course" captioned below "even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think he's selling it a little short, more is an understatement.

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

me telling my wife I'll give her an orgasm, for sure

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You can be excused from the table if you finish 18" of soup

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You'd think it's on principal but no, I'm a hipster and I hate pop.

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm reasonably sure I've never heard an Ed Sheeran song.

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's tour bus.

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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran losing every supporting act and his backing band from this tour is the funniest possible outcome. This is what happens when you refuse to "pick sides" on a genocide.

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Mitch McConnell finally making an appearance after disappearing for 3 months

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Come see the pumps.

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Pandemic 𓅃. Index @panaccindex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Nancy Pelosi just went on CNN and cheered on Trump to slaughter more Muslims: “Our country is at war. We always root for our country under any circumstance. So let's get this done, Mr. President.” This is apparently the leader of the opposition against fascism? A bloodthirsty racist cheerleader?

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Wife called cigarettes after sex 'suicide music' so I made sure her prints were on everything

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Teddy Ruxpin SVU @teddyruxpinsvu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Back at my roots, playing EverQuest at 6:30 AM

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