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Is it possible for a Jeffersonian boy and a Hamiltonian girl to find love in this crazy world?

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eileen chengyin chow @chowleen.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
One of my favorite poems since childhood, and a poem I share every #autumnequinox. By the 12thc warrior poet Xin Qiji 辛棄疾, sidelined during peacetime, demoted, drifting through a decade of minor posts in remote lands. Poetry, then, is that which is left unsaid. “My, what a cool and lovely autumn.”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
i love walking past an iconic cartoon death opportunity. city management is all about minimizing such events so it's a little refreshing to see one so thoroughly unguarded
an open manhole cover guarded perilously by a few orange cones
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Following @ericmgarcia.bsky.social and a bunch of New Yorkers makes for a great feed because I see a dozen posts about how the Spurs are agents of Satan interspersed with "wow I love my spurs :)"
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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Critical support to Platner so he and Fetterman can constantly antagonize each other
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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Dirtbag leftism has over 100 words for "perfidious Jew"
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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
skeet from my worm girlfriend
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value plus discounted @akhilrao.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
our economy is being artificially propped up by consumption, investment, government spending, and net exports
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I am curious about the effect that almost everyone I know, even people who are doing relatively well, thinks they would be more successful economically if they sacrificed their ethical principles and just became a grifter of some sort.
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
You go to a friend’s house for dinner. He makes the best meal literally ever. You ask for a recipe; he says it’s an old family possession and hands it to you. You turn it over to see a note: “Happy you liked this recipe I made! Adolf Hitler, 1930” Do you make the meal for your guests next week?
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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
With the DNC autopsy leaked, my hot take (might not be so hot) is that Dem messaging might suck in the abstract but also most voters are so checked out that any messaging that doesn’t play to their base urges, fears, or prejudices falls flat.
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TROUBLE @chitin.link · 20/01/2026
(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Fighting for my life seeing everyone on this website go to bat for Nolan's Odyssey, a movie whose art direction I find drab for normal reasons
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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Yeah it's over, even the justices know their credibility is falling off the bone and are appropriately throwing discretion to the wind. I just hope the current SCOTUS facilities will be able to accommodate the 15 member rotating panel, it's too nice of a building to not use.
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Kennedys don’t even react to assassination attempts anymore they just stare at em like this
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. at the White House Correspondents Dinner staring off into space instead of taking cover after gunshots were heard
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
in 2029 we should let the IRS and SEC put the entire Bay Area under martial law for like six months and i think that would solve a surprising number of problems
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
THE POKEMON WORLD. MAY, 1945: SOVIET CONSCRIPT 1: Holy shit. It’s Hitler’s dog! SOVIET CONSCRIPT 2: How can you tell? HITLER’S DOG: Hitlersdog. Hit-Hit. Hitlersdog. SOVIET CONSCRIPT 2: Oh. Right.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
aoc is one the few national politicians and 2028 hopefuls who has not yet written a book to raise her profile and i hope, instead of the bog-standard ghostwritten memoir, it is inexplicably a hard-boiled noir detective novel
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/10/2024
“Happy as a clam” makes some incredible assumptions re: clam psychology
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
it was through the dharma that I was able to calmly absorb such news as "Kristi Noem's husband's bimbofication fetish."
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
he is twerking, twerking. he says that he will never die.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
(In Medieval Lordes chat) my high steward is completely gone off one hit of mead lol…guess whose ass is quietly losing favour in my court (texting my serf) crop yields were BULLSHIT this year btw
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Boots on the ground? Yeah I sure hope so. Get em off my damn couch! #war
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Philadelphia Eagles @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Good Afternoon from your Super Bowl Champion, Philadelphia Eagles.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
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Philadelphia Eagles @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS! THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Moon, by Gary Hume, 2009
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The Ill-Matched Couple, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1530, 📸 by @Mikeyyowens
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Philadelphia Eagles @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
THE BIG DAWG IS HUNGRY! JALEN CARTER SACK 😤 #FlyEaglesFly
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acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
this site has the juice
My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
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Cold stone Steve ice cream @homeybeef.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
For sale. Incel shoes. Never funged.
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Old Ms Grimm @oldmsgrimm.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
What if instead of Balatro it was called 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴latro and instead of Sock and Buskin it was called Cock and Bustin
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
can’t pay teens for sex and become attorney general anymore on account of woke
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Truth nuke:
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
(on a first date) so earnestly debating whether die hard is a christmas movie is one of the oldest, least funny bits online, and the guy from the mountain goats — i’ll get to them — posted about NOT doing that, which accidentally reignited the discourse. you look beautiful by the way. can i kiss you
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Tech @techking465.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
this is me if u even care
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
seems a bit dramatic
Luigi Mangione is escorted by several police officers and Mayor Eric Adams in New York.
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Can’t stop addicted to the shampoo @6a6c.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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