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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 3h
Remember people, just don't post anything that could, would, or will upset a future, present, or past president in any way. You'll be fine, just don't say or do anything upsetting to anyone who could potentially become president. It's S I M P L E
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I understand why they're doing this, but fuck them. These mayors can't guarantee the safety of their own citizens from ICE, and they sure as hell can't guarantee the safety of Canadian visitors. Also, North Dakota, where 2/3 of voters voted for Trump, wants foreigners to come back? Fuck them twice.
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U.S. mayors ask Canadians to reconsider U.S. travel boycott - Winnipeg | Globalnews.ca
Some American mayors are trying to encourage Canadians to reconsider boycotting travel across the border.
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 4h
Making a pitchfork (Halloween related) in the strangest way I can imagine going about making a pitchfork. Half doing it to practise the joinery. It's fun to hit stuff with other stuff, and it's also fun to cut things into various shapes.
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 4h
Getting to the end of The Governor's Waltz and cheering on our hero Phoebe Bridgers, cursing the name of the slime Paul Mescal, realizing I am simply a swiftie for Bridgers. A Bridgers Swiftie. YOU'RE BETTER THAN HIM, GIRL!!!
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 5h
Brave of Stephen Harper to say this after all popular support for separation collapses
Screenshot of a YouTube fingernail showing Stephen Harper commenting on Alberta separatism. He says it "brings no benefit" it is a CBC video
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 16h
me on social media
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Americans have been giving grace to these people since they were called Confederates, nice to see them start to realize maybe that isn't the way
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remember when Lindsay Graham said he was going to check on Mitch McConnell, and then he fuckin died?
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got a blood test the other day that was the bottleneck to getting my meds refilled. I can do that now, again, hopefully? Or I can continue to self loathe and self medicate. Basically a toss up.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some really bizarre hair in these photos
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saw a spider so huge today that I immediately went inside and closed my windows
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So the character Phoebe Bridgers plays in PRIMETIME is real and after working on TO CATCH A PREDATOR she went on to be the Trust and Safety Head at Twitter who made the call to bounce Trump from the platform after January 6! Wild stuff www.wired.com/story/del-ha...
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Twitter’s Former Head of Trust and Safety Finally Breaks Her Silence
From Israel vs. Hamas threats to Donald Trump’s “wild” posts, Del Harvey helped make the platform’s hardest content moderation calls for 13 years. Then she left in 2021 … and disappeared.
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is why I got into Duck Spoons bsky.app/profile/socc...
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Nora Loreto @nolore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The elites are working overtime to pin the Belleville synagogue shooting on .... Avi Lewis. "When something is so entirely, objectively true, one must work extra hard to try and convince people that this objective truth is actually false." noraloreto.substack.com/p/turning-a-...
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Turning a peaceful movement violent
Canadian elites blame Palestinian solidarity for Belleville synagogue shooting
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 29/09/2026
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phoebe Bridgers' The Governor's Waltz is a beautiful song, but people wrongly believe it is about Paul Mescal, when in actuality it's about Phoebe's whirlwind relationship with Minnesota governor Tim Walz
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've felt Free of Leafs fandom for a few years.... But the pull of opening night.... vs the Habs...................... Why, god
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a Google Pixel, which I fucking hated even before they renamed the fucking lake, but I really am thinking about how to build my own phone. Where are the DIY phone nerds at?
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These are the kinds of results you Do Not See in American jurisprudence, which is part of why it's so important to stay independent. I hear a lot of people wonder what would actually change if Canada were 51st state, and the answer is SO MUCH!!!!! Read and compare SCOTUS to SCC. Night and day.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
The Tupac murder case, too, essentially, it took 50 Cent producing a documentary pointing out that Keefe D had been going on podcasts for years, bragging about killing Tupac, and how Diddy stiffed him out of some of the hit money for that Tupac murder prosecution to happen.
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Danyaal Raza @danyaalraza.com · 29/09/2026
“Every hour spent by a physician, lawyer, administrator, or regulator working on the problems created by dual practice is an hour that could otherwise be directed toward improving access in the publicly funded system.” edmontonjournal.com/opinion/colu...
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Opinion: Who pays for Alberta’s dual-practice health care?
Who pays for the system required to make dual practice possible, and who bears the risks when it fails?
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Zubes @zubes.ca · 28/09/2026
On the 2026 Blue Jays, and if it meant anything. zubes.ca/jays/was-the...
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Was There A Point To Any Of This — zubes.ca
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Real Genuis, this guy
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope whatever civil engineering firm lands this RFP is haunted at night by visions of the cyclists they'll be killing. I hope their iron ring they were given at graduation when they took an oath to the public starts to itch and weigh on their finger like an anchor.
What is certain, however, is that a vast sum of our money will be wasted, countless Torontonians will find themselves profoundly inconvenienced for extended periods, and, eventually, a cyclist will get struck by a car. But at least the congestion will be worse.
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 28/09/2026
The lie that privatization will reduce wait times is already being exposed, but that won’t stop political leaders from continuing to try to destroy our public healthcare system.
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Haven't read or seen the details but this actually kinda really fucking rules????
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, this is what being a public broadcaster should be about!
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Toronto Boris @torontoboris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ford in a nutshell. Waste our tax dollars on personal & ideologically vanity projects. Make TO worse for ppl who live here. Get a bunch of ppl killed & finally make problem worse than it was before he touched it. Be is roads, Healthcare, education or what have u. This has been Fords Ontario.
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“What is certain, however, is that a vast sum of our money will be wasted, countless Torontonians will find themselves profoundly inconvenienced for extended periods, and, eventually, a cyclist will get struck by a car. But at least the congestion will be worse.”
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let's say hypothetically you were in possession of a skunk corpse, and you do not own a shovel or any land. What would you do with said corpse? No one wants to take it from me at the city or the region. I no longer want this rotting skunk. Hypothetically. For a friend. Etc.
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This applies to me as well, but I would also add that I'm not gonna
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Spacing @spacing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
EXCLUSIVE: Inside the contract to rip out Toronto’s bike lanes Spacing has obtained the RFP for the Ford government's bike lane removal, and it looks even worse than thought. spacing.ca/toronto/2026... #toronto #bikes #torontobike @cycletoronto.bsky.social
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EXCLUSIVE: Inside the contract to rip out Toronto's bike lanes - Spacing Toronto
After the Ontario Court of Appeal (ONCA) shot down CycleTO’s legally innovative charter challenge that sought to stop Doug Ford’s attack on the city’s bike lanes, Queen’s Park wasted little time befor...
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i can't stress enough that i have ZERO hesitation totalizing my political orientation around this singular issue: the genocide has to stop, the perpetrators brought to justice, and the apartheid settler state completely dismantled. The prevailing Moral Imperative of Our Time.
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This one hurts a little, because ‘Dewey decimal system as backbone of game’ has genuinely been on my nerdy idea backlog for years. Love this version, better than mine would have been :)
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At this risk of violating little free library rules there is now a copy of Our Lady Peace’s Naveed in this one on Major St. A friend joke-gifted it & while not a hater, I sold 18 million of them at the record store I worked at in the 90s and their brand of power pop is ~not for me~.
Cd & little free library Little free library
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Canadian trade negotiators doing more to fight the GOP than the Democrats youtu.be/Qo5wGpN1nD4?...
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How Canada’s tariffs were designed to hurt Trump
YouTube video by CNN
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Canada has a big problem of white supremacists, conspiracy theorists, and a far-right political and media sphere giving them platforms.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been off allll my meds the past few weeks because of.... actually I don't know why I'm doing this to myself... But anyway, the shot of Scherzer jumping over the barrier to celebrate with his family did me in. Watching the squirrels in the back yard gets me emotional lately, but still.
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was a year, for certain
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still can't believe I completely by accident recreated Duck in spoon form
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Kevin Edwards ( Retro game developer ) @kevedwardsretro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SNES music development at Software Creations in 1994. This photo was taken in the 'sound proofed' music room in the dungeon ( basement - rear ) of Park Place in Manchester. Chris JoJo is hard at work, possibly on Ken Griffey Jr. presents Major League Baseball.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Started painting my spoons. Unintentionally made a Duck Spoon. Quack quack.
A large spoon with a short thick handle. The handle is painted brown, and the bowl is a dark green. It looks kind of like a duck because the colours match mallard colours The backside of the same spoon, everything is off centre because I don't understand how symmetry works. Original spoon description: A large spoon with a short thick handle. The handle is painted brown, and the bowl is a dark green. It looks kind of like a duck because the colours match mallard colours
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New Type Of Guy I've been noticing popping up. "Hates" AI, "Hates" Data Centres.... but... spends an odd amount of time saying things like "the water thing isn't actually an issue" and "it isn't technically copyright infringement legally because agents aren't 'works'" and things of this nature
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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My kids started watching Gravity Falls, and I keep telling them "Gravity Falls, but gravity gets right back up again!" and they keep responding with "shut the fuck up" which I must admit does sound funny coming from mouths so small...
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find it fascinating that so many estranged parents view the estrangement as an incident, not as a process. So it's forums full of Boomers going "She stopped talking to me because I said her haircut was bad! She's so UNREASONABLE!", when, in reality, they've been shitting on their kid for decades.
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